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How do I know my soap is not semen?

>> No.203018

You don't.

>> No.203021

>>203017

The last time I put my semen covered hand underwater, it all clumped together and did not start bubbling.

I think you can safely assume it isn't semen.

>> No.203025
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203025

How do I know my sauce is not semen?

>> No.203026

Does your soap taste like your cereal? If so, I've got bad news for you son. If not, I've got bad news for you son.

>> No.203027

I love to secretly cum in my girlfriend and her mom's food. It really gets me off watching them eat it and they don't even know.

>> No.203036

>>203027
/b/ having a slow day?

>> No.203042

does your cereal taste like soap? If so, i have soap for your son. If not, i have son for you, soap.

>> No.203051
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203051

Are there no home pregnancy tests to find out how much of my food is in fact semen?

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203116

How do I know my toothpaste is not semen?

>> No.203126

How do I know my semen isn't actually toothpaste?

>> No.203136

how do i know my nigger isn't actually semen?

>> No.203139

>>203126
>ejaculating an abrasive

Oh god

>> No.203141

How do I know my semen is not semen?

>> No.203145
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203145

>>203141

It isn't

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203188

>>203126
why is this even a thread op?

>> No.203577

>>203188
I'm just asking what everyone is thinking.

>> No.203590

How do I know my semen isn't the life of the universe?
And that if I ever stop masturbating/fornicating for too long, the universe will end and when I feel horny that is the combined will of all the life in the universe begging me to ejaculate?
Oh God... That must mean my childhood was just a dream while I was waiting before I could form the universe!
I AM god!
And since I was in dreaming and I know things, that must mean there are other gods out there. ...Or maybey I created myself from my death like a pheonix, and left myself memories so I could dream and masturbate the universe into existance!
I must find my own ashes. To discovery!

>> No.203592

What if my semen isn't actually MY semen?

>> No.203593

>>203592
WHOAH

>> No.203623

>>203592
It's biological copies of your dad's semen. Think about it...your dad has fucked ALL of your girlsfriends.

>> No.203625

How do I know this thread is not semen?

>> No.203626

How do I know if the mucus from my nostrils isn't semen?

>> No.203630

How do I know I'm not touching semen when I'm using someone's phone or computer?