/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2008649

>>2008649
Try shitting standing up to prevent heart attack

>>2008649
lean forward and put your elbows on your knees

>>2008649
i put both feet on the seat of the toilet and squat, everytime. learn from the indians, they know everything there is to know about shitting.

I eat a high fat and grease diet so the shit just sliiiiiiiiides right out.

>>2008666
During a period of putting on a lot of muscle in the gym I took so much fish oil this happened very literally

>>2008662
There is a void within you, one that only dick can fill.

>>2008649
>Invent a toilet that doesn't give the user a heart attack
Have you ever tried to talk to someone about your debilitating fear of toilets?

DESIGNATED AS GOD INTENDED

>>2008649
Just eat more fiber and you will be able to shit effortlessly in any position. It is a poor craftsmen who blames their tools and all that.

>>2008710
It's like you can see the tetanus

>>2008710
Some Indians actually do have toilets.

>>2008750

>>2008649
I just squat with my feet where you normally would sit.

>>2008649
>boss the pipe seems to be pinched and blocked
>well, BEND IT MORE YOU MORON

>>2008649
>Invent a toilet that doesn't give the user a heart attack
straining is worse than position. Also, lol, its not that hard to rock yourself or pickup your feet to change the angle of the dangle. Just try rocking back and forth you're taking a giant rock shit, or even better eat more fiber

>>2008839
>potbelly
>moobs
are you sure this is what god intended?

>>2008649
patent pending

>>2008649
Nigga just lean over lol

>>2008750
Imagine how much shit there was all over the bathroom floor once they found her, poor woman.

>>2008893

>>2008868
You just roll out?

>>2008750
Well, she was obviously a toilet witch
Case dismissed!

>>2008649
Just lean forward if you have issues.

>>2008662
I started doing this in the 9th grade after a kid in my class told me he did it. He explained to me how much healthier it was, and since I was already good at squatting from the gym, and had great balance thanks to martial arts as a kid, it worked great. Sometimes I would feel the toilet wobble underneath me a bit, and I would think of those pictures where the toilet shattered and sliced someone's ass open, but it never bothered me since I am very nimble and can balance it out no problem. It's crazy how much of a difference it made. Everything would just fall out like nothing. No more pinching. I ended up getting a squatty potty a couple years ago and it's a lot more convenient, mainly because I can shit while pissing when I have a boner, which you can't do as easily when squatting (although I would still pull it off, I just had to forcibly angle my dick down into an uncomfortable position to do so)

>>2008839
except you are actually unbending the pipe by sitting with your knees raised

>>2008878
based retard

>>2008944
it's not about leaning forward, it's about raising the knees to mimic a natural squat

>>2008899
WTF does that kid have growing in between his eyes???

>>2008976
He has an infection under the skin caused by Staphylococcus. Without antibiotics there is a small chance he will die.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staphylococcus_aureus
It is very common for cats that fight other cats to get boils like that.

>>2008915
Yes.

>>2008750
Where'd he shit for that year?

>>2008998
The normal designated open defecating places, anywhere as long as it is not a spooky dirty toilet.

Why not make a tube that you insert in the rectum and sucks out all the poop for you?
No effort required.

>>2009019
I may know a guy

>>2008756
>Dalit
nothing of value was lost

>>2008649

>>2009552
Did you know it is common for Indians to honk car horns when stuck in traffic jams. They even do it when waiting for the red light to turn green at any junction.

>>2008649
only manlets need a shitter stool.

>>2008983
My cat has a big raised dome thing on her hip, which she recieved after being gone for several months. Could it be that?

>>2009749
coolfact

>>2008651
This does not work for 80% of the amerifats.

Also, how does someone handle this position after some bad chinese food? I never tried to learn to aim while poopin.

>>2008651
>>2010158
Why don't we have squat toilets inside showers instead of tiny drains that gets clocked with hair and poop?

"Ban Trump" = "Sustain Public Ignorance"

>>2008868
Prostitutes toilet

>>2010176
guess it's so you don't step in them

>>2008662
>>2008958
Seriously. I've been doing this for over 10 years now and when I started doing it, it felt revolutionary. You don't need to replace your toilet, put a stupid footstool in the bathroom or anything. It's great

>>2008662
>>2008958
>>2010852
Nice to see other squat shitters around! I use a simple wooden footstol I made just for that
Feels amazing and I never had hemorrhoids since, those fuckers were ruining my life

>>2009626
I thought he was going super saiyan....

>>2008958
I wish I could get one, I was a fat ass in high school and during a football practice I went in to take a shit and right as I let loose the whole fucking toilet shattered under me. I was lucky enough to ride the seat down the shard pile and only get a scratch on the back of my leg but it was some scary shit.

>>2008958
>I can shit while pissing when I have a boner
What
Why are you shitting and pissing when you have a boner

>>2010158
>This does not work for 80% of the amerifats.
who cares? they are going to die from heart attack anyway because of obesity. squat toilet answer OP's question

>>2008649
>>2008662
>>2008958
>>2010852
>>2010901
There you go anons.

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0

>>2011171
That is bullshit.
Watch some anal porn from LegalPorn and you will know.
If the asshole worked like that non of the girls would be able to gape like they do.

>>2011357
Haha, imagen if they did squat and gape.

>>2008649

>>2011357
Imagine if she stands up and guillotines your dick with her puborectalis muscle

>>2011163
Morning wood

>>2009626
My dick still hangs down when I do that.
Maybe your small dick is held up by your folds of fat or w/e which makes it immune to gravity.

>>2008651
>just shit all over your pants bro

>>2008651
What sort of 3rd world attempt at a toilet is this?

>>2008750
is this why they don't have toilets??

>>2011936
>not peeing with a boner

>>2008651
Filthy subhuman """toilet"""

>>2008839
toilets were designed this way, your supposed to lean back while holding onto the back tank when pushing a hard duce to poop better

>>2008651
legit question:
how do people of countries where these kind of toilets are the norm deal with diarrhea? I mean, how do they prevent shit from getting onto their feet and floor?

>>2011825
>tfw getting impaled when you expect it the least

>>2011163
Browsing for new tools while taking a shit.

>>2008651
this is the only way to take a good shit

>>2008651
Is this a joke? Why is the urinal recessed into the floor?

I don't understand how fucking weak everyone is these days.

>Nooo, I can't eat wheat!
>Nooo, I can't eat dairy!
>Nooo, I can't take a shit without special gear!
>Nooo, I need fifteen different pills a day!

What the absolute fuck is wrong with you cunts? Just shit. IT doesn't matter what orientation you're in or what you're sitting on or which fucking hemisphere you're in. You can shit doing a handstand if you want. It doesn't even take any effort to shit, your body is MADE TO SHIT, you don't need any fucking concious effort you can shit while asleep, you can shit while knocked out, you can even shit as you fucking die. It's easy. Babies shit all the time.

So why can't you? Why are you all "Oh no, no no no, this won't do I can't shit with these sorts of angles! Don't you know you're meant to raise your knees over your head to shit? That's how god intended it!" NO FUCK YOU JUST FUCKING TAKE A SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I FUCKING HATE YOU CUNTS

>>2008649
Reminder that westerners have chairs and sit toilets because they used to have dirt floors

>>2012988
>your body is MADE TO SHIT,

True, your body is made to stand up and shit on your feet in nature. The second best is to squat.
Where exactly in nature do you sit at 90degrees to shit?
If you want to whine about what your body is "made to do", using a stool is a bad and outright wrong example.

>>2013304
What I don't get is that all these special toilet stool people never explain why you couldn't simply sit on a regular toilet and then lean your upper body forward to achieve the same angle???

>>2013316
I mean you probably could, but its really not that hard or expensive to buy a plastic stool to put at the foot of your toilet.
Quite frankly, the only people that are told to squat are people who have problem staining. Say after heart surgery or if you have stitches and healing in your rectum or stomach and the like.

Its not widespread because straining isnt that big of a deal for most people.

>>2012988
Go on, take a shit anon...
No, no, what are you doing going to the toilet?
We agreed on no aids. Just take a shit.

>>2013811
If I wanted to I could shit RIGHT NOW, right here in my fucking chair I could just shit.
Apparently that's a skill most of you retards lack!

>>2012988
>getting this mad over people shitting at the angle nature intended us to shit
I bet you are in favor of cutting off the foreskin just because
Toilets are unnatural

>>2013818
Seriously why are you so defensive about this? Did a squatting stool murder your family lole

>>2008653

This. Can't even understand why this is a thing that has to be pointed out, I was doing it naturally before I heard people actually sit straight up on the shitter. Boggles my mind to this day.

>>2008666
satanic trips checked. scary as fuck tho.

>>2008649
A sex swing over a bucket.

>>2008651
I wouldn't mind having this in my house to be honest.
Faster shits and less time spent on the tablet.

>>2013965
When you stand up to piss a normal toilet works as a splash guard.
Have you tried pissing in the shower when it is dry? small drops get everywhere.

Sometimes i shit into my boss's shop vac on the job and pretend i'm an astronaut instead of walking all the way to a porta pot.

>>2008662

INHUMAN

>>2008649
be indian

>>2013977
aim for the drain in the floor toilet

>>2012912
I seriously want to know this too

>>2008649
why the fuck is the "intestine" going in the leg?

>>2013316
that's what I do and it seems to work fine

>>2014607
that's one of the two lines of the angle you fucking idiot

>>2012912
They take their pants off to shit. The browns do this at work. They jammed a hanger into the ceiling and hang their pants on it then go stand on the toilet and hover their ass over it to shit. We have to take the hanger away and give them classes on how to use toilets but it never works. They just get a new hanger and we find foot prints on the toilet seat.

>>2010176
because processing gray water is much cheaper than processing black water

>>2008649
a hose alternating between jets of 'high' pressure shit fracking fluid (enema) and suction of the fragmented pieces of fecal matter. It probably already exists as a medical device for fecal matter impaction / ileus.
should be finely tuned to avoid prolapse.
would remove the footprint of a toilet.
also a good way for shitting in microgravity.

>>2014606
>>2012912
When you aren't pinching your rectum like putting your thumb on the end of a garden hose, watery shit isn't as bad as you'd expect.

>>2011825
this is some SAW shit.

>>2014783
>Browns shit properly
>Americans want them to shit the wrong way.
As long as they clean up, what's the problem?

>>2008666
Irresponsibly based. Nothing like a big meaty shit that slides out like a greased banana. (I myself need to supplement with a bit of fiber)

>>2014849
I would expect it to run down my asscheeks in that position

Oh my fuckin' gawd! I just ate a bowl of chilli with more than a dash of hot curry. In 18.3 hours my ass is gonna pay big time!!!

itt

>>2011357
Kill yourself coomer fuckhead

My shits are always 99% liquid anyway

>>2011357
Source: legalporno.com

>>2014783

Do they use the spoons?

I did a stint at a UAE owned company and they used the spoons. I have nightmares about the trashcans filled with spoons.

>>2008651
These are based, you can pinch some serious logs out in that. Only problem is holding your phone

>>2008651
Soul

>>2008651
These would be better if they had handlebars

>>2008651
>take shitting advise from the world that gave us corona.

Can you still buy an old style toilet or are they all low flow now?

>>2016404
Toilets made from the early 1980s to 1992 used 3.5 gallons (13 liters)
US law currently mandates that all toilets use no more than 1.6 gallons (6 liters)
Water-Sense labeled toilets use 1.28 gallons (4.8 liters)

>>2016404
I remember at campus we had a 1940 high tank toilet in the basement. It was very powerful.

>>2008677
haha

>>2016778
nearly trips but i hesitated goddamn

>>2010158
>This does not work for 80% of the amerifats.
Muscle atrophy. Hold full-footed squats every day until they are comfortable.

Why is Indian porn so uncommon?
Is it too dirty?
The first Indian porn star I remember was from 2 girls 1 cup.
That girl really knew how to transfer Indian customs into the porn industry.

>>2010158
The requirement never specifically said it needs to be for burgers

>>2014788
No one splits black and grey water u faggot it all goes down the same sewage pipe

>>2008651
I see this in too much jav porns with females in it that i feel like a female when using it.

ahem

>>2008662
>>2008958
>>2010852
I don't get it - do you put the toilet seat up? My toilet seat is rounded and would 100% break off the toilet if I tried to balance my whole weight on it. If you put the toilet seat up isn't it kind of unsanitary?

>>2014783
>They just get a new hanger and we find foot prints on the toilet seat.
fucking kek

>>2014998
>he hasent squat shitted on his ex gf car

>>2017853
>If you put the toilet seat up isn't it kind of unsanitary?
If you put the toilet seat up and stand on the toilet itself, the actual bowl can and will break.
The only proper way to "squat shit" on a standard toilet is to use a stool to raise your legs up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3043331/Chinese-passenger-hospitalised-airport-toilet-COLLAPSED-squatted-not-clean.html

>>2013818
>Apparently that's a skill most of you retards lack!
It's usually the other way around with retards, they tend to not give a fuck when or where it comes time to shit. I agree with you on the rest though.

>>2017909
>gf
tell me how many years of your life and money you will never get back

>>2012106
genius

>>2008649
I've never understood this. Why do you have to raise your legs up? Why not just lean forward?

>>2018679
Mimics the natural way humans have shat for centuries

>>2012912
why would it go onto your feet and floor

>>2008662
I do this but facing other way so I have the little top of the tank for my laptop. Never broke or anything.

an u babbed

>>2021015
hell yeah finally

>>2008649
only shit while running at full speed to make sure you get your cardio in.

>>2011171
this drawing doesn't make any sense. it makes it seem like you should be partially standing to get the straightest asshole.

>>2013938
Same. I never thought about it just how I naturally let one go. I'm always crouched over

>>2008652
>>2008868
>>2012055
fuckin kek

>>2008649
Imagine not clawing chunks of shit out your ass with your hands

I've been using a stool to poop for the last couple of weeks
It seems harder to get going but once it started it's like a soft serve machine and seems to all come out in one go
Still not entirely sold desu

>>2014873
It's a safety hazard.

>hover their ass over it to shit.
is fine but

>we find foot prints on the toilet seat.
is a warning sign for broken toilet bowls and mangled asses.

Our toilets are not made to take the weight there.

>>2016249
This a Nip toilet.
Maybe you should take advice about shitting from the country that gave you Mechs and Tentacle Rape

>>2008649
I tried using a stool once but it was a bad experience. Is anyone actually took a good shit with a stool while sitting or is it just a meme?

>>2017923
In the factory where I work, the Eastern europeans used to do this all the fucking the time (UK), especially the new starts. It got so bad signs had to be put up in the cubicle doors.

>>2022643
I've tried it and didn't notice any difference.

>>2016217
Like a bike? Are you a faggot?

>>2016773
I love these fucking things

>>2008958
Glad you didn’t hurt yourself. Falling and breaking the toilet and gashing open your body is some knarly shit. Google those accidents.

Sqautty potty is awesome no I agree

>>2022671
https://youtu.be/_hZFK2VFSG4

>>2023137
Overclocked toilet

>>2016773
you say power, I see innovation
>>2008649

>>2008750
could be worse she could have been locked in a place where people shit

>>2023137
Jesus fucking christ, the fucking GULLET on that baby

>>2023211

>>2023137
now that's a flush
I gotta flush 3 fucking times with modern toilets

>>2008868
>>2008915
needs to be a saddle with high stirups

>>2008649
What if you do the 35° this way?

>>2025385
That's CHEATING !

>>2008653
bend over and grab your ankles

>>2024248
>I gotta flush 3 fucking times with modern toilets
This isnt true, even for the fattest motherfuckers

>>2025385
you die

>>2025385
That also lets you place your elbows on your knees while looking at a smartphone.

>>2008649
I just squat ontop of the toilet

>heart attack
Solution: Stop being fat.

>>2022649
I was maint at a factory. The dumbfucks flushed a lot of dumb shit down the toilets causing major flooding issues so we had to put signs on each stall telling them not to do that (hrs great idea I'm glad that dude makes 100k/yr) then we started having to pull those signs out of the shit lines. Most factory workers are subhuman

>>2025511
BRING BACK USA MANUFACTURING!
USA USA USA

>>2008649
freemasons were on to something

>>2008868
First Zero-G toilet?

>>2008649
>Western man is so weak they can't even shit anymore

>>2016217
Japanese training toilets do

>>2025551
USA manufacturing sucks ass. I've worked at 2 been to a few more it's a joke. Meth heads and dropouts are 80% of their work force

>>2008651
fpbp

>>2014788
but it's all pipes

>>2021327
where's the heated seats, automatic ass washer, and princess sound module?

>>2008651
Best toilet.
I got hemmorhoids a couple years ago. Since then I squat on the rims of toilets. I havent had them again.
When it comes to shitting the Indians are the experts.

>>2008653
this

>>2008710
>DESIGNATED AS GOD INTENDED
>12 You are to have a place outside the camp and go there to relieve yourself. 13 You are to have a digging tool in your equipment; when you relieve yourself, dig a hole with it and cover up your excrement. 14 For the Lord your God walks throughout your camp to protect you and deliver your enemies to you; so your encampments must be holy. He must not see anything indecent among you or he will turn away from you.
not really

>>2009749
>waiting for the red light
do they have those?

>>2017499
So you understand the dangers of porn now that you would get a hard on simply walking into an asian stall?

>>2025385
This isn't what everyone does?

>>2017496
I do, and this used to be common practice for people living in the country with a septic tank

>>2008868
>>2009626
>>2011171
>>2011357
This is the best ylyl thread in a long time

>>2012912
>how do people of countries where these kind of toilets are the norm deal with diarrhea?
Don't get diarrhea. Simple.

I think it's a good idea, it just should be raised maybe 3-5 inches off the ground.
>>2012983
>Is this a joke? Why is the urinal recessed into the floor?
because that's the way your body is designed to shit.

>a pipe with a hole in it
>with foot rest apparatus for maximum forcing
>automatic heart rate correction device between the handlebars and footrests
>shocks the shit out of you
>turds come out as you begin to die and get revived
>ends with a prostate killing blast of cold water up your ass
>blows hot air up your asscheeks when done
I would call it a german toilet

>>2009936
Yeah. My good ol doggo died this way. He got a nasty infection from some sort o anaerobe bacteria, the darn microbes started to eat trough poor things skull. He was put down.

>>2024248
>>2025429
i have to flush 5-6 times and i still need to get the plunger out almost every time we these shitty low flows

>>2008899
What the fuck does he do with that tooth brush, anon. Answer me. Why is it brown?!

Well since we're talking about shit....

>>2014873
Because its the 1st world and we have invented the fucking toliet and aren't stuck in the stone age squatting over a hole in the ground like a filthy subhuman. They must be potty trained or captured and released back into the 3rd world.

>>2027385
>captured and released back into the 3rd world.
kek

>>2008662
Based rim squatter. I wonder what the maximum weight for most toilets is. The most I've ever weighed was 170 and I've never broken anyone's toilet iirc.

>>2027208
You know how you can blow your nose on some toilet paper when you're out of tissues.
Well, sometimes things can have two uses

>>2011357
soulless coomer

>>2025848
>Since then I squat on the rims of toilets

Don't do this bro, those ceramic bowls are not designed to take take weight like that. Only a matter of time until one shatters while you are sharting and the razor sharp ceramic slices your arteries open and you bleed out on the floor of a public bathroom.

>>2011936
what? don't your dick get wet?

>>2025406
this guy shits

>>2017923
how often does toilets breaks with normal use?

>>2028398
literally never

>>2025385
you can clearly see that tore his asshole apart

>>2025848
Dude invest in a better toilet, the ceramic is not built to handle the weight of squatting. I saw one break like that in a public restroom and shit water flooded the floor, it was bad. Alternatively rig up some sort of sturdy platfform around your toilet.

>>2014873
The problem is when they don't.

>>2008649
a squatty-potty in households with standwhilepeeing-type-persons is unhygienic and therefore gross
I do maintenance in apartments and have seen so many conSOOOOOmers' toilets soiled with this nonsense.

>>2008649
>not standing with knees slightly bent, hands on knees, dropping MOABS from 30,000 feet

>>2011171
"So you're a model huh"? "Anything I might have seen you in"?

"Maaaayyybe"?

>>2023211
I
am
ded

>>2025429
Never three but sometimes two. My toilet sucks. My balls get wet if I don't put my hand in my crotch and pinch up some of my scrotum. And if you get those oatmeal consistency movements, it fills up that depression in the bottom, forms an Island in the middle, and that's when I have problems flushing.

The word 'shit' has been used 75 times in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbJunFvzUH0

>>2008868

>>2030225
Kino

Why does discussing proper toilet posture draw out the crazies

>>2028398
>standing on the toliet seat because this is your 1st encounter with civilization and you've only unlocked the ability to squat over a hole in the ground
>normal use

>>2008976
It means he's married

>>2008868

You're all misguided and need to take the diaper-pill. No I'm serious and no it's not a fetish for me.

I simply WILL NOT use a toilet anymore. They're very unhygienic especially during covid.

Diapers are better than underwear as well.

Theyre completely big enough to cover the entire thing (Including butt)

Don't have to get out of bed to use the bathroom especially when awoken by a stubborn bowel/bladder

Feels extremely comfy and snug

Have an overwhelming feeling of relaxation when walking or moving around

Great incase you have an accident or can't make it to a bathroom in time (Which almost always happens to me)

Can absorb anything instantly, until overloaded

And I understand that using them in public is completely unsanitary, which is why I don't leave the house, but for those times when I went to the movies I didn't even get up when I had to pee or make a poopy. I just did It in my pants.

Toilets are cold, uncomfortable and frankly disgusting.

Why do you think infants just go when they gotta go. Or animals? We're brainwashed and lied to.

>>2008744
>tetanus is generally from a bacteria on rusted metal
Hep C is what you're looking at.

>>2008649
What kind of sociopath sits up straight on the toilet?
I lean forward elbows to knees-ish

>>2008662
>>2008958
>>2010852
>>2010901
>>2011171
>>2014030
>>2017853
>>2019314
>>2027884

NEVER Ever stand or squat on a toliet not intended for that use. Doing so put you at serious risk of pic related. Link attached.

https://www.nairaland.com/2549481/graphic-pic-woman-got-serious

>>2032370
>Have an overwhelming feeling of relaxation when walking or moving around
>getting a rash on your groin from walking around with dried shit all day
(you)

>>2028703
My girlfriend has a squatty potty and I make sure to stand on it as I piss to increase my height and thereby enhance the gravitational potential energy of my piss.

>>2027097
>prostate killing blast of water
Got me

>>2032370
Donald J Trump detected

>>2008662
Hell yeah, fellow toilet squatter

We don't need no squatty potty seat

>>2012912
from my jav scat porn viewing, they don't.

Faggot assed bitch jannies removed my post warning you all not to squat on toliets because of the serious injury it could cause. Apparently jannies cant handle a jpeg of the injury that can result even thogh it is on topic. Ima repost, you can go the the link to see whatcan happen if you stand or squat on a toliet.


>>2008662
>>2008958
>>2010852
>>2010901
>>2011171
>>2014030
>>2017853
>>2019314
>>2027884

NEVER Ever stand or squat on a toliet not intended for that use. Doing so put you at serious risk of pic related. Link attached.

https://www.nairaland.com/2549481/graphic-pic-woman-got-serious

https://www.nairaland.com/2549481/graphic-pic-woman-got-serious

>>2008651
I lay down some toilet paper in front of the toilet and squat over it and poo onto the paper which I then wrap up and flush. My entire bowels are cleansed in one solid session rather than a loaf pinched off halfways by sitting on the toilet.

>>2008649
I'll never understand why people use the toilet backwards. There's this table to put your book or phone. You fit better. Why do you sit on it backwards?

>>2008649
>There are people here in this thread that do not shit in the dark

Ngmi

>>2035137
Pahjeet please.

>>2008649
>This is meant for people who have big problems going in bathroom for number 2. Such as medications, lazy intestines, bad eating habit, etc...

I concur with the second pic but its even better if you bow more towards your knees. Im currently on methadone which gives me very hard time to go to number 2. Its literally like cluster of round stones clumped together coming out of my bottom. So I found out squatting on the toilet shell is the best way and using little lubricant (its disgusting touching myself there but what could I do...) and dont push to hard, just wait nature take its way and then gentle push out and in with your bottom muscules. It helps even better to stand up just a little to activate your thigh muscles. But the best way is the natural way, dig a hole in the ground and be done. Its what are bowels are designed to do. Or just build a squat toilet in your home bathroom.

Today I took a foot long shit. It was torpedoed into the bowl by a perfectly-timed high-pressure fart. It was at least a foot long and about 2” thick at the thickest point. It coiled itself perfectly into the bowl perfectly but it was so massive it still rose up above the waterline like a turd island. It had a flawless smooth chocolate-brown finish. Despite the massive size, my toilet managed to choke it down with only three flushes and a whispered, “please senpai” as the turd evenly coated it’s gullet. This was from a diet of mostly beer and bread all week.

It’s all about diet fags. Squatting is for pajeets.

>>2036106

Now this... This is high speed shitposting. I come here for this kond of high quality content. Cheers!

>>2034808
oh fuck

>>2031795
english is your second language too, anon?

>>2034808
Jesus Christ, I can see why the yannies rempved that; this is a blue board anon, it's SFW-only
Also yea, don't shit like a chink or your toilet will murder you

>>2035632
/Thread

>>2014873
>they clean up
>implying

>>2027081
>designed to shit
for now until evolution fixes sitter shitters :^)

>>2036089
Do not squat on normal shitters. Theyll break and slice you

>>2025385
thats illegal!

>>2030557
I binge watched this guys channel a few years ago.
What an odd fucking hobby he has.

>>2011357
They hated him for he spoke the truth

>>2012988
>hoes mad someone wouldnt give them the same understanding as their jewish doctors
LMAO

>>2035137
Now they are shitting on the ground in front of the goddamn toilet. I swear to God you turbo autist squat shitters will get rope.

>>2035137

>>2038978
>the right way to dislodge a dildo

>>2008662
same, I've been doing it as long as I remember. once I mentioned it to my doctor, and he asked if I grew up in asia... but nah I just started doing it after I was (((potty trained))) bc high intuition

>>2034808
i squat facing the tank so I'm good

>>2035137
>the virgin street shitter vs the chad toilet user

>>2039289
Seek help

>>2039489
He just said he was mentioning it to his doctor?

>>2023721
The Chad shit show

>>2027034
I'm glad they put the rubber mat there, it'd be a shame if someone made the carpet look dirty.

>>2036089
Toilet ceramics are razor sharp and can break when stood on. Los of people die from blood loss due to major artery damage from broken toilets, be careful anon.