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/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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Fleshlight fan Anonymous Sat Dec 24 08:54:13 2011 No.102578 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /diy/,
any ideas how to put the fleshlight on the fan without messig anything up ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 09:09:56 2011 No.102580 >>102578 Duct tape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 09:15:35 2011 No.102583 youre gonna wring your dick off

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 09:17:44 2011 No.102584 ahahahahahaha oh wow

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 09:30:21 2011 No.102586 I woke up christmas eve morning super early, come to 4chan on my way to /b/ and OH MY GOD!!!!!! Just, whoever does this, get it on video, or suggest it to jackass 4.0 . Oh, and i totally agree with >>102583

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 09:39:24 2011 No.102591 >>102586 Be sure to upload it to YouTube, so we can all "like" and "favorite" that bitch to the front page.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 09:54:08 2011 No.102601 Water or oil based lube. Buckets of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:22:27 2011 No.102608 OP, where do you live? I want to check the websites of your local news media, and have a good laugh at the stories of how you damaged your dick so badly, that even the ER doctors were baffled.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:12:20 2011 No.102620 If you put a tube into the back that pumps lube in, this just might work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:44:04 2011 No.102624 Holy shit OP, you're awesome. I say go for it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:45:11 2011 No.102625 >>102601 Fucking hell, you're just going to spray water and lube all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:58:47 2011 No.102628 File: 28 KB, 600x450, 1324372120665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When the dick hits the fan

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 12:04:28 2011 No.102630 File: 63 KB, 237x344, 1312125218555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 12:44:08 2011 No.102641 Is lube conductive? >>OP electrocutes his dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 13:04:02 2011 No.102650 >>102641 Nearly fell off my chair I was laughing so hard lmfao

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 13:09:04 2011 No.102652 >>102641 http://www.smartmeasurement.com/en/wizards/flowmeter/flmtr_mag_conductivity.asp If he uses an oil based, probably not.

Anonymous Sun Dec 25 01:52:56 2011 No.103168
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Op, please, isn't the flesh light enough? Why not spend the energy you'd spend on this god damnable contraption towards finding a girlfriend who's compatible with you.

Also, your gonna rip your dick off. That fan has three speeds, and both of them will rip your dick off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 02:05:24 2011 No.103172 >>103168 I fucking lost it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 02:13:19 2011 No.103175 OP is going to spend the rest of his life with a corkscrew-dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 02:18:00 2011 No.103177 What is OP trying to do? Make the fleshlight spin around? Last time I checked vaginas weren't like catherine wheels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 02:46:11 2011 No.103189 >>103168 >"Three speeds, both will rip your dick off" LOL

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 02:51:51 2011 No.103192 I feel like a fan motor wouldn't have anywhere near enough torque to be useful here, much less harm anyone.

Anonymous Sun Dec 25 02:56:25 2011 No.103195
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it won't work OP, most modern fan motors are too weak, they're made so that they stop when you put your hand in them instead of chopping off your fingers

here's what you need OP, this thing + fleshlight will send you to the moon! (or at least that's where pieces of your mutilated cock will be)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 03:19:03 2011 No.103203 Christmas came early, I've been laughing for like 10 solid minutes.

>>	None !!TU6y/KRH8qr Sun Dec 25 03:26:52 2011 No.103207 >>103195 ...or a gear/pulley reduction. Most electric motors will rotate too quickly to be useful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 04:03:25 2011 No.103240 >>103203 fuck, same here. someone needs to archive this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 04:43:56 2011 No.103251 File: 23 KB, 573x346, invincible wheel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] See? This is why /diy/ is, by far, the best board. >>103177 Well, maybe he's into Kung Fu porn. See about 1:30 http://www.redtube.com/461

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 05:20:19 2011 No.103273 Winscreen wiper motor or a motor off one of those Xmas deer lawn ornaments. High torque, low speed, low voltage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 06:08:56 2011 No.103290 Someone get this shit archived

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 06:26:03 2011 No.103294 Why is everyone acting like this is the first time they've seen this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 07:14:47 2011 No.103308 File: 166 KB, 368x351, canorcant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>103189 There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.

>>	sage sage Sun Dec 25 07:44:15 2011 No.103315 did somebody say archive? I don't find this funny at all, sorry. Can we keep /b/ out of here?

Anonymous Sun Dec 25 07:47:32 2011 No.103316
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>>103195
>2011
>using electric motors for your fleshlights
ISHYGDDT

Pic related, currently got mine hooked up to a Rolls Royce merlin, I'm on the lookout for something with a bit more bite though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 07:59:59 2011 No.103319 >>103316 >Rolls-Royce-powered fleshlight That would be one of the best ways to troll poor people. It tops wiping your ass with money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 11:42:16 2011 No.103397 >>103316 Bet that shit is quiet as all fuck too.

Anonymous Sun Dec 25 12:04:47 2011 No.103404

>>103316
Split my sides as much as the day I first saw this, tip o' the hat.

OP: How about a blender motor, more muscle than the fan, I'd guess it would be round about the area of strenght that would work for something like this. Multiple speeds already implemented so you dont twist your dick off the face of the planet on the first test.

But for the love of the girl who is tragically missing out on you --> make sure you take the fucking blades off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 12:17:24 2011 No.103408 >>103316 my god, some eccentric millionaire NEEDS to do this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 12:17:24 2011 No.103409 >>103404 My balls are aching in anticipation of the pulse mode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 12:22:55 2011 No.103411 File: 71 KB, 450x337, 59517_22766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>103316 Nobody can afford that, you bourgeois fuck. Here's a more modest solution:

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 12:45:44 2011 No.103422 Watch out guys, there's still room for improvement http://sensualplace.com/2008/11/13/ingenuity-power-drill-fleshlight/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 13:42:23 2011 No.103439 File: 39 KB, 475x352, 1310430747415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>103315

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 13:51:28 2011 No.103445 bump for intrest

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 13:52:28 2011 No.103446 >>103411 Get that two cycle bullshit out of here. It doesn't posses enough torque or power to effectively rustle my jimmies, let alone get me off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 17:55:16 2011 No.103616 File: 37 KB, 500x400, 1324853698751[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mfw old pic is old

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 23:27:12 2011 No.103807 >>103294 Because it is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 08:02:12 2011 No.104660 File: 13 KB, 120x120, grammar nazi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>103168 >>103168 >>103168 >three speeds and both will rip your dick off >three speeds and both >three >both

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