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hey /diy/ just moved my desk cleaning up my house and noticed a shiny film on my wall - shined a light on it and its all the dried cum ive blown at my computer over the years

pretty cool no?

how would i go about removing said cum?

>> No.1725667

>>1725656
Bleach

>> No.1725670

>>1725656
Diy coomer.
At least you're going to clean it.
Use a tissue next time animal.

>> No.1725676

>>1725656
Imagine the smell.

>> No.1725700

>>1725656
just paint over it.

>> No.1725707

>SS-TV Nazi hat
>cum wall
Wonderful bait. I mean it, OP. It's art.

>> No.1725708

>>1725700
>Me doing maintenance at a halfway house 5 years ago

>> No.1725714

Bro the SS officer cap? Really lmao

>> No.1725718

LEON GO TO BED

>> No.1725743
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1725743

no bait here

>> No.1725758

clean with bleach
sand slightly
paint

>> No.1725763

Small loads, anon.

>> No.1725764
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1725764

>>1725743
>Its real
you dont still live with your parents, do you anon?

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1725778

>>1725743
What happened to that outlet? And do you shave at your desk?

>> No.1725791

>>1725763
>doesn't do big cums

>> No.1725801

>>1725656
use you're tongue

>> No.1725834

>>1725656
trap thread

>> No.1725845
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1725845

>>1725763
That's what happens when you're a coomer. You get to the point when your balls just can't produce much semen altogether, and you blow very small and thin loads. Frankly, it's just pathetic. Many such cases.

>> No.1725907

>>1725743
>average yuro poster

>> No.1725957

>>1725656
I had this happen the first time I frotted with my great dane. I didn't know that dogs start shooting pre non-stop thas soon as they're hard. It got all over the wall, mildly soapy water cleaned it fine.

>> No.1725973

>>1725791
I was calling his loads small.

>> No.1726904

>>1725656
kek

>> No.1727092

>load bearing wall

>> No.1727136

>>1725973
I know man, I was attempting the
>be 2019
>not doing big cummies
>catch the fuck up already
type meme
It's all good, just didn't want you to think I was aiming it at you.
OP is a fag.

>> No.1727137

>>1727092
Killed, me, off.
/thread

>> No.1727353

>>1727136
I thought it was aiming at the wall.

>> No.1727355

>>1727092
genius

>> No.1727356

>>1727092
Literal lol. Thanks.

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1727591

>>1727353
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.1729486

>>1725907
Obsessed

>> No.1729494

>>1725743
>those plugs
Oi u gotta loicense fo that coom Gaz?

>> No.1729508
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1729508

frame the wall and sell it as modern art

>> No.1729534

>>1725743
>bauhaus
>nazi
>don't know what is toilet paper

Sounds about right.

>> No.1730231

>>1725656
Truly /diy/, OP.

>> No.1731162

>>1727092
Lost, top fucking kek