/diy/ - Do It Yourself

[Anonymous No.1227131]

Are women allergic to 2-strokes?

[Anonymous No.1227134]

>>1227131
Women don't like 2 pump chumps OP

[Anonymous No.1227162]

Women don't understand the health benefits of a little burning oil. Maybe if it smelled more like a yankee candle they'd be on board.

[Anonymous No.1227229]

>>1227131
We should eliminate all two stroke engines. There is no reason to use them outside of hobby rc. REMOVE TWO STROKE!

[Anonymous No.1227237]

>>1227229
Lumberjacks would be sad, as most chainsaws are 2-stroke

[Anonymous No.1227244]

>>1227229
every lawn maintenance man hates you right now.

[Anonymous No.1227247]

>>1227229
What about my paramotor? ;-;

[Anonymous No.1227251]

>>1227229
>obviously never felt the power band of a large 2 stroke
>has no clue why 2 strokes are important for weed whackers and chainsaws
Stay ignorant, Senpai.

[Anonymous No.1227254]

>>1227251
why wouldnt you want an underpowered heavy as fuck weedwacker

[Anonymous No.1227279]

>>1227131
Only when pepper is used. Saturn tends to color the anchor sweet, therefore it's best that bananas get on the bus before protons start to warm up and kiss the pencil. Only then will women & sleeping bags be able to grease the rods and thus beating the allergic reaction.

[Anonymous No.1227289]

>>1227254
Wtf?

Lb per lb 2 strokes out perform 4 strokes.

[Anonymous No.1227292]

>>1227254
My bad i read that wrong.

[Anonymous No.1227299]

>>1227289
don't forget the lb/size of erection

[Anonymous No.1227336]

>>1227299
Never an issue on a 2 stroke.

[Anonymous No.1227371]

>>1227162

[Anonymous No.1227372]

>>1227279
I...

What???????

[Anonymous No.1227377]

>>1227372
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/5306729/how-do-markov-chain-chatbots-work

[Anonymous No.1227499]

>>1227254
>underpowered
>heavy as fuck
lolwut

fuel- and oil-injected twin-cylinder two-stroke
a little over 400lbs dry weight
and around 160hp at the crank
>pic extremely related

[Anonymous No.1228304]

my girl is "allergic" to every damn thing, I'm 100% sure she'd bitch about the oil and fumes.

[Anonymous No.1228761]

>>1227237
Fuck you and your earth rapery
>>1227244
>>1227251
Fuck lawn maintenance and most of all fuck two strokes. They are noisy and polluting.

Worried about CO2? These motherfuckers throw out nasty particulate matter and NOx right at ground level. That shit is bad for your lungs. No emission controls on these babies!

Now most of fucking all fuck hipsters and their gas hipster bikes. Least the above have something of an excuse for work.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10834679/Scooters-pollute-more-than-lorries.html

>>1227247
Sort of OK because it's not at ground level

[Anonymous No.1228793]

>>1228761
I can't wait till you need to cut down a tree.

[Anonymous No.1228816]

>>1228761
Greenpeace get out. This is a productive mans board.

[Anonymous No.1228820]

>>1227131
>>1228816
Coalrolling /pol/ pls go

[Anonymous No.1228857]

>>1228761

You are the biggest wienie, you have no place on this board except small house discussions( because you don't want to waste and honestly believe in global warming). I fell sorry for you because you think you differentiate from a hipster when you sound exactly the same.

You aren't going to get black lung from using a two stroke engine you stupid twat.

[Homer No.1228878]

50-1 stank for the win. Haters hating since their little girls arms aren't strong enough to start the string trimmer.

Similar to a Detroit diesel, straight gas just does not compare

[Anonymous No.1228882]

>>1227229
>We should eliminate all two stroke engines. There is no reason to use them

I agree. Stihl make 4-stroke engines for many of it's products.
Still mix oil and fuel to eliminate need for oil sump.

[Anonymous No.1228885]

>>1227499
That's cool as fuck

[Anonymous No.1228894]

>>1228882
Have 1 of those and they are fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.1228903]

>>1228894
>Have 1 of those and they are fucking garbage
I have one and it's fanfuckingtastic - maybe it's (you)

[Anonymous No.1228936]

>>1228882
Stihl 4mix a shit.

[Anonymous No.1229106]

>>1228761

Treehugger pls go and stay go.

If I could I'd lace the fuel with yellowcake to spite you.

[Anonymous No.1229108]

>>1228882

Stihl, where the fuel tube is to narrow from factory and requires replacing as soon as you've bought it.
Stihl is shit.

[Anonymous No.1229172]

>>1228878
Lawnboy? is that one that uses a D/F series Iron Horse 2 stroke from OMC?

Pic semi related, 2 stroke is best stroke.

[Anonymous No.1229306]

>>1227229
The shipping industry would like a word with you.

[Anonymous No.1229331]

>>1227499
One-hundred.and.sixty. HorsePower

whew lad

[Homer No.1229389]

>>1229172
Yes its a Lawnboy model 10651. Picked it up at a surplus auction in 1999 for $15.47. Said the operators ran regular gas and the motor was seized. Put in a new spark plug and has been running like a champ ever since.

[Anonymous No.1229419]

>>1229108
Fuck you Stihl is the best goddamn fucking saw manufacturer in the whole fucking world. Only a muslim-loving cuckboy would ever use anything other than Stihl and say it was better. I've cut down hundreds of trees and bucked thousands of pieces of firewood with my Stihl saws and never had a problem.

[Anonymous No.1229515]

>>1229389
Yeah, something wonderful about the old OMC 2 stroke

Just a shame it hard to buy a brand new 2 stroke now. Still a lot of sections that are built on hill sides.

[Anonymous No.1229521]

>>1229108
Not had that issue, but I usually run Husquvarna just because I have a large parts stash and better local support.. The Stihls I have are fine though.

Sounds like you're running shitty fuel and clogging the clunk pickup/filter.

[Anonymous No.1229567]

>>1229515
I have a 1967 Evinrude Lightwin 3hp outboard and a 1988 Lawnboy with the bagger.
They're both still great machines.

[Anonymous No.1229581]

>>1227279
>This guy still using the manual banana transfer instead of auto-cycle salmon to subvert protons.

>Its 2017