/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Get a different key cut without the huge faggy plastic head on it. Those things are a meme and make your keys take up way too much room on your keychain.

>>1769165
Vote for Bernie, he will give your stupid ass a new one for free.

>>1769167
>"buy it!" seen on /diy/ - Do It Yourself
Maybe this isn't the board for you?

Drill a new hole, file the top.

>>1769380
Unironically this

>>1769165
This looks like a bicycle lock key...
I have one of those.
We usually do just drill a new hole.
They are for our work bicycles.

>>1769380
this but use a vice to hold the key or it'll spin out and maybe fuck your hand up. Almost happened to me for the exact same shit. If you don't have a drill try sugru

>>1769354

Ok then faggot.

Cut a new key yourself out of a blank cast from brass scraps in a forge you made, or better yet find some iron ore and smelt some of it, add some carbon to make a proper steel, and then forge that into a key blank. File the teeth on by hand and drill a hole in the head for your key-ring. Feel free to omit the faggoty plastic bit on the end like a real man would.

Or go to the local ace hardware and have one cut for you for $1.99. Choice is yours.

>>1769165
Cut off the pointy bits near the break. Drill a new hole. Stick your tiny dick in the hole and fuck it like it's your boyfriend's asshole

>>1769354
He's right though. Having a one piece solid metal key will be better than anything they're going to do to fix that plastic bullshit.

>>1769354
>one dollar is too rich for my blood

>>1769165
Go get the rubber key covers and place it over the end. Voila!

>>1769165
This is what I would do. Is this what you should do? I do not know. Either use a pin/needle and a lighter to make little holes in it. Maybe a tiny drill bit would work, but I'm a VERY low-tech kinda guy. Then fish wire or even fishing line through the holes and make a loop with it.

If you use wire, just twist it around a few times and there you go.

If you use string of any sort, I'd add Loctite™ to the string to make it turn into a kind of plastic... Encasing the string in plastic.

The glue would just break as it jangled on the ring, so I guess use the wire, if you're still on this. If you haven't go to the store and had a copy made.

>>1771367
If you seriously cannot fix this, hang up your tools and walk away. This is chimp level shit your fixing right here. Drill a single hole in the middle, and put it back on your keychain. If it breaks again, then get another key made of better material. Dont be a broke little bitch, and shell out dosh for better quality. Cant believe a thread like this was made. If this is bait, then bravo OP you successfully baited me. Mad and ashamed rn

>>1769165

get a similar key cut

>>1771367
Based asf.

>>1769165
heat the wire andpush it into the plastic. no hot glue needed, just a lighter or candle. be sure to sand the wire so it grips better.

Why did you bite half of your key?