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I am at my wits fucking end /DIY/, every weekend my fucktarded neighbors blast their goddamn ghetto music so motherfucking loud that it shakes my fucking house. I have called the cops dozens of times, I have asked them politely and impolitely to turn that shit down, I have crashed their party in fucking battle armor and a kilt and nothing works. How can I shut the sons of bitches up for the long term?
Things that I have crossed out:
>Air raid siren, because its illegal to run one here
>lighting them on fire and sending them to hell.
Please help, I am loosing my mind.

>> No.550350

Why cross out the air raid siren? There are clearly no consequences for making excessive noise if the cops have come dozens of times and these people keep doing it.

How about crashing their party again, and sneaking off to find their fusebox/circuit breaker. Sabotage it.

>> No.550355

>>550350
>sneaking off to find their fusebox/circuit breaker. Sabotage it.
this
if you can find a way to do it remotely whenever you like then you can effectively kill their music at anytime

>> No.550356

Get an ever louder system and play classical music or NPR, duh.

>> No.550358

Move OP. This is a losing battle.
I was once in a similar situation and I came pretty close to breaking into their house while they were away and breaking everything that made noise.
Instead I moved, my asshole is saved.

>> No.550385

>get russian vpn paid for anonymously
>connect it to a hong kong vpn also paid anonymously
>contact the DEA saying they have a meth lab
>they hide the drugs in speakers and sell them off
>police break in
>break the speakers as they take them apart because they arent't /diy/nosaurs
>they might actually find drugs
>your good for a few weeks unless they have their system insured and they didnt find drugs

>> No.550397

Directional Infrasound Emitter.

Starting point: http://cr4.globalspec.com/thread/85272/building-an-infrasound-emitter

12 Cycles Per Second (Hz) - Walt Disney and his artists accidentally experienced infrasound on one occasion. A cartoon sound effect was slowed from 60 cycles per second to 12 cycles per second via a tape-editing machine and was amplified through the theater system. The resulting tone, though brief in duration, produced in the entire crowd nausea that lingered for several days.

100 Cycles Per Second (Hz) - At this level, a person experiences irritation, "mild nausea, giddiness, skin flushing, and body tingling." Following this, a person undergoes "vertigo, anxiety, extreme fatigue, throat pressure, and respiratory dysfunction." (source; the Sonic Weapon of Vladimir Gavreau, by Gerry Vassilatos).

To help you get an idea, fast forward to 17Hz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftjZYd5S5gM

I would imagine if you invest in a big subwoofer and 20' of 3" PVC and aim it at the house, you could illicit a response.

Again, theories.

Or, get a loud sound system and play this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPgPyDBmY-k

>> No.550402

>>550350
>Why cross out the air raid siren?
Can't use a siren that the government uses
Maybe an air horn, sure.

>> No.550405

Wasn't there this thing on reddit where someone had created an electromagnetic system that blew out the electronics in the neighbors' stereo?

It wasn't a HERF gun, exactly.

>> No.550420

>>550397
>100 Cycles Per Second (Hz)
This is the second harmonic of the mains frequency in most of the world. It is also the rectified mains frequency in 50Hz countries, as well as the fluorescent lighting hum frequency.
Assuming your source isn't total bullshit, better assume you'd need very loud sounds to cause any affects.

>>550405
That was probably a CB radio or something like that.

>> No.550432

High frequency sampling and processing, shifted waveforms redirected at their speakers. Depending on your power, you could blow their speakers out so it sounds like crap. They might notice and call you on it. Putting a switch in their peer box is probably easier.

>> No.550437

I used to have neighbors in an apt that kept me up late partying. One morning I put a big speaker against the wall after being kept awake half the night and played it loud. They never kept me awake again.

>> No.550440

>>550349
mown lawer wasp attack, the only solution

>> No.550450
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550450

> Pic related
> Replace sex noise with country music
> Twang those fuckers back to 1990

>> No.550511

go out.
get up really fucking early the next day and start practicing violin

>> No.550520
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>>550511
>this
do it anon, post vids

>> No.550521

>>550450
Don't tell my heart

my achey breakey heart

>> No.550570
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550570

>I have crashed their party in fucking battle armor and a kilt and nothing works

no wonder nothing works they probably think you're some pathetic loser

>> No.550571 [DELETED] 

Find an open window, and toss in bags of crickets and roaches. The crickets can easily be bought at grocery stores and will drive them up the wall trying to find all the noisy little buggers.

>> No.550574

Find an open window, and toss in bags of crickets and roaches. The crickets can easily be bought at pet stores and will drive them up the wall trying to find all the noisy little buggers.

>> No.550575

>>550405
Found some links

This has some good stuff in the comments:
boingboing.net/2011/10/25/howto-take-over-your-neighbors-stereo.html

Here is something on reddit:
/r/pics/comments/k62sc/i_feel_bad_for_this_guy/

>> No.550590

>>550570
>caring about the opinion of ghetto neighbors

Better start smoking meth so I'll fit in.

>> No.550599

Radio interference is good when you want to make your neighbor mad

>> No.550607
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550607

pic related. take it out.

>> No.550631

>>550349
Keep calling the cops then sue them.

>> No.550643

>>550349
Trawl through public record, or even easier ask around. Call and complain to their landlord.

>> No.550649

Watch The Jerk
Build That Speaker System
Blast Back.

>> No.550650

>>550405
I know this isn't /b/ but

>leddit

>> No.550681

Blast jpop back at them

>> No.550691
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550691

spray paint their house
when they dont have music on, blast yours
flaming dog shit bag
shit on their house
dump trash on their house
wear ear plugs to preserve your hearing
egg their house with old eggs

or you could takethis as a good opportunity to grab some friends and go out yourself
make friends witth them
or move out
bake cookies and bring them over to ask kindly

>> No.550711

I don't regular this place, but you could do this:
http://lifehacker.com/5852903/silence-noisy-neighbors-by-transmitting-signals-through-their-own-speakers

>> No.550737

Back in the late 90's I lived next to some fuckheads who blared loud hip hop late at night.

I used an FM transmitter for playing my discman on my car stereo. I hooked it up to a Yagi HAM antenna I was given by an old guy. I then turned that fucker on, and suddenly their music was just silence. I could also play my music or use my voice.

I eventually modified it to basically broadcast on all FM frequencies. I think that thing is probably still in my parent's shed. Ignoring that fact it's totally illegal, it worked about 100 yards.

I used to make "spy gadgets" a lot.

>> No.550740

>>550737
Oh, forgot to add. The device is almost entirely useless these days because of itunes, pandora, youtube, and HD radio.

>> No.550750

>>550711

> Mr. Microphone

>> No.550751

>>550737

I'd just leave it plugged in all the time; when thugs roll by a holla'in' in a tricked-out Kia Sorento, their ghetto-core trap music gets magically turned into Bowie's "Dance Magic Dance" on EVERY FM station!

>> No.550768

my only advice: dont start a war that youre not willing to finish.

>> No.550776

>>550349
Do they rent the property they're on? Complain to their landlord.

>> No.550864

>>550440

Put a lawn mower on top of their house and smoke 'em out

>> No.550866

>>550649

Don't trust whitey!

>> No.550868

get better speakers and be louder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

>> No.550885

>>550511
this, right here.

>> No.550909

>>550864

10/10 would reccomend. Have seen it done to great effect.

>> No.550934

>>550740
What's some other stuff you've made?

>> No.551005

>>550868
That's so beautiful

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>>550864
I've seen this work, OP. Here's a picture of the lawnmower that actually did the job.

>> No.551077

I had the same problem.
You might not have access to them, but i borrowed a pair of stage monitors from a friend and played Going Up The Country by Canned Heat til they got the message.

Then they got arrested for making meth in the garage.

>> No.551123

>>550385
Improve upon this by sneaking in during a party and actually hiding drugs in the speakers

>> No.551543

>>550751
I like your style.

>> No.551577

I like the violin idea the best.

Perhaps you could hook up an FM transmitter to an electric violin. When they blare music is it the radio or an ipod?

>> No.551672

>>550868
sweet jesus ive never laughed that hard for so long, literally the entire video i was in tears.
thank you anon

>> No.552349

>>550868

Best ever. Can't wait to use this.

>> No.552351

>>551672
>>550868
I don't get it. Highs like that aren't very good for hearing through walls or long distances. Bass is what really carries and annoys.

>> No.552365

>>550349
>ghetto music
Get yourself some old country music, ghetto rats hate that twang.

>> No.552379

>>551072

He needs the bees.

>> No.552424

>Take old satellite dish.
>Weld it into a frame and add massive voice coil from a motor or something.
>Hook one end to a car battery or something.
>Stick it against the side windows.
>??????

No seriously, I just want to know what this would do.

>> No.552445

Break in when their not home and stuff 1/3 of a ton of imitation crab meat in their stereo system.
>For the sake if /diy/ you must do it OP.

>> No.552476

>>552445
Did that guy come back, like he said he would? I wasn't here July 29th.

>> No.552480

>>552476
No.

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>>552480