/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Suggestions for nice-looking flooring tile?

>>1913524
You’re going to condition them, right? I’lo be damned if I’m left with frizzy stairs.

>>1913950
Just do what autistic hoarder boomers use to line the floor

yes, we are a very creative household

>>1914024
Imagine shitting there high as a cloud.

>>1914024

we are asking 465k for this unique artists dream home

>>1914028
its funny that you mean that as a joke but where i live someone would buy that in a second

>>1914026

Imagine shitting on the floor and not being able to find where the turd is because it blends in with all the multicolored junk

>>1913950
Legitimately curious, is there any salvaging something that's got that much damage or is it doomed to demolition? I get that it's probably more cost effective to demo at that point, but is it even possible to renovate it?

>>1914024
This is what the bathrooms of people who refer to themselves as 'creatives' look like

>>1914062
>is it even possible to renovate it?
Anything is possible with enough money.

>>1913524
At least I don't have to worry about the cats wrecking the corners.

>>1913950

>>1914057

That's part of the allure, you don't ever have to clean the bathroom, because you'll never know it's dirty!

>>1914072
True. But at what point are you doing a renovation that's so deep you end up with a completely different building because everything except the foundation got replaced?

>>1915219
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus

>what kinda bathroom you want bro
>one that light and airy, with a view
>say no more

>>1914024
Tbh the floor on its own might have looked ok. Nicer on an outside toilet or shower room but still kinda nice.

>>1914024
What is this? Peter Gabriel's bathroom?

>>1914062
You can probably save that toilet and mouse trap.

>>1914024
This is why you never date a STEM major.

>>1913999
>not gluing your bundt pans to the ceiling

>>1913950
yeah this looks good

>>1915464
Morning, Dad

>>1915464
>>1916890
>He doesn't want to assert his dominance during the morning house rush.

>>1916158
You mean a non-STEM major?

>>1914024
Bet it reeks of stale piss in there.

Give it a perm so I can slide down it and swim up it like a salmon.

>>1916945

Every wierdo hippy boomer family I knew as a kid had
>Engineer dad
>Artist/teacher mom

and most of their houses had shit like this

>>1916171
this one actually looks kind of cool

>>1917165
That's because the dad actually made the money that allowed the mom to do dumb shit like that since she had months off of work at a time in between projects or on school break, and the dad couldn't say no because the mom wore the pants and his only domain was like his garage or study
>Search your feelings and you will find it to be true

>>1913950
imagine the smell.

>what kinda bathroom you want bro
>my mother's sister suffers from schizophrenia cuz of all the weed she smoked at college in 1998, also she played bass in a Violent Femmes tribute band for like eight months
>coming right up senpai

>>1913999

Love the carboard spilling onto the stove. Can't imagine how this will end.

>>1917181
I have small children that would think this is absolutely magical, there's also a wife who'd consider it grounds for divorce immediately

>>1914024
>walk into bathroom
>get headache
>vomit
>can't figure out where vomit landed

YABBA DABBA DOO bathroom: good idea or great idea?

>>1915219
Fairly common in historic districts where everything but the walls may be removed. The rich can afford it.

>>1917655
Da fuck?

I guess they either like having bits of shit and asswipe lingering forever in the bowl, or they clean the whole rig with a Hotsy.

>>1917655
WTF Is it just for piss?
Also what are to two knobs for on the top?

>>1917655
i can smell the grain from here

>>1917468
That's why the bucket's there, so you can catch your vomit in one convenient location.

>>1917718
It's a bidet.

>>1913524
>>1913999
Holy fucking cope
Just mow your carpets like an adult

r8 my bathroom

>>1918578
narnia/10

>>1918581
The Lion, the Witch, and the Water Closet

>>1918578
>Harry Potter but we don't got no stairs

>>1918580
imagine

>as you can see, I am a successful businessperson

>>1913950
This reminds me of the apartments I used to work at..

>>1918578
Add a wifi tablet, light inside and some airfreshner.. and you got yourself a fortress of solitude

>>1916890
>if the toiled leaks it creates a poo waterfall down the stairs
not bad idea tho

>>1919790
You know, I bet at least one or two "instagram influencers" are smart enough to build shit like this to fake a decent percentage of their lifestyle.
What if you had a team of engineers, admen, etc... who worked around the clock to construct an entirely fabricated "influence" lifestyle for some actor?
It'd honestly be fun as hell to plan/manage a project like that.

>>1919790
>Do men really decorate their airplanes like this?

>>1917468
underrated post

>>1919838
>team of engineers, admen, etc... who worked around the clock to construct an entirely fabricated "influence" lifestyle for some actor?
but thats exactly whats happening here, it wasnt a fucking influencer who came up with the idea, its a team of poeple who decided to milk the "influencer" cash cow.

>>1914024
i like it

>>1913950
>threatening toilets

>blessed toilets

>>1917655
>2 knobs
>sink drain
bidet? or a slop sink that some confused guest is going to shit in

>>1921967
>carpeted bathroom
the only flaw

>>1915464
If there were doors at the top and bottom of those stairs, or a shower and a door each at either end
I mean, that would still be a pretty fucked-up room, but it's be interesting.

>>1921601
>realizing the dolls are there because grandma plays with them on the shitter
>mfw I have no face

>>1913999
literally my mom's house

>>1921967
Grandma nooo!

>>1921967
>the carpet store was going out of business
>"Look honey!"
>"I got these for free!"
>"Doesn't this look so much nicer now?"

>>1914024
Why are there 3 taps on the bath?

>>1922765
they're handles, idiot. hot, diverter, and cold.

>>1922278
set a fire anon, shes too far gone to save

>>1917655
Where are the shells

>>1917718
they appear to be yabba dabba doo taps

>>1917181
Yeah, don't blame the weed. I've burned more trees than 2020 california and I've never been THAT high

Hey hubby, I've started the Halloween decorating.

>>1914024
what is the bucket for?

>>1923906
Good job! I'm making the shower more eco-friendly.

>>1921604
Pure serenity

>>1917655
hot glue was a mistake

>>1918578
My name is James, James Bond, and this is my toilet, concealed toilet.

>>1921967
>>1922443
looks af if someone accidently held shift while laying carpet in sims

>>1922793
>idiot. hot, diverter, and cold.
but that's four

>>1924341
Hot glue is sort of the spinster arts and crafts staple and asians, fucking asians love hotglue like its lines of cocaine.
The wannabe-pro arts and DIY home improvement crowd go for liquid nails

>>1917179
how would it smell? there are barely walls to hold the scent in

>>1917690
that is a bidet not a toilet (not that it makes it much better)

>>1919948
You probably could have made a ton of money selling this in the 80s.

>>1923919
Oh that's for our reusable hand towels we wipe with. You dont seriously still use toilet paper do you? I couldn't imagine wasting a tree every time I go to the bathroom!

>>1921967
reminds me of the comfy huts I use to build with old curtains and blankets

>>1923510

>>1917655
Great idea, but cover the bowl with epoxy or the shit will get stuck on the rocks.

>>1921967
is this hotline miami

>>1917181
Everything is fine just change those hideous shower curtains

>>1923919
For far roll overflow

For a fun time google open concept bathrooms.

>>1925965
For when you want your rancid, greasy hell-turd stink-clouds to really linger, soaking into your soft furnishings lol

>>1918578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFAvOcuJyHY
This thread in general.

>>1925981
Wonder how many people have been fucked bent over that wedge in the carpet. Probably lots. I bet that's why it's there. A fuck wedge.

>>1919790
He built a house on his plane? He must be very successful indeed.

>>1921604
A man can dream.

>>1921968
good thing it's just a little

>>1921604
>taking a dump as the sun rises
>https://youtu.be/cWc7vYjgnTs?t=66

>>1921604
A man's romance

>>1918578
The ultimate panic room.

>>1919790
Change that couch in the back to black and you've got a multi-scene porn set ready for filming.

>>1922793
Almost all homes in america have mixing valves. They were rapidly adopted as soon as Moen invented them.

In fact, it's a law in almost every state that mixing valves be used in bathtubs.

So its not weird he didnt know what the handles were.

>>1925981
that is clearly a sexnasium

>>1917655
bungo poop on rock

>>1918580
>that doodoo stain

>>1916171
>casa loco
That is literally 'crazy house' in Spanish, right?

>>1926388
What the fuck is a mixing valve
t. Michigander

>>1927710
You only have one handle that mixes hot and cold depending on its position. If it's made in the last 20 years it costs $80 because it's pretty complex and has an anti-scald mechanism built in.

If your cold pressure drops, it blocks the hot from coming out too fast so you dont get burned.

Used to be with dumb valves someone could flush a toilet in your building and you would have to hop out of the shower screaming.

>>1914057
>can't find turd because it blends in
What fucking color are your shits?

>>1916945
I meant what I said son.

>>1916171
Meh, I've seen a lot of upscale houses with copper tiles on the ceiling. This is just the poor person version of it.

>>1917184
You think the person who lives there has cooked in the last 20 years? No way, they support their local Micky D's.

>>1922765
could be ammonia for if/when you cut yourself in the mestizo trap that place really is

>>1925965
The "virgin" shower stall vs. the chad open concept

>>1925965
it's prolly not yet done

>>1914024
Sweet mosaic work, that must have taken a fuckload of time! Fuck these haters, I'd hotbox your bathroom any day.

>>1914118
When Martha Stewart fans turn to crack.

>>1918580
Let me guess. You're married.

>>1921604
Seems beautiful until you realize you have to walk there and you just ate Taco Bell.

>>1921967
On the plus side, the carpeting would dampen some of the sound, so you could fire out a big one with less people hearing you. Then again, less people would hear you.

>>1921601
>>1921604
>Toilet with a view

>>1928434
Probably a hillbilly hunting stand. Kind of smart actually if you gotta take a dookie.

>>1917718
> he doesn't know what the two knobs are for

>>1922765
basically middle let's you choose between showerhead or tub faucet

>>1917165
>>1917177
At least in my case (as the engineer) when my first wife was doing a BA in visual arts we had a lot of things in common and a lot that aren't so it made things interesting. Maybe a bit of the old opposites attract
House decoration with weird found shit wasn't her thing though, thank christ

>>1928434
Fucking roofcampers

>>1917181
>also she played bass in a Violent Femmes tribute band for like eight months
god id slay that woman in an instant

>>1928434
>the toilet for sharing with that ~special someone~

>>1917655
I guess someone had to pass a stone

>>1921601
Hi mom

>>1921601
Imagine taking a shit and making them watch. What if they could smell it? haha

>>1921967
>Ive got all these carpet samples and nothing to do with them.

>>1916743
charming!

>>1923906
I got an idea on how to /diy/ that. just need a blacklight

>>1928065
Green if mcdonalds, red if mexican

>>1925965
showroom mockup I think

>yes I want a shower and a hay-bale in the living room
>yes I like to do orgies with goats, how did you know?

>>1931660
yes I want for the neighbours to have a full view of the goat orgies, of couse

>>1931662
and a japanese bathtub outside

it's just a sexnasium of a different, illegal nature to >>1925981

>>1913950
>>1914062
>>1914072
there was a house for sle last month, one of those homes that was bult in like 1915 farmland and the area grew around it so now its stuck between a bunch of 70s homes.
i guess the owners died or left the house because it was in terrible shape (google street view showed that as recently at 2009 it was actively being lived in)
It even had a small little guest house out back on a 3x lot size of every other house out there.
anways, had it been taken care of it wouldve been a great house, but it needed so much work the realtor was selling it AS-IS CASH ONLY. I assum whoever buys it will just demo it for the land and build something else

>>1914024
nice floor though

>>1918580
dookie monster

>>1931662
hay bales?
Its not the top of the list of things I don't want in my house, but its pretty fucking close.

>>1918580
>oh, shut up. it's not like this is a highlight for me either

>>1931660
>>1931662
>not wanting to have a great time with a countryside girl in the hay

>>1927705
Yeah, but the correct way to say it would be casa loca, loco is masculine and casa is femenine

>>1921601
A ... drop ceiling?

>>1932239
Those dolls bro

>>1929614
nothing more romantic than a candlelight poo with missus

>>1931724
Hello Sir, what is that app that shows the price on a property ? I'm new to this. Thanks !

>>1932288
Fuck off, we're full.

>>1915219
If you leave one wall standing it still counts as a renovation

>>1914062
I don't think so, looks like every thing is rotten and deteriorating. Maybe the foundation is still good and you could build on that.

>>1917165
I'm a civil engineer, if I came home to this, I'd burn the fucking house down and collect the insurance money. Then I'd beat my wife until she remembered her place. The engineers you met were probably software developers with a 2 year college diploma who think that gives them the right to call themselves an engineer.

>>1919838
I like where you're going with this, if you had some decent cash you could buy some old warehouse building and make little sets like this. This is the private airplane set, but you could also have a boat in front of a green screen, or a train cabin in front of a green screen, etc. The possibilities are endless.

>>1922443
This wouldnt look so bad if the walls were painted porcelain tile, and if the floor was replaced with dark slate tile.

>>1925965
AKA college locker room.

>>1921604
Indian dream bathroom, minus the toilet. And get rid of the outhouse too.

>>1925965
Power move to invite your friends to watch the game and then keep eye contact during a conversation while they're on the couch and you're on the shitter. Make sure to sniff the TP after you wipe.

>>1929614
>"darling, can you check if I wiped properly?"

>>1928434
From thunderbox to lightning rod.

>>1932451
based and redpilled

>>1917655
I think it's a tub for washing babies or some shit
It's awful and would be terrible, but I kinda like it

>>1932231
>girl
disgusting

>>1933094
what in the sam fuck

>>1914024
I have synesthesia and I don't think I could spend 10 minutes in there without throwing up

>>1913524
Imagine the bugs...also the smell

>>1931663
Do houses like this not just murder a shit ton of birds every year?
they fly into normal windows all the time and this thing is one big window

>>1913999
Checked.
My dad does this... How can I solve this shit?

>>1915464
some time you just gotta take a break half way up

>>1932038
Holy shit

>>1917690
>Hotsy.
I know what that is and for some reason am laughing my ass of imagining someone trying to clean that with one!

>>1919790
I need this really bad now

>>1933308

visit your dad often. also smash his head into his shit. show him home where it is fucking clean. there are some architecture and example buildings everywhere. you can just visit and show it him. ask his opinion. also get yourself some book how to mix poison. haha

>>1933364
Basically an industrial strength pressure washer.

>>1916890
>ya shitting son?

>>1921604
I wanna shit there.

>>1933094
>horse dicks
>on goats
Pleb tier garbage

>>1917181
God I hate these wannabe hippies.
You know the type.
Girl who (didn't quite) realized in her mid 20s that she is mentally ill, but instead of seeking therapy, she jets to india constantly, wears elaborate rag outfits and hangs herself with crystals till she looks like a chandolier.

Everybody knows someone like that.

(opening the door) ah, haha, yes, and this is what Hugo calls his "man cave". no girls allowed!, haha

>>1929614
This is genius.
>How to get insync with your spouse
One flush button for both toilettes

>>1933094
unironically satan

>>1913524

Imagine if the person made that stair from its own cut hair. Thats some junji ito shit

>>1933094
This is unironically hot.

>>1934839
literally kirk van houten

>>1914024
I hate hippies so very much.

yes, we are a musical household

>>1932451
Oh please a real CE would use the excavator to dig a slit trench and shit in the backyard.

>>1921967
Imagine the savings on heating

>>1933094
I could see this posted up outside a courthouse.

>>1931724
Didn’t some anon buy this house or talk about buying it here recently? It was in Illinois if I remember right.

>>1929614
>German honeymoon suite

>>1935252
>tp on backwards
worst thing about this image

>>1930623
CARLOS!

>>1934839
I want all boomers to die please

>>1936327
inshallah

>>1928065
Dude is shitting rainbows

>and this is our son's room

>>1913950
That must have been one hell of a shit

>>1921967
I feel like I've seen this in a fever dream

>>1935943
Maybe in a blue state.

>>1921601
>focusing on the three dolls for any kind of movement while shitting at night
>something touches you from the celing

>>1913524

>>1937012
>so 70's your dick has sideburns

>>1937012
Is it wrong that I think this would be pretty comfy if you got rid of the dolls?

>>1934839
It's kind of wild how the front quarter of a viper and a neon are virtually indistinguishable

>>1913950
Holey shit

>>1931448
it just might be a good time to drop eating fast food entirely

>>1917177
No the enginerd dad was a beta provider and the artsy teacher mom was a used up whore.

>>1916890
HOWDY, NEIGHBOR!

>>1938123
>tfw ywn be a qt twink that takes long baths in the window room to seduce the DILF next door

>>1938123
This is 100% owned by a fat, hairy, middle aged man that nobody wants to see naked.

>>1936232
yeah that was me lol. I was asking if a cheap fixer upper was doable, but then all the red flags popped up

>>1918578
"Illusory wall ahead"

>>1933094
hot

>>1938262
laughed

>>1928434
A classic.

>>1936384
This picture always brings me incredible amounts of happiness...

>>1938123
Morning! What's for breakfast?

>>1917718
>>1917655
They dont know how to use the three shells

>>1922765
They're a very creative household, remember

>>1916171
desu that looks kinda cool

>>1932288
Looks like zillow

>>1932229
I understand that reference and I hate you.

>>1914024
You could shit on the floor and it would be weeks before anyone even noticed.

>>1921967
I can smell the mildew and piss from here

>>1933094

>>1934839
I mean if he had a tv mounted on the hood or it was his first pos car or something i would not be mad

>>1931660
Warum liegt hier Stroh?

>>1933977
I wanted to point that out, but I'm glad another /an/ autist did that for me already.

>>1939984
warum nicht?

>>1914024
is this tilefuckers bathroom?

>>1934381
>Everybody knows someone like that.
friends sister, smoking hot but she's the kind that burns in both ends. She's currently living in some guru collective on some asian island getting pounded for rent

>>1923510
>>1924841
considering how prophetic that movie is, im expecting an enviro push for using shells instead of toilet paper

>>1940027
> burns in both ends

I don't think Penicillin will fix that.

The House Flipper Formerly Known as Prince

(singing) Purple throne, purple thro-o-one....

>>1940412
>spends 15k$ to renovate the kitchen
>doesn't do anything about the mold in the ceiling

>>1940413
Perfect, it also looks like it would smell like lavender and dead grannies

>>1940415
That window is fucking nasty too

>>1940412
>what kinda worktops you want bro
>idk just push some purple around with a mop
>same as the flooring bro?!
>well yeah, what, do you think i'm made of money lol

>>1940415
It's load-bearing mold, which is also happens to be the name of my post-punk revival band

>>1939039
Straight from bath to bacon fry up, easy as

>>1940428
this would actually improve my life, would make my morning routine much quicker.

thanks anon

>>1940412
It looks dirty and like elton john's kitchen if he was poor

>>1940412
>recirculating hood
>shitty free-standing oven/hob unit
>landlord-grade sink
>builder-grade backsplash
>uneven, non-flush units either side of the oven
>cabinets are as tall as the window for some stupid reason so there's no room underneath for food prep
>that tiny little shelf in the corner lol
>looks like there's a single power socket, right where the food prep space should be
>(enjoy unplugging & moving the kettle/toaster every time you want to make a sandwich)
It gets worse every time I look at it. 'I spent 150.00 on this' would be more accurate

>>1939039
For some reason the lack of chairs at the table bothers me more than the open bathroom area.

Am I reading the Sims version of 4chan?

>>1940423
Scam Flipper and the Load Bearing Molds people, give it up!

>>1923919
shidding

Behold...
the Duchess

>>1940967
the secret friend

>>1940971
the Pharoah

>>1940972
>+10 cocaine dealer skill up

>>1940972
the Exhibitionist

>>1940975
the Executive

>>1940976
the 1970's z-list porn producer

>>1940413
pretty mild compared to the rest of the thread

kinda like the 90's colour palate honestly

>>1940977
they didn't even clean the carpet, you can see where the guy's dirty feet went

>>1940975
All you really need is taped applause to play on every flush, maybe even some cheering on the courtesy flush

>>1941118
looks like stuff in my dreams

>>1939977

Definitely one for the reaction image folder.

It looks like lolwut after several centuries in hell.

>>1914057
you shit on the floor mate?

>>1940412

>>1934839
...and this is Tabitha's office, where she keeps her drums and mail-order Japanese sword collection. mind your head on the door!

>>1921604
I recognize that toilet!
That's out on highway 37 in California. Also known as the Lone Toilet of Sonoma County.

>>1916743
Now that must have been some explosive diarrhea. Taco Tuesday?

>>1915464
>me mug when oi serves that Potter cunt me morning plop plops

>>1942041
do gnomes live here?

>>1924345
It’s Bond, James Bond you complete retard!

>>1936384
Comfy

>>1942929
top kek

>>1921604
>>1942857
Wish You Were Here

>>1914024
why yes, we have recently redecorated our daughter's bedroom

>>1942857
>Lone Toilet of Sonoma County
My favorite western

>>1943335
This is like the picture of someone's subconscious

>>1943335
This is the kind of madness you see when someone's daughter has been dead from SIDS for the last 15 years

>>1944603
this messes with my spatial sense

>>1931724
I love places like that. I've bought & fixed up 5 of them so far, currently living in the 6th.

Not huge moneymakers but it's fun and I've learned a lot. I've held on to the first couple & rent them out, which now pays for the repairs/upgrades & lets me bank cash for the next one. Market is shit right now but I'm still working on the kitchen of the most recent one.

>>1917181
fucking tastelets.
this is pretty great, would love to poop in.

>>1939984
Uh… warum hast du ne Maske auf?
Oh, wait. That joke was funnier before this weird year.
>>1940000
What a waste of repeating numbers.

>>1940532
the trim round the pillars bothers me

>>1922015
I think I encountered a bathroom like this in a dream

>>1939039
This is what my bother in laws place is going to look like once he's done and yes he is gay why do you ask?

>>1914024
This is both amazing and nightmare fuel.

>>1941193
It's an American thing.

>>1944601
This looks like the place where if you took a shit you'd have to watch out for centipedes trying to crawl up your ass

>>1944603
>>1944720
This feels like some kind of puzzle room in a early 2000's PC mystery game. Like, one of those tiles is going to open up and give me a key.

>>1944601
Please don't post pictures of my creepy sex dungeon

>>1945433
Just explain to me what you were trying to be when you were being constructed

>>1943335
i used to date a girl with a bedroom like this. she was 18 and i was 14, but she was mentally more like 12-ish (she still has a 12 year old mind, she recently turned 30). the first time i was in her room she made me loose my virginity

>>1944603
looks like an east-german hotel

>>1932288
Bro I can't tell if you're Indian or memeing but if actually a pajeet you have *got* to stop saying Sir all the time, notice how no one else says it online, everyone immediately knows you're Indian.
t. murikan pajeet

>>1933094
Is this the same guy that did the sergal statues?

>>1945612
It's safer dealing with commodities.

>>1917655
FYI that's a bidet not a toilet, so the only thing that would be in there is water you're cleaning yourself with

BEST THREAD EVER IN AGES

>>1919838
Anecdotal story, met a guy through work who started his own air taxi service in our city. Has a small fleet of 10-ish luxury small-capacity jets. He makes an absolute side-killing with the ones not actively being flown by selling time-slots to influencers to get a photoshoot to pretend your a big shot on the jets. Line them up, give them half an hour, collect 200-400$ on the side per group.

>>1944601
Fucking Fritzl's latrine here

>>1945742
>FYI that's a bidet not a toilet
Anything can be a toilet if you hope hard enough desu

DRRR DRRR DRRR

>>1945759
>Anything can be a toilet
Anyone too

>>1945775
A person is a thing you fuckwad.

>>1945779
I wish, but the 14th amendment disagrees

>>1934839
baller

and now, the grand piece of resistance: we renovated the basement!

>>1946360
I hold my hands up when I freely admit I am not a diy expert, but that looks like it's an invitation to mould and mildew, and in general a very bad idea

Toilet from a family member pretty based

>>1923906

Fuck yeah Monster Blood.

>>1946825
pretty nice aesthetic desu, bar the lube bottle and toilet paper tower

>>1914024
What a confidence booster! I'm gonna renovate my bathroom now :)

>>1946403
how are you going to get rid of the watter when youŕe done with the pool???

>>1945621
Do the needful

>>1947161
You don't
Water doesn't go bad anon

Is this a gore thread?

>>1947443
>>>/g/

>>1947265
>Water doesn't go bad anon