/diy/ - Do It Yourself

for you ass or penis?

Dildos are like $15. or you can just go buy a cucumber every time you've got the urge, but a dildo would be cheaper in the long run.

>>78916
this is so stupid.
i haven't seen a cell phone that looks like that in years. and by 2015, there will be virtually none with that shape because there are barely any around now.

and how are you supposed to make it vibrate? and avoid losing it up your butt?

>>78914
Get a stick and get whittling boy!

>>78918
For my ass.

how to fleshlight?

>>78916
What book is this from?

goto the fucking produce section. pumpkins, gourds, cucumbers, zucinni and other crap you can stuff up your ass. Just tie it off with a plastic wrap so you can pull it back out.

So, what about something I can use to vibrate, besides dumb old phone in my ass?

Put a condom on whatever the fuck it is you make. Your rectum can very easily absorb whatever you're sticking down there and we wouldn't want something toxic to be passed.

>>79179
I suppose.
Anyone know what I can make that I can un make easily?

Go to the store
Go to the health aisle or some bullshit I don't know
Go get protein powder that comes in a tube with a twist cap
eat protein powder, do some squats, lunges, and deadlifts
fill tube with very warm water
stick in pooper

NOTE: can also be done with metal cigar cases

>>79193
Would cigar case come open in my ass?

Roll up a section of newspaper, stick a condom on the end.

Found one of those under a bridge.

Gave some homeless dude/gal pleasure at least.

>>79196
Ouch.


Anyone know any kind of gel I can make that'll harden a bit? Make my own dildo?

>>79195
*tube. Sorry, freudian slip. Some cigars come individually packaged in aluminum tubes, with a twist cap. Both the protein powder and the cigar tubes look similar to test tubes, and are 25 times less likely to break while inserted inside your rectum.

>>79199
Ooooh.

Must figure out which one does, and get one.

Any other ideas?

go buy a cheap sonic pulse type tooth brush. Cost you under 10$ and it vibrates like a mofo. You then just need to build it up with some type of tape such as duct tape and then cover it with a condom and enjoy.

Go to the $1 store and see what tube like objects you can find. Like jumbo giant markers and shit. Also to avoid getting the object stuck in your ass, you want to have either some sort of stopper or maybe put the object in a bag first to be able to pull it out.

Fuck, OP. They have DIY *VIBRATING* dildo kits at the sex shop!

buy a pool float noddle thing, cut and shave it down to the right size, stretch a rubber balloon over it. the center of the noodle has a hole where you can insert a vibrating tooth brush or whatever if you want it to vibrate.

your welcome

sharpie? extra large sharpie?

1.Make plaster/paper mache cast of your erect penis.
2. Pour liquid latex into cast.

If there's something terribly wrong with your own penis, fill up a condom with liquid latex.

>>79221
I have no sex shops around me.

>>79202
>cheap sonic pulse type tooth brush
My dad has surgically removed several of these from men's rectums.

Don't judge me... Bubble wand, those stick ones, they're just a dollar. If worried just use solid end -> the handle.

>>79861
like this

>>79864
>>79861
I put a couple of motors out a ps2 controller in one of these for my gf... She loves me

>>79864

Dude...this guy's right. The worst thing you've gotta worry about are those sharp plastic seams running up each side...

This is a worksafe board. Please delete and repost with a worksafe image.

>>79904
Actually there is a greater variety, sometimes you find very smooth ones like this one that I had.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B003ZVAN0I/ref=dp_image_text_z_0?ie=UTF8&n=468292&
s=kids

>>79924
OP's pic isn't NSFW, it's a dog with a dildo in it's mouth. If you're getting turned on by that you're a sick fuck.

Hair brush handles are amazing if you're poor. Also Target often has cheap bath sets this time of year that come with large plastic test tubes full of bubble bath or soaps. Take that out, rinse, wrap with a condom and enjoy.


Do not use a carrot or other object you have to skin, you can create enough of a edge on it that it can cut you inside and seriously fuck you up. (Also on 1000 ways to die, just saying)

>>79996
>glass test-tube
>clench anus
>broken glass, broken glass everywhere

captcha: but hemorg

>>79996
Your employer is okay with you staring at dildos?

>>80002
My employer is fine with me staring at dildos.