Toaster Fun

[wiggeR No.1276221]

Okay guys, so I bought a toaster for on sale at my store. $5 for it. I bought it because I want to modify it. Was thinking a wireless charging dock to start with, but open to discussion and ideas. Lol.

It's a shitty ToastMaster brand toaster, but still gets the job done. Already have a legit toaster anyways, I just bought this to see what I can do.

[Anonymous No.1276235]

>>1276221
Wow, you so funny...

[Anonymous No.1276236]

>>1276221
Take a bath with it
Great fun for all
Also plz stream

[Anonymous No.1276242]

I actually added a usb to mine to charge my phone while it cooks my bread. But when the phone charges it drains the toaster and my toast turns up raw.

[Anonymous No.1276256]

>>1276221
thinks toastmaster is shit....

[Anonymous No.1276277]

buy a couple more and open your own Shipping Container restaurant

[Anonymous No.1276285]

>>1276277
shipping containers aren't made from toasters you retarded faggot. how fucking stupid are you?

[Anonymous No.1276974]

>>1276277
mmmh.. toasted dounts

[Anonymous No.1276982]

>>1276236
I agree with this guy.

Also this should now me a an OSHA thread.

[Anonymous No.1277006]

[Anonymous No.1277049]

>>1276236
Please don't do this. It would destroy the toaster.
Jump of a building it's easier.

[Anonymous No.1277182]

Wireless charger built in toaster. Put phone in bread slot, push down to turn on charging. Train house guests to use it.

Three months later, replace with real toaster.

[Anonymous No.1277193]

The choice is clear

[Anonymous No.1277195]

>>1277193
"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!"

[Anonymous No.1277354]

>>1276221
>wireless charging dock
Assuming you're serious, why? For serious toaster modifications, the real trick is PWM dimmers on each of the elements to tune your toaster for even browning on crumpets and toast, with a varying duty cycle over time optimised to getting perfect heat penetration through the toast every time, which should also be adjustable for different toast thicknesses and densities.

Secondly, make it much easier to clean. My flat has vegetable oil dripping out of the bottom of our toaster and I'm not asking why, but since things like that and crumbs do not all come out when the toaster is shaken and has its tray removed, perhaps a hinge-open toaster would be an interesting idea. Of course, the first thing you should do is replace the bimetallic-strip-based timer with a digital one with an LCD displaying time and temperature.

Another idea is to make your toaster a custom toaster printer by using a polarising black&white LCD panel with the backlight replaced with the heater so that you can print custom images onto your toast with the browning of the bread, via USB or bluetooth or wifi. A simpler idea would be to just have a wifi-enabled toaster that connects to your calendar and activates itself in advance of when you're wanting to eat breakfast, because you're a lazy bastard who can't wait 2 minutes to cook a slice of toast.

Or just cannibalise it for the nichrome.

[Anonymous No.1277472]

>>1276221
I like doing this kind of shit. Should toss a lithium pack in there and powered usb hub for charge devices on the go. Cord storage and blutooth speaker so friends can charge their shit.

[Anonymous No.1277474]

>>1276242
KEK

[Anonymous No.1277475]

>>1277182
THIS!

[Anonymous No.1277836]

>>1276256
I mean I sell it at my work, so I thought it was shit, because my work can be shit. But it actually works p well.