/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>75619
Disregarding everything else for now, I take the iPod. An unlimited battery will be really useful.

Ugly Bitch
Bow (to kill Ugly Bitch)
Games
Natives
The Load (solidify my rule over the natives)

>loli - 9
wont be annoying, and would be willing and easy to teach essential bear grylls survival skills, like drinking my pee

>bow & quiver - 5
arrows are reusable on top of the 3 new per day rule. it was either this or the hatchet. i'll just find a sharp rock for a hatchet.

>the load - 6
a rotation of fresh clothes is also nice

hipster
hatchet
stationery
leave early
treasure

the only thing you need out of that entire list is a knife. everything else is a luxury or redundant as it can be made on the island.

>>75644
no shit, captain obvious

>>75646
fuck off kid, go shit all over other threads, faggot

>>75644
>too much of a pussy to make a knife from scratch

>>75653
i flint knap, and nothing you make will ever compare to a metal knife. rock breaks easily kid.

>>75654
>can't make a blast furnace out of a coconut.

I think you're on the wrong board, kid.

>>75656
fuck off kid, stop acting like a cunt. even if you had a blast furnace, how are you going to get the metal from deep underground? how are you going to get it out of the rocks without a lot of people or tools not made from rock? you dont think things through because you are a stupid little kid.

be a cunt elsewhere kid.

>>75648
the game is to pick items from the list that make sense to you while adhering to the point rule and mandatory rows.

you, for some reason, completely ignored OP's image and decided to state some obvious fact that almost has nothing to do with the game, be it some show of pretentiousness or total ignorance

no sir, it is you that is shitting all over the thread

>loli - because by the time we are out, we will have a relationship build on mutual dependance without her ever thinking being a hipster is a good thing. So stop calling me a pedo

>2 knives - ball so hard university

>weed - find a seed, grow a plant, have good fibers. Also blunts on the beach

>condoms - for, uh, water transportation

>dog - every man needs a dog

>>75661
i was following that picture, in only choosing the knife, and giving me reasons why. just like every other post not made by some faggot kid being a cunt. how about you get a fucking eyeball and read what i wrote kid, and stop being a huge faggot, kid.

>>75657
>even if you had a blast furnace
>how are you going to get it out of the rocks

Not sure if retarded or just trolling.

>>75666
you have to get the metal into the furnace first kid, how about you use your head and stop being a faggot kid.

Bible+Natives

>>75667
>ore (read: rocks, hurr durr) goes into furnace
>furnace gets hot
>molten metal and slag at bottom
>other shit vented as gasses

It's almost like you don't know what a blast furnace is.

>>75671
ore metal same shit kid.

how are oyu going to get that ore from the ground? how are you going to mine it with wood and stone tools? your a huge faggot kid.

>>75672
With a shovel you dubmshit. You know, those things you use to dig.

>>75674
you cant break and ore vein with a shovel. and the shovel isnt on the list kid. you cannot make a shovel strong enough to do it. you dont even use a shovel to mine ore anyway kid.

use your head and stop being a cunt. you are obviously 12 years old.

>another thread infected by "kid" guy.
>weird.

>>75675
>you cannot make a shovel strong enough to do it.

Jesus fucking christ, are you a goddamn retard or something? It's like you don't even understand coconuts.

>>75678

>LOL look at me spew stupid shit XD im an uLtRa TrOlL XDXDXDXDXDXD

fuck off kid, stop being a cunt

>>75679
coconut

>Loli (9 points)
>fishing equipment and a knife (6 points)
>weed (5 points)
>Prebuilt shelter (8 points)
>Treasure (4 points)

Damn, I got 4 points too much..

Fuckit, I'm gonna sacrifice that weed there..

Hmmh, and it sure would be chilling with no snakes or spiders..

Nah fuck that, I wanna keep the treasure. I'm gonna be fucking loaded when I'm off this island.. Untill then, I'm gonna chill with the loli.

>natives are good looking:
Ugly bitch
Rifle
Guitar
Natives
Treasure

>natives are bad looking
Hipster
Rifle
Guitar
Natives
Treasure

Good-looking natives is especially awesome, because it won't be as painful to sacrifice your partner to the angry natives when it's time for leave with the treasure.

>>75682
>XD lOoK aT mE TrOlL XDXDXDXD

fucking kids

>>75687
crap. i went over budget even with the ugly bitch.

Hipster chick - 6
2 knives (no, I'm not just giving her a fishing pole. This island doesn't even have kitchens, shut up) - 4
Old ass radio (I'll know what's going on when we leave) - 2
Leave early - 4
Treasure - 4

That's 20 pts. 18.4m in gold coins is going to be worth even more in 16 years. We'll leave knowing what's going on in the outside world and we can make due with the knives. Not easy mode, but high reward.

Easy modo - blow 15 points and pick a waifu with godlike abilities at which point this entire scenario is wasted.

>>75688
You don't like coconuts? What the hell is wrong with you Gilligan?

>>75692
>LOLOL im a SuPa TrOlL XDXDXD

seriously, fuck off kid. reported.

Trying again:

>natives are good looking
Ugly Bitch -- 0
Bow -- 5
Guitar -- 9
Natives -- 19
Treasure --23

>natives are bad-looking
Hipster -- 6
Bow -- 11
Football -- 11
Natives -- 21
Treasure -- 25

>>75693
Wow, you're an inexplicably mad little guy aren't you. Was there some sort of incident with you and a coconut that left you sore?

>>75695
fuck off kid, reported.

stop being a cunt.

>>75696
Friendly advice: next time you might want to start with something smaller. Lube is a must as well.

>>75697
fuck off kid, reported

>>75699
Please stop spamming or I'll have to report you.

>>75700
reported, fuck off kid.
you are not trolling anyone, just acting like a retard. you ruined this thread kid. happy?

>>75702
>you are not trolling anyone
>replies 13 times

I've got catch some sleep, but if someone could take over enhancing this guy's butthurt, that'd be great.

>>75712
fuck off kid, reported. stop trying to pathetically troll with your bullshit.

How does this thread have anything to do with /diy/?

Hipster bitch: she wont stay stuck up after a few weeks. i guarantee it. i will teach her long-term extention survial skills.
2 knives: one for me and one for bitch. imma teach that bitch to make cordage out of sapling bark and snare for rabbits. i can use the knife to batton through trees and make a shelter while she does that.
Stationary: For mapping island, diagramming instructions to teach that bitch how to do stuff et cetera
No snakes or spiders: Because fuck spiders

>>75811
whoops forgot medkit

>Androgynous guy because according to this chart, he knows his shit.
>2 guns because I can make the other stuff.
>Football. I can hug it when I go to sleep. Also I'm running out of points.
>Natives because this is my dream.

And I'll save my last point for some random event.

>>75714
Just because you don't understand coconuts, doesn't mean calling someone a troll will make up for the fact that you have no argument. You would be killed almost instantly in this situation.

Did you mean deserted island or desert island?
A desert means barely to little water,and intense heat (aka you will be fucked for 20 years)

If Deserted Island
Companions:
(if the ugly bitch dies, you could eat her as a cannibal)
(the loli will be 32 years old when this all ends, good wife)
(waifu seems like a cheat option, (inb4 pick vampires)
(hipster is a liability)
(bro is a 50/50)
(standalone is sucidal)
>I pick Androgynous Guy , (we both seem to share same interests)
Hunting items:
Bow and quiver
Personal items:
Stationary
Perk 1:
Condoms
Perk 2:
map

>>75833
If the island is a "DESERT"

Companions:
Ugly bitch
Hunting:
1 gun (to shoot the ugly bitch)
Personal:
Stationary
Perk 1:
Leave early
Perk 2:
Map

(claim island as own, then sell for 1mil)

FUCK YOU ALL

Why are you posting the shitty altered chart op?
>>75619
Original was far superior, the 2 rows on the right weren't there, the loli was 8, the points were different and less fucked up.

Revised for bigger selection on /diy/.

6 - Hipster
10 - Sword & Flint (was Hatchet)
14 - Vidya (was Radio)
22 - Pre-built Shelter
25 - Condoms

I don't want to deal with childbirth here. We and hipster can get book and movie deals when we leave so no need for treasure. Sword replaces hatchet because it'll be about the same use for me, plus better defense and easy fire.

Hipster girl
2 guns
ipod
condoms


fuck and listen to music for 20 years

Ugly bitch 0p
Semi-auto rifle 8p
Guitar 4p
(immediately use 1 string to garotte the ugly bitch)

Natives 10p
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TOTAL 22p


Use rifle to genocide the natives when it's time to go home

Hipster - (6)
Flint and sword - (4)
Stationary - (5)
Soap/Makeup - (2)
The Load - (6)

>>75691
>Easy modo - blow 15 points and pick a waifu with godlike abilities at which point this entire scenario is wasted.

This nigga won.

Hipster (I'll break her in, and could be useful)
Bow&Quiver (can use bow for fire)
Guitar (fuck yeah)
Pre-built Shelter (don't need hatchet for wood this way)
That's 23/25

Hipster chick
Hatchet
Guitar
Condoms

Total is 21.

Why is the total point budget so high?
No snakes or spiders

What does DTF stand for?

>remember a hatchet can chop wood among other shit, a knife cant
all of my derps
bitches dont know about my baton chopping

Kill ugly bitch with guitar then shoot self in head. (12points)

Hipster
Sword and Flint
Weed
Natives

Waifu
Fishing kit
Treasure

Fuck the personal items requirement

Fish and knife
Nope
Hipster
Treasure
Football
Soap Condom

>>75971
Could've just said football

Androgynous guy
Hatchet
Weed (grow it for moar weed+rope+paper)
Leave early
Treasure
fuck yeah, Im set.

>natives worshipping me like c3po
>hipster that isnt completely stupid
>sword and flint
>stationary

too easy

25 points

-9 Loli cuz it's my fetish. Have sex with her during her safe days and teach her basic stuff like making fire and how to make different shit.

-8 Gun to keep predators away. Can possibly just fashion a spear to hunt docile food like fish or birds and reduce bullet usage. Just rub two sticks together for fire.

Free football. Might play catch with the loli every once in a while, I guess.

- 2 soap/make up to keep me and loli clean.

-6 Map to find a good place to make camp and food locations.

Loli
2 knives
old ass radio
whiter master race natives.

alternatively,
forever alone
flint and sword
football. i don't even play football, but it would be better than tossing around a coconut all day.
no spiders
dog
map

>>75998
>implying you would have any fucking clue how to turn weed into something useful

depends on what the natives look like. I've seen some hot native women and I've seen abbos.

Condoms have a shelf life shorter than 20 years.

Hipster
Hatchet
Old-ass radio
Medical kit
Map

Cruel mode
>ugly bitch
>learn her knowledge
>kill her

Hipster, gun, radio, condoms and dog. Admittedly, natives would be a hell of a lot less tedious and painful, but fuck it.

>Impossible to get both loli and natives

B-but I wanted to rule over my loyal island subjects with my queen...

>>75656
>>75657
>>75666
It's not so simple, you need coal [except if it's copper ore]. Not so much issue - it can be vegetal coal - yet good luck making a sucessful furnace that yields strong enough iron or some other useful metal.

I'd take Ugly bitch (because it's free), fishing gear+knife (for food and to kill the bitch), the football (because it's free), leave 4 years early, and Bible (so I get to leave after 6 years only.)

>Ugly bitch - killed on the second day, I'd have enough bitches to fuck from the natives
>Gun - to have total control over the natives. Also to kill anyone that stops me from leaving after 20 years
>iPod - hope the ugly bitch has good taste in music, battery will come in great use later on
>Natives - for obvious reasons

Hipster, 6pts - sure, bitchy, but bipolar == tsundere and I want some great fucks with her. I'll need sex, she too. Also, I don't want a fucking annoying 12y old with me, kids are like farts, I can only endure my own.
Hatchet, 4pts - I'll need some wood, works as a weapon and man, I can make a fishing rod.
iPod, 6pts - HOW CAN I SURVIVE WITHOUT MUSIC??? Also, paper is difficult but not impossiburu to make.
Perk 1 - Condoms, 3pts. I can make soap [fat+ashes], and medikit is expensive and will not last forever.
Perk 2 - The load, 6pts. Fresh new clothes, please.

25 points, good surviving odds, and a redhead to fuck. Seems like I'll endure 20 years.

I'd be satisfied with just the natives, honestly.

>>75670

That's going Mayflower on their asses.

>loli
Teach her survival skills, fuck her when she's old enough

>flint and sword
Makes it easy to create a fire, plus I know how to use a sword decently, and could practice

>old-ass radio
Ultimate entertainment, and could use my electronic skills to make it work all the time (hopefully)

>medical kit
I don't think I need to call Captain Obvious

>no snakes and spiders
Especially spiders. Worst of the fuckers are hard to kill with modern tech anyway.

>>76202
>Loli - 9pts
>Hatchet - 4pts
>Radio - 2pts
>Natives - 10pts
9+4+2+10=25
Your dreams have been fulfilled.

>no off-topic posts on /diy/

loli - 9 points
gun - 8 points (17)
old-ass radio - 2 points (19)
soap/makeup - 2 points (21)
treasure - 4 points (25)