/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Another shot. My wife and I have a "no contractor" rule where if we can't do it ourselves, we don't do it.

Then off to the side here is a little recording studio I built for myself. It also is a great place to cheat on my wife.

Your wife is hot OP

>>41882
this thread went from interesting to depressing quick

anyway nice house and recording studio

>>41882

I'm afraid you're breaking your no contractor agreement.

Here's an inside shot.

/thread

Here's an indoor shot of my studio where I work. The wooden chair is also great for fucking girls I meet because there are no arms.

>>41890
hueheuehueheuheueheuheeueheuh

>>41890
I don't get it?

>>41903

It has something to do with hookers or STD's.

>>41909
Oh. I don't have hookers. I'm a musician and I meet girls when I'm out performing. The studio is soundproofed so it really is the ideal location. But let's focus on my house.

this is the weirdest fucking thread yet

>>41912

Well it is a pretty house.

thats a pretty sweet god damn ass cool house, bro.
Im very jealous of all the space. Seems to be in a nice climate as well.

>>41927
ugh no, raw wood that looks yellow paired with that blue. It looks like some reject 90s wallpapered kitchen ON THE OUTSIDE.

God you built the damn house and could have made it look however you wanted and you went for something that reminds me of the interior of a really antiquated bed and breakfast.

Good job with your shitty music career, whores and life.

>>41945
Let's see the house you built

I'm jelly simply of the fact that you were able to pull that together on a decent sized piece of land.

>>41874
I like it, but if I ever built my own home It would be a modern looking home with alot of glass. My apartment suits me just fine for now though.

>>41958

I agree a lot of glass looks cool, but it presents a lot of heating/cooling concerns. I built this house with energy saving in mind, and the wood is really the key there.

>>41945

>>41949
Yes, because you can't critique the way something looks without being a creator yourself. Hear this alll the time in art too. You can discern an ugly house from a nice one without having built it. Trust me, you do it all the time I'm sure.

>>41979
>Hear this all the time in art too.

Wow, what DON'T you suck at

>>41979
Indeed. The correct response to you would have been "eat shit, it's my house and my money."

Funny thing is, I don't hear it about my art. Its from other people that get called out for their terrible taste. Most common argument besides "Its my style".

Anyways, its an ugly colored house built by a guy who cheats on his wife. Have a nice day.

>>41993
Hey man, we've had three kids and she's not in to sex anymore.

as a truck crane operator i have worked on several houses. i usually do placement of trusses, some foundation work, walls, tools, etc. while im usally at a house for no longer then 3 days, i have actually worked on over a 100 houses.

>>41967
Yeah I can understand the energy concerns and wood can look very cool on houses.

I have roughly ten hybrid poplar cuttings planted with the hopes to graft a living treehouse. I planted some last year and they all died, but I am hopeful since they had some fairly good roots on them when I planted them.

>>42275
I like the way you think.

Old pic but I helped build it and live in it

>>41892
You have a kid and you cheat on your wife? Kill yourself.

OP, you must cut a shitload of firewood! 3 goddam fireplaces. How much land do you have?

Also cptcha
outhoes due

>>41882
>It also is a great place to cheat on my wife.
Why did you mention this? It has no point. You aren't cool because you cheat on your wife.

ITT: OP wanting to to disguise showing off as a an exhibition thread and it backfiring

>>42445
You are really jelly or you're a woman. Don't be so jelly or so female.

>>42445
>>42339

These

You and your wife worked together and succeeded on building a nice place, sounds like you guys work together well or something. If you really did cheat, why? If you are just trying to sound cool or some shit, you actually sound retarded.

Still in progress

There's a lot of pedestaling going on in here.

masterclass trolling OP

ERRYBODY MAD ITT

>>41874
>>42302
>>42471

I'm so fucking jealous.

How old are you guys?

>>41897
Actually I'm pretty sure both of the chairs in this picture have arms.

>>hurr hey behbey, wann come to my huh huh, shack in the woods? I uhh huh huh, have guitars and lots of huh huh ~wood~. Huh huh. I said wood.

I also bet the bumpkin sluts you lure out there are really impressed by the kids' drawings on the wall.

>implying that OP didn't actually make that house at all.

>>42508
You're mad as fuck, bro.
Why don't you go dig in the fucking trash and ponder why your great respect for women isn't raking in the pussy?

What is WRONG with you people?

This is probably the most I've built in my life.

>>42521
Maybe it is because you are a immature, arrogant fuckwit who can't take criticism without whining about how everyone else is jealous of you. You have full responsibly of looking after 3 children yet have no consideration towards how you cheating on their mother may negatively affect their lives and your relationship with her. You actually believe your wife isn't into sex and isn't actually disappointed that you aren't making any attempt at maintaining your relationship.
I am an 18 year old male and I know you are an awful role model for your children.

Oh, and before you give some response like "U MAD BRO!!! XD, I'm not. You have to like that, I don't.

>>42710
>18 year old boy lecturing a father, homeowner, and working musician on how to be a father

Oh god mah balls

>>42508
2/10 - Got some replies

>>42721
Being an active worker doesn't make him a good parent.

>>42729
being a good parent has nothing to do with who you're sticking your dick into on the side, bro.

Sorry to break it to you. These are real world facts

>>42729

>Dry-dick nerd who has never gotten a droplet of pussy sweat on his dick trying to school others over the net.

Every time.

Wow guys, this thread is totally /diy/.

>>42710
I'm not OP.
I am honestly wondering what the fuck is wrong with this board.

I dream of a 3 story home with basement.

>Basement
>3 x 40ft High Cube Containers (1st floor)
>2 x 40ft High Cube Containers (2nd floor)
>1 x 40ft High Cube Container (3rd floor)

Grass on the roof for insulation. Plus, it'd be lulzy to drive golfballs off of. Also, I'm not leaving it in a stepped configuration. It would be covered with corrugated steel, then the container sections would be bumped into that.

I want to do a high efficiency wood stove to supplement the heater. I also want a fairly large generator with a wood gasifier attached. If I can get river or creek placement, I'll buy the water rights so I can install a small hydroelectric shed.

I'm not a greenie.

I just enjoy being independent.

Oh, and I forgot to mention, I want an extra thick foundation and a fallout shelter.

>>42743
Those actions aren't the full effect of what happens.
Look it up and provide evidence to show that starting an affair isn't an unnecessary harm to their children.