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/diy/ - Do It Yourself


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1264318 No.1264318[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Alright, listen up, motherfuckers. Have you installed your shipping crater underground yet? What, no? What the fuck are you waiting for? Pretty soon the gooks or some other terrorists are gonna invade the US and you won't have anywhere to hide your family. I, myself, am gonna be 10 feet underground in a shipping container, cozy and listening to the explosions above ground while sipping chardonnay and listening to Fallout music while my wife snuggles with me. Invest in a shipping container for a safer future!

>> No.1264322
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1264322

>>1264318
>>1264318

>> No.1264344

>>1264318
>>1264322
well that escalated quickly

>> No.1264348

>>1264318
enjoy your metal coffin.

>> No.1264352

>>1264318
Let me check something....yup I was right nobody gives a flying fuck faggot

>> No.1264391

>>1264322
Oh, you thought the chinese made it super durable, just for you? You poor thing...

>> No.1264984

>>1264318
enjoy collapsed walls and ceiling

>> No.1265047

10 ' under ground in a metal box with a hysterical depressed bitch is a fate worse than death

>> No.1265057

>>1265047
Why do you think most of the shelters people built in the 50's were out in the backyard? You know what else was back there? Detached garage.

Ol' Dad would just crawl out from under the Packard as soon as he heard the siren, slip down there and bolt the door. Double rations!

>> No.1265069

My 1900s brick home has almost 2ft thick solid brick walls in the basement. I'm probably good as long as I don't eat the lead paint coating the walls and protecting me.

>> No.1265086

>>1265057
I give you 3 days after that it'll be like a remake of the movie "The Shining"

>> No.1265092

>>1264322
They didnt use crab meat reinforcement tho

>> No.1265127

>>1265069
betcha the lead paint will make a great rad barrier

>> No.1265148

>>1264322
Yep, dirt is heavy. Who would've thought, right?

Why don't they use their brains for one second and build a layer of concrete around it? Or use just concrete, like any sane person would?