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2025791 No.2025791 [Reply] [Original]

I'll start with a /diy/ classic
>he doesn't have a toilet in his kitchen

>> No.2026064

>>2025791
Post 3

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>> No.2026137

>>2026114
please tell me thats shag rug on the walls

>> No.2026139

>>2026115
imagine pulling an elvis presley and having a heart attack on that shitter

>> No.2026140

>>2026137
and ceiling

>> No.2026142

>>2026140
kek

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>> No.2026148

>>2026115
Is that a urinal?

>> No.2026149

>>2026148
looks like it

>> No.2026157

>>2026147
Wow, maybe some day I can afford a palace like that

>> No.2026176

>>2026147
Why does carpet make me irrationality angry. I hate carpet so much

>> No.2026187

>>2026114
someone turned their harry potter closet into a shitter. there are worse ideas.
the carpet though, wow. guessing it was leftover from when the house was built in the 70's?

>> No.2026190

>>2026176
because you know any carpet is full of dead skin and bugs and hair and other disgusting shit, no matter how good a vacuum they have, and chances are they have some shit vacuum like a dyson or whatever

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>> No.2026204

>>2026147
I also have a ceiling mirror in my bedroom. I love looking up at it when I'm riding my husband.

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>>2026204
I had some in my old house.
You might want one of these too

>> No.2026238

>>2026147
So 60s it hurts.

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>> No.2026266

Oh great it’s this thread again with the same 5 images that are always posted in the same order

>> No.2026267

>>2026204
That’s gay dude

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>> No.2026318

>>2026137
Sound proofing. Angle helps with reverb

>> No.2026555

>>2026190
what's a good alternative to carpet?

>> No.2026654

>>2026555
depends on what you want
i like hardwood floor

>> No.2026701

>>2026318
So you can shit angry and not wake up the neighbors? lol

>> No.2026714

>>2026194
wat

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>>2025791

>> No.2026831

>>2026147
>Heh, joke's on her, she agreed to vacuum all the hallways, but I only have to vacuum one bedroom!
>Opens door to this

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>> No.2026992

>>2026147
Is that a carpeted ceiling?

>> No.2027003

>>2026992
the whole image is artifact'ed to all hell, but I'd guess that's popcorn ceiling with the texture exacerbated by the low image quality.

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>> No.2027084

>>2026833
cats or small dogs would fucking love to chill in that little clubhouse by the heater though

>> No.2027207

>>2026833
I suppose you're meant to put the trashcan there.

>> No.2027223

>>2026115
I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

>> No.2027914

>>2027041
imagine the fucking smell

>> No.2027923

>>2026833
>hanging your keys right next to the fucking door

>> No.2027994

is there anything grosser than wet carpet

>> No.2028052

>>2027994
carpet thats wet because of urine

>> No.2028081

>>2026237
based

>> No.2028221

>>2026286
That would be great if it was done well, combine it with a good mattress and you're golden

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>>2026115

>> No.2028252

>>2026147
>mirror over the bed
That is some fucking Asian love hotel-core design.

>> No.2028260

>>2026194
Someone will be happy to find it in 100 000 years

>> No.2028294

>>2026114
comfy

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>> No.2028399

>>2028299
how the fuck does this even happen?

>> No.2028401

>>2028399
Aside from being a retarded design, all sorts of shit. Concrete can just degrade over time, too much weight, shitty rebar rusting causing the concrete to crack, etc.

>> No.2028411

>>2028401
I think what he meant was, how the fuck did people manage to install this in such a horrible, precarious way that probably took more effort than installing it correctly would have taken?

>> No.2028467

>>2028399
poverty

>> No.2028483

>>2026115
the urinal is sic but the toilet just looks dangerous.

>> No.2028610

>>2028298
Why wouldn't you put the outlet hose at the bottom of the blender?

>> No.2028614

>>2026147
That would be an absolute dream for an intense night of lovemaking

And an absolute nightmare for the day after when you realize you have to get all the sweat and semen out of the floor

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>> No.2028653

>>2026714
>>2028260
some /diy/er just dropped a dead hummingbird he found in some epoxy and made a thread asking about it.

He did no prep at all, the birds body is still full of guts, air, and everything lol. Its just going to turn into a rotted skeleton in an epoxy brick

>> No.2028661

>>2026246
>The council will decide your fate

>> No.2028667

>>2026237
Vroom Vroom

>> No.2028671

>>2028221
>have brick bed frame
>want to change the layout of your bedroom
>time to bust out the sledge and drop tons of money on more bricks and motar

no thanks

>> No.2028678

>>2028610
It works like a grease trap

>> No.2028682

>>2028610
so if you drop your ring it stays in the blender

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#sorrynotsorry

>> No.2028684

>>2028221
To a man with a hammer. . .

>> No.2028701

>>2028298
oyest of fucking veys

>> No.2028705

>>2026286
I thought that was gonna be a stairway to a basement hidden under a mattress from the thumbnail and was disappointed.

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>> No.2028883

>>2028298
“Mah this milkshake tastes weird”

>> No.2028905

>>2028671
only women are constantly rearranging shit. real men live with their decisions and get it right the first time. pussies write in pencil.

>> No.2028947

>>2028684
Kek

>> No.2028951

>>2028905
>>2028671
how often people really move things? my bed is in the same place for 10+ years

>> No.2029135

>>2028631
I can imagine hip checking that or smahing my fucking toes trying to get to/from the fridge all the fucking time

>> No.2029168

>>2025791
Well you don't shit where you ea.....

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Groverhaus time

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>>2029316

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>>2029318

>> No.2029445

>>2026237
fucking galaxy brain shit right here

>> No.2029454

>>2026204
disgusting

>> No.2029475

>>2028631
this got an audible wtf from me, only pic to do that so far

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>> No.2029742

>>2026204
gay, lol

>> No.2029779

>>2026833
I agree, that joint on worktop is atrocious
and cat hidey hole could use cardboard box in bottom and maybe a shelf

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>>2029316
What's up with this username and date?!

>> No.2030305

>>2028631
100% couldn't figure out how to move the pipes.

>> No.2030309

>>2029552
Anybody with 3 digit iq can see the bullshit.

>> No.2030323

>>2030265
Old posts show up with whatever the current username is.

>> No.2030357

>>2026246
This reminds me of an extremely awkward moment I had at a Duchess bathroom a little while back. So most public bathrooms are obviously meant to be either single-occupant or multi. I walked into this one and the shape and design of it was this weird middle ground between those two that sort of fooled me. I wanna say it was about 12 feet wide by eight feet deep? I'm not good at judging that sort of thing but it was a little too large to be single, but not big enough to be multi. On the back wall there's a urinal on the right and a toilet on the left. Between them there's a tiny excuse for a little dividing privacy barrier, but the toilet is so far out from the wall that it doesn't really provide any privacy. Some old black boomer was pissing in the urinal when I walked in, and I guess my brain decided that this was a multi bathroom because I just ignored him and strode over to the toilet. I was about a second away from whipping out my cock in plain view of this dude when I thought better of it, turned 360 degrees and walked out to wait my turn.

>> No.2030524

>>2026064
pussy bitch this isnt gif you retard

>> No.2030526

>>2026555
hardwood floor with big persian rugs etc

>> No.2030536

>>2028683
god fuck off already, i swear every board has that one fucking annoying faggot, the only board that doesnt is pol because its full of them. just shut the fuck up, no one cares about your faggy little hammers

>> No.2030559

>>2030309
https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-5917635

>> No.2030564

>>2030357
I had a dream once where there was a public bathroom with 20 toilets all in weird positions and sizes. Half of them had doors, some of them where just installed to the wall bare. Everything in that to.was that medical green colour, except for the toilets which were a dirty greenish beige. People were coming in and out using them and someone was making me use the fully exposed toilets. I pushed my way out to a private toilet with a door, but the space inside was so narrow my shoulders barely fit. I was so scared in the dream I didn't even poo, I just hid in there.

>> No.2030692

>>2026114
>soundproof shitter where you can really open up without worrying about what the neighbors will think
I love it

>> No.2030763

>>2030265
I wish I had friends I could just build stuff with :(

>> No.2031043

>>2030357
the guy must be thinking to this day that you went inside just to see his dick

>> No.2031218

>>2029320
For what purpose

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>>2030692
doesn't beat a brap chamber though

>> No.2031377

>>2028399
Third world engineering

>> No.2031379

>>2031283
I remember I helped my friend do tile at some people's house and they wanted tile all the way up to the ceiling. It looked pretty nice but I never thought about the echos until your post lol

>> No.2031384

>>2025791
I'm gonna have to get a picture of my brother's place where the shitter is literally touching the wall and there's a grab bar that digs into your ribs when you drop a deuce

>> No.2031398

>>2028299
those are some Dr Seuss stairs.

>> No.2031530

>>2028682
Just make sure to not turn it on

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>>2026194

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>> No.2031996

>>2028905
Ahh yes, a cope of real lazy faggot.

>> No.2032223

>>2028614
I’m just imagining the rug burn, I’ve given a few bad ones in my time

>> No.2032786

>>2030564
Are you me? I have this exact dream once every few months, never figured out what triggers it. Always bizarre bathroom layouts, usually with exposed toilets. Often the bathrooms are like a maze as well, very stressful

>> No.2032797

>>2032786
Fuck, I have similar dreams. Desperately needing a shit but the door to the normal toilet is always locked and I have to take the one with no door and it's just a bucket or a hole in the floor like some Indian public toilet, and there's loads of people about and cunts trying to find and talk to me so I grab whatever is nearby to try and hide behind.

>> No.2032933

>>2027030
Explain the cord dangling off the range.

>> No.2032939

>>2032933
looks like a gluegun

>> No.2032940

>>2025791
I need to do an analysis... Is it cheaper to put one in each cubical so employees can shit while they work and reduces that time lost cost or adds too much cost due to additional plumbing and toilets... hmmmm

>> No.2032944

>>2032940
Cleaning and odor distractions will offset any possible gains.
Especially if you don't give employees fixed cubicles.

>> No.2032952

>>2032940
Only works if the toilet is the chair.

>> No.2032958

>>2032952
ohhh so we could save tons on office chairs then. However we would have to get more comfortable toilets.. hmmm...

>> No.2032990

>>2028298
This thing is so brilliant. The guy knew how to make it with the stuff he had, and he just fucking made it

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>> No.2033056

>>2025791
Yo is that a stove on the left? Why is it so low to the floor? Is it beneath a window?

>> No.2033063

>>2033056
There is no cooktop so it appears to be a wall-mount oven.

>> No.2033112

>>2033023
ahh, open concept

>> No.2033113

>>2031984
This reminds me so much of those water fountains in school that weren't calibrated properly and would blow water a foot away onto the floor.

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>> No.2033235

>>2033113
At one of the public schools I went to as a lad you could adjust the water pressure of a few of the fountains by rotating the push button. The stream could reach a solid 2' high. Dumbest design of all time

>> No.2033244

>>2028905
Is your bed made out of brick and mortar?

>> No.2033254

>>2033023
one bed, one bath, open concept floorplan. 3500/month no pets

>> No.2033296

>>2033056
>he doesn't have a window oven

>> No.2033297

>>2033244
i sleep on a concrete slab

>> No.2033319

>>2030564
>>2032786
I get it, you're dreaming about the new world government.

>> No.2033699

>>2033144
venezuela

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Hard to see but it's an open plan en-suite.
The bed is in the background.

>> No.2033771

>>2033758

I don't love it but it could be worse? Depends on where the entrance to the room is IMO. If you walk right in and see a toilet and everything, yeah that's bad. It does really need some privacy for the toilet. Even one or two of those decorative changing privacy things would be better than nothing and would make the whole thing less awkward

>> No.2033773

>>2033771
Yes the photo is taken from the door, that's what you see when you enter the room.

>> No.2033791

>>2033773
I mean, if you're a neet, this wouldn't be a problem at all. This would be quite a decent place to live in.

>> No.2033880

>>2031996
feminine hands wrote this post

>> No.2033889

>>2025791
Lol poopy poo

>> No.2034055

Prince Philip, heir to the throne, has died from covid at 99 years old

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56101632

>> No.2034068

>>2034055
Not dead and not heir

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>> No.2034230

>>2033758
gotta love all the daily poo particles collecting on your bedsheets

>> No.2034232

>>2034230
Close the lid before you flush

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>>2028661
I died

>> No.2034248

>>2026147
What's with the toilette and curtain? So you can shit in front of your girl or something?

>> No.2034816

>>2026194
Epoxy humming bird?

>> No.2034819

>>2026147
Comfy

>> No.2034866

>>2026148
It's a bidet

>> No.2035002

>>2034232
>Close the lid before you flush
how?

>> No.2035031

>>2035002
It's on a pivot.

>> No.2035130

>>2028631
that will confuse the roomba

>>2029320
>>2031218
for when your wife is into foot play, but you just end up with jock itch, so you purposely get itchy toes just to teach her a lesson.

>>2030265
dude, look at the date, that just proves corona was released and he knew before us all.

>>2033758
for when your kid is on house arrest for doing something stupid.

>> No.2035186

>>2028411
I could tell you, but you’d dismiss it as racist.

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>>2026237
handlebars for extreme power-fucking
or
handlebars for arthritis ridden grandma struggling to get up each time in the morning

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>>2035237
>He doesn't have them built into his bitch
plebistein

>> No.2035350 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmTNXLSn4ss&t=4439s

>> No.2035366

>>2035186
Oh, I already know and I would not dismiss such claims.

>> No.2035385

>>2033023
>You don't understand. I'm not trapped in here with you, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME

>> No.2035388

>>2033758
This is some bad Hitman video game set up where the target is shitting and they needed a way for you to do a stealth kill

>> No.2035407

>>2030536
fuck off *pendejo*

>> No.2035656

>>2035237
what about extreme power-fucking your arthritis ridden grandma?

if not you then maybe your grandpa, he needs those handle bars do to his bad back.

>> No.2035662

>>2035237
both

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>> No.2036312

>>2026555
Concrete with a coating of some sort of resin

>> No.2036333

>>2031283
>client: you know how every single sound you make in a commercial bathroom gets amplified 10x? yeah i want that, but make it look fancy
>contractor: ...ok sure

>> No.2036378

>>2036064
I know fuck all about plumbing. Could this be corrected by somehow setting a minimum pressure on the tap?

>> No.2036436

>>2036378
>I know fuck all about plumbing
Same, but my guess is that yes, this can be done.

>> No.2036456

>>2031832
PANIC

>> No.2036473

>>2035388
kek

>> No.2036478

>>2035237
it looks too high for either

>> No.2036486

>>2026204
Only straight couples have the right to call a man "husband" or a woman "wife"

>> No.2036506

>>2026833
>>2027084
>>2027207
>>2027923
>>2029779
theres also a baseboard heater under there
too much hassle to pull that thing out to put in another cupboard

>> No.2036509

>>2036378
These faucets work by manipulating a ball valve inside, and the opening size is always continuously changing from fully closed to fully open, so probably not. But it might be possible to remove the filter right at the opening and screw in a part that elongates the outlet and makes it always flow into the sink.

>> No.2036607 [DELETED] 

>>2026115
Imagine the smell

>> No.2036608

>>2026114
Imagine the smell

>> No.2036610

>>2036506
It's a couple wire nuts and whatever fasteners are holding it to the wall.
Low effort

>> No.2036623

>>2036610
and the hot water pipe

>> No.2036627

>>2036378
The easiest way to correct it would be to replace the faucet with a kitchen-style, otherwise it'll always drip onto the counter when you turn off the tap

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>>2026187
>though
>>2027084
>though
>>2031283
>though

>> No.2036633

>>2036631
though you posted this, i'm going to say though

>> No.2036638

>>2026114
That looks comfy as fuck. Why is the toilet clipping into the wall though?

>> No.2036641

>>2036638
carpet thick

>> No.2036645

>>2026114
>>2026147
I feel like I've seen these in a fever dream

>> No.2036646

>>2026286
Imagine stubbing your toe on that

>> No.2036647

>>2036646
what toe?

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>>2036064
>>2031984

>> No.2036657

>>2036654
American politics

>> No.2036669

>>2036654
when you cum

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>>2028298

>> No.2036703

>>2034226
That's dank

>> No.2036721

>>2030536
>being so assblasted that someone posted a (hammer??) that you have to scream about imaginary bogeymen
meds

>>2028951
I only move stuff when it's required i.e. I get a new piece of furniture or throw something away

>> No.2036750

>>2036623
Ahh I thought it was electric baseboard.

>> No.2036760

>>2036750
could be, but i'm doubting it is. Looks more like the kind that have a pipe inlet under the little panel you can see to the left of the door

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>>2025791

>> No.2037588
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Can I just post this horrific modern house I stumbled across while working?

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Does this count?

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>> No.2037683

>>2037588
Yuck that entrance reminds me of a public school

>> No.2037687

>>2037679
Def an abomination

>> No.2037759

>>2037679
I blame the Gambler 500

>> No.2038098

>>2037588
architect: so what do you want
retard: make it bauhaus but not really
architect: sure, one moment. *takes datura*

>> No.2038099

>>2037680
Brazillian showers

>> No.2038104

>>2026654
>>2030526
>>2036312
>cold fucking flooring
inb4 HURRFFA DURF JUST WEAR SOCKS BRO
nah i should wear what i very well please in my own god damn house
>hurr enjoy your dirty carpet
vacuuming does a well enough job even with a shitty vacuum cleaner, have you tried not being germaphobic faggots?

>> No.2038111

>>2038104
your mom sucks cocks lol

>> No.2038121

>>2032223
lmao
protip when you do something often enough your skin hardens at the points of contact

>> No.2038124

>>2038121
then how are your mothers lips still so soft?

>> No.2038151

>>2037588
Nice looking school.

>> No.2038244

>>2026555
Cold is the alternative to carpet.
Cold and loud.

>> No.2038245

>>2026190
That stuff is trapped in the carpet but just floating around on tile and hardwood. Getting rid of carpet doesn't make your skin stop dying.

Don't wear shoes in the house. Don't get a horse sized dog. Get a Shark vacuum. Use it.

>> No.2038248

>>2033023
The shower head is outside the stall lol

>> No.2038261

>>2027923

Guarantee that's a rural house somewhere in Ireland or England. My in laws are rural types and where they live people still don't lock their doors at night. They have the keys beside the door simply because they'd forget where they are otherwise due to rarely using them. Only time they ever lock up consistently is when going to church and that's due it being the one time everyone in the parish isn't at home.

>> No.2038265

>>2038261
>this is what they took from us

>> No.2038326

>>2027923
Where else would you put them??
>>2038261
This but in white America.

>> No.2038363

>>2038326
>Where else would you put them??
In a drawer in my bedroom so Tyrone can't just slip his arm through my door and make off with my car.

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Some apartment I visited. The bathroom was in the basement.

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Some apartment I visited. The bathroom was in the basement. I'm 1,80 meter tall.

>> No.2038580

>>2038363
Tyrone lives over 250 miles away m8

>> No.2038596

>>2030265
Based

>> No.2038620

>>2038111
haha xd you owned him

>> No.2038621

>>2038265
in my white town in utah people leave their garage doors open day and night

>> No.2038796

>>2037588
Mini strip mall

>> No.2038815

>>2038104
Chill bro, no one said you shouldnt choose carpet if you like it.

>> No.2038929

>>2038815
>backpedalling when shitty arguments are called out preemptively
typical floorboardopoor

>> No.2038960

>>2026114
No joke, that should be a standard

>> No.2038974

>>2026246
Gentleman, you may wonder why i gather you all here...

>> No.2039089

>>2028631
Bet it’s down to the view

>> No.2039101
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Our place has a lovely ensuite shower.

>> No.2039141

>>2039101
why is your bed on the wall anon?

>> No.2039156

>>2038261
This, i live in semi rural England snd the inky reason lock there doors at night us if they rattle in the wind.

>> No.2039165

>>2039101
Those are girl clothes

>> No.2039166

>>2031832
Assuming this is an older image, I need a current image of this shit to see the damage caused after years of use.

>> No.2039336

>>2027030
besides being lame and cringy as fuck, if my wife did this Id let it stay so it would catch fire and kill us all.

>> No.2039555

>>2037588
It's like those images made by AI, it's almost right.

>> No.2039619

>>2028951
imagine the dust bunnies

>> No.2039635

>>2037680
>>2038099
looks fine to me

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>>2039619

>> No.2040121

>>2037680
>>2038099
Anyone have the brazillian shower grounded on a metal pipe suspended between two plastic fittings?

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>>2037679
i just bought the same car same year same color without the truck bed and I wish I'd bought this instead

>> No.2040184

>>2028653
>full of guts, air, and everything
Same as those lizards of similar size that got trapped in amber so many million years ago.

>> No.2040198

>>2032797
>>2030357
Exact same happens to me. Spending my whole dream trying to find a private toilet. Either maze like public cubicles or a wide open room with more people than toilets. Then i find the perfect toilet in the abandoned master bedroom down the other side of the mansion just to be scared off by that one cunt that's been looking for me or a big window inside that everyone can see me from. I feel like it's a safeguard to stop me shitting/pissing the bed.

>> No.2040369

>>2040184
Except amber has dessicating properties, especially before it fossilizes into amber.

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>> No.2040524

>>2025791
a friend of mine lived in a tiny studio apartment that had a toilet in a shower stall next to his stove.
wish I'd taken a picture of it before he moved out

>> No.2040608

>>2040121
>brazillian shower
>grounded

>> No.2040612

>>2040442
i have something like this in my popup trailer

>> No.2040863

>>2040608
Sorry.
Anyone have the brazillian shower "grounded" on a metal pipe suspended between two plastic fittings?

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>>2027041
YOU WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF MOHAMMAD INFIDEL!!!!!!!!

>> No.2040927

>>2036631
>t.Mexican

>> No.2040952

>>2035347
Cyber City Oedo 808?

>> No.2040995

>>2029318
>>2029316
>>2030265
do americans really?

>> No.2041119

>>2026147
>wake in with muddy boots


Oops! Teehee!

>> No.2041233

>>2040952
Goku: Midnight eye

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>>2041233

>> No.2042047

>>2031398
>audible kek

>> No.2042052

>>2040440
depressing

>> No.2042154

>>2038104
You seem quite upset, m8...

>> No.2042163

>>2036657
Underrated post.

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>>2027041

> C U R S E D

>> No.2042169

>>2039101
This is fine desu. Not pleasing aesthetically but imagine how comfy it would be to roll out of bed straight into a hot shower with Fraiser on tv.

>> No.2042709

>>2026115
My fathers wife's village house has a toilet in a similar position.The ceiling is like 6" and the toilet is about 3 feet up for some reason and theres a window right next to it overlooking the street with a clear glass and when you piss the babushkas see your penis while.

>> No.2042802

>>2039165
Don't shame him.

>> No.2042813

>>2026833
I am imagining a 5 year old flinging that door open and doing $1200 worth of damage in one fell swoop.

>> No.2042835

>>2042813
There's an awful door stopper in the top hinge so the only thing that would be damaged is the trim. Those things damage doors too, but that's an exterior door so it should be fine.

>> No.2042837

>>2042813
Looking at it closer there is already damage to the trim from that piece of shit. Why can't people use proper door stops?

>> No.2042945

>>2030692
>Not letting out a dinosaur call to assert dominance over your neighbors
Ngmi, lad.

>> No.2042976

>>2028246
My fucking sides

>> No.2043043

>>2034226
Looks like some narco slumlord's headquarters, I'd expect super expensive and tacky gold everything decoration inside

>> No.2043054

>>2034226
>The Raid 3

>> No.2043354

>>2036333
checked and keked
had to laugh so loud reading this

>> No.2043494

>>2038104
carpets are gross. there's nothing you can say to convince me otherwise. also I wear fluffy slippers inside they're comfy as fuck.

>> No.2043581

>>2035237
¿porque no los dos?

>> No.2043606

>>2034230
You don't fart in bed?

>> No.2043631

>>2036654
The duality of man

>> No.2043918

>>2040132
I kind of like it.

For the guy who wants to hall a small amount of ass really fast.

>> No.2043920

>>2037679
That actually looks badass. It looks like it's from a zombie movie or video game.

>> No.2044045

>>2042154
>hurr durr ur mad XDDDD
t. Preemptively called out
>>2043494
thats perfectly fine, but i dont want to feel like im forced to do that in my own god damn home

>> No.2044316

>>2044045
I'd rather not feel like I'm forced to vacuum twice a day just to not feel grossed out in my own home, and carpet just traps dust/hair so well it'll probably still be gross even then. but different people have different tolerances I guess

>> No.2044363

>>2038261
>>2038265
>>2038326
island communities where i live leave the key in the outside lock when out. That way people can see if people are home or not.

>> No.2044381

>>2026114
The shit taken under the stairs is felt by all.

>> No.2044388

>>2044381
*smelt by all

>> No.2044390

>>2031283
>the fucking bare CFL bulb
holy shit

>> No.2044393

>>2040442
There better be a shitter under there or no deal

>> No.2044400

>>2038621
that sounds really nice anon

>> No.2044634

>>2039101
For watching your wife bathe?

>> No.2044640

>>2026237
My /fit/ brain immediately thought this was a bed side pull up bar

>> No.2044964

>>2037679
You always hear about how customizations like this will reduce a car's resale value, yet they always sell for more than stock cars of similar model. This too is an all-around improvement to the original, no matter what boring /o/ virgins say about it.

>> No.2044989

>>2044316
>being this much of a germaphobe
we used to make fun of faggots like you in the 90s and 2000s

>> No.2045237

>>2044989
>being disgusting is good

just take a look at the crap your vacuum picks up next time you vacuum your carpet. it's nasty

>> No.2045445

>>2044964
Well yeah, if you've got something interesting, you'll get someone willing to pay more for it, but you've got to wait for that someone to come along.

>> No.2045518

>>2026114
Attic shitting is best shitting.

>> No.2045520

>>2026137
Better. It's actual carpet.

>> No.2045523

>>2026139
Comfiest death ever. I got no pants on. Ain't gotta even hold my bowels while I pass out on the cleanest carpet in the house because it's never been walked on.

>> No.2045524

>>2026147
Good God I'd need football pads and Helmut to navigate this fucking place after 4 beers

>> No.2045526

>>2026176
Try being a miner with wood floors.

I curse the trees daily

>> No.2045529

>>2026187
This is for when "the greatest generation" runs out of money, can't work because they are old and useless needs, and move into you home because you made the mistake of marrying their relative.

Grammar gets put where she can and you run a whole new shitter because you have a life and need the other one you paid for by working

>> No.2045531

>>2026204
I bet you do FAGGOT

>> No.2045534

>>2026194
RIP.

This thread was hilarious but I'm not sure there's a more beautiful creature on earth. One smoked a power line when I was a kid and fell dead next to me. Had multiple feeders since.

https://youtu.be/g4m8fGTMXHI

>> No.2045536

>>2026237
AHHHHHHAHAHAHA!

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>>2026246

>> No.2045548

>>2026555
Nothing.

Solid floor cucks either never had a job or so ocd autistic they live alone anyway.

I used to clean carpet and install carpet for a living.

Carpet cucks solid floors 99% of the time

>> No.2045551

>>2027223
You should check out idea. They put toilets in and the ignorant fuckers worshiped them amd still shit in the street

>> No.2045556

>>2028252
Man, y'all joke but I wound up with a king sized bed that had a big mirror in the headboard.

I kinda want a "body mirror to check myself out in" now.

Fucking the old lady from behind, pulling her hair, and staring her in the eyes is another level of fun

>> No.2045564

>>2028411
Generations of communism and socialist overlords.

How many 3rd world shitholes you see concerned about bald tires on mopeds or having more than 17 kids. 0 because everyone around them does the same thing.

It's like me living in America. I tell ALL of my friends and family how they lose money by trying to save it and how it's wreckless and stupid to gamble in the stock market.

They look at me while I'm insane and I got the advice directly from their bosses.

>> No.2045566

>>2028483
If not poor in medical your shitter right now has 2 tiny white plastic caps covering bolts smaller than a number 2 pencil bolted to a plywood floor right now. It holds 500 pound fats daily and it's made to flex.

If king shitter can tile his throne he can shit on it just fine.


Probably

>> No.2045567

>>2028610
3rd... world...

>> No.2045569

>>2028614
Simple Green.

Anything besides red stains is game. Good gone and a stiff comb for gum in it even.

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>>2028299
I will raise your cartoon Dr Suess stairs with an Escher stairs

>> No.2045581

>>2028631
I stand by my original shitpost. Wife screeches about dishes and doesn't want to lose counter space. Husband in a derelict sgitgole he hates ain't doing 14 loads of sink dishes for dinner daily. Dishwasher compromise here you go.

>> No.2045583

>>2028671
Be Mason. Find free bricks. Moving. Lol, sorry faggot

>> No.2045585

>>2030305
>100% couldn't figure out how to move the pipes.
Or
Cupboard is this size... there are no other sizes and it will be fitted, no more questions
Cupboard is done, enjoy your cupboard

>> No.2045604

>>2028905
THIS.

If I was not married I'd have fake wood pannel, orange shag carpet, 3 bikes torn apart in the kitchen, and still be proud of it.

Instead on in here not 5 fucking minutes ago hyperventilating trying to to explain to my wife why buying a 2005 dodge Durango with 275,000 miles is a bad idea.

THIS IS WHY SHE HAS AN 03 ACURA MDX WITH 280,000 MILES

>it'll be a good car
>you can work on it
>it has leather seats tho
>it is "four wheel drive tho"
>etc....

I love my wife but God truly has a sense of humor if he really expects us to try and deal with mental retardation on a daily basis.

Fucks sake.

You take out the porn and log posters and /b should be a training camp for marriage

>> No.2045610

>>2030564
Us normal people call that a half million dollar camper, buy a school bus, mount a normal shitter, and laugh when we wake up before and/or after we shit in normal ass bathrooms.

Meanwhile we all laugh at the richfags

>> No.2045613

>>2030763

Same.

Took over 30 years to build solid friendships.

Took only 8 years of suicides and self sabatoge to hate myself to try and drink myself to death.

Conclusions... not possible without other help.

Can't even be useless enough to kill myself on 40chins...

>> No.2045621

>>2028246
whew

>> No.2045628

>>2031283
this is an Australian volume builder home. We have entire suburbs built like this (the bad mistakes like that will get fixed before handover)

>> No.2045629

>>2045604
The kitchen I found was not a great place for engine work as they just tend to get in the way of somewhere you use a bit more
Laundry however, is fucking great because you're only there maybe 1-2 times a week and if you're living with someone, most modern women will never venture in there if they can help it even less than they spend in a kitchen.

Really the best way to deal with it is to just get a shed or garage and just spend as much time in there away from other people

>> No.2045692

>>2045237
Not being a bubble boy has been proven to increase immune strength and decrease immune overreaction

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>> No.2045749

>>2045613
Took one post to out you as a useless redditfag

>> No.2045853

>>2045717
Get rid of the garage and stick it in the rear out of sight and I unironically love it.

>> No.2045873

>>2045692
Beat me to it
>>2045237
>NOOOOO ITS GROSS
lemme guess you take out your phone to pass the time because its gross, right?
and now that i called you out on that youre going to try and counter with some stupid shit like you dont need to as though youre fooling anyone at all right?

>> No.2046002

>>2045692
hurr durr basic hygiene is being a germaphobe. not being a disgusting neckbeard helps prevent being an incel and yet here you are


>>2045873
>take out your phone to pass the time because its gross
??? speak english stupid motherfucker

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>>2046002
>dont* take out your phone to pass the time because its gross
please please please make this easy and be pic related
>basic hygiene is autistically scrubbing every inch of your home just to feel slightly clean
lunacy is normality to the deranged

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>> No.2046178
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Got some sweet OC for you from my partners grandparents house

>you’ve heard of vinyl plank flooring, well how about carpet plank flooring
>yfw skirting boards are a Jewish scam

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This is directly above the kitchen sink

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>>2036657
>>2036669
>>2043631
>>2031984
>>2036654
It's posts like these that I'll reminisce about when I think back on this golden age of /diy/.

>> No.2046861

thread's almost dead, i think we're up past the bump limit, should we make another?

>> No.2046887

>>2046861
We are and sure, id love to keep laughing at carpetfags

>> No.2047128

New thread >>2047127

>> No.2047178

>>2046178
O.o

>> No.2047182

>>2034226
is that osamas house

>> No.2047305

>>2028614
"have to"

Well...