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So fellow DIYers what are you guys doing creative for Valentines day? Myself Im making a pinata(esque) for my girl friend, just without candy.

"A pinata and without candy, what gives Anon?"
"Ahh glad you asked Anon."

Well this is going on 2 years and 2 months of my girlfriend and I dating but Valentines day will be the end of us. I found out that for the past 3 months she has been seeing someone else.

"But still I dont get the pinata without candy Anon"

Well here is where it gets interesting. Like a good girl friend should she has sent me a mountain of naked photos via email and phone. She works two separate jobs. While she is at the first job in the morning the Pinata will be delivered via courier with a simple note saying "Im giving you my heart for Valentines day youve already had it for so long..." with instructions to wait atleast 10 minutes to break it. At the same time she recives it a random naked photo will be sent to all of her contacts in her work email address book and random naked pictures will be faxed to all the fax machines at her work.

Now you see where this is going. No doubt within minutes of the emails and faxes she will recieve calls/text messages. Having dated for so long I know how she will react, shes going to rage quit and throw everything, including the pinata which will break open. Inside will be a note saying "...but you broke it you fucking cunt".

I will eat no candy Valentines day because the sweetness of revenge will be enough for me.

>> No.146176

A better idea would to print out the photos of her and fill the pinata with them and put on the note that you want her to break it as soon as she gets it at work. She will get extremely excited in anticipation of what is inside and smash it everywhere. Her coworkers will see everything.

>> No.146177

post her nudes on b since this is a work safe board and link it here.

>> No.146178

fill it with pig blood. when she rage quits and smashes it blood will everywhere.

>> No.146179

>>146172
Forgot to mention that the photos will go to her second job. Requires a back ground check and security clearance.

>> No.146180

wow, that's absolutely devastating.

I hope you know 100% that she's been cheating on you, because there will be no way to piece together the wreckage from this breakup.

>> No.146185

>>146177
Cant do that just yet two of the IT pencil necks at her work she has friend zoned browse /b/ and would tell her in a second.
>>146180
Yes without a doubt 110%. Good friend works with the other guy (small world right?) and was at a work party, she show up hanging all over other guy and kissing him and shit. Friend casually asks how long theyve been dating and what not. Greatest part is other guy was a little drunk so was loose of the lips and was saying she thinks shes cheating on him (sluts gonna slut right?) with a guy names Anon (Me) cause he looked at her phone and saw we talk alot.

>> No.146188

And you'll cry when you find out this was a misunderstanding.

You mad, bro?

>> No.146194

>>146188
1/10
You are one or more of the following a shitty troll, pants on head retarded, or a mouth breather with the reading comprehension of a person with sydrome of a down.

And no, not in the least bit am I mad.

>> No.146196

Congrats bro. Ruin her life afterwards. Post contact info.

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>>146196
Am planning on it as this is just the beginning but will fuck it up immensely for her. Her second job is going to fire her and force her to pay back around 10k they spent on her clearance because she signed an agreement with a "blackmail clause" that entails any nude photographs can be used for blackmailing her to give up classified documents. Her Mom will get a wonderful card of her spreading her legs too.

As a side note anyone wishing to view the nudes will have to wait until around 1700 Eastern time. I will post them on /b/ and link here. Ill be using the same trip and will link to the thread.

Pic semi related but untrue.

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>>146200

>> No.146205

OP, you magnificient bastard!

It's great. One of the best valentines gifts I've heard of.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqOmktAp1QE

>> No.146212 [DELETED] 

>>146172
>I found out that for the past 3 months she has been seeing someone else

Do you have actual proof of this OP?
Like emails or photos of her kissing other dudes?

Also if she actually sent you photos of here naked, why not share them with us too.
after all you are already planning to ruin the girl's life.

>> No.146241

Someone tell me how to link to another thread and I will post some nudes there though, no face and tattoos obstructed.

>> No.146254

No one know how?

>> No.146255

Just make a thread in /b/ then select and copy the address in the address bar then post it here, that's the easiest thing you can do.

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146258

this is a fun side of diy lmao

>> No.146259

E.G. >>146255

Btw epic idea, but I'd like it better if the heart were filled with pics, then broken open around a bung of her friends/coworkers.

>> No.146263 [DELETED] 

>>146259
I like this thinking Ill do this and move the emails/faxes back like 10 minutes.

>> No.146264

>>146255

Ya that doesn't work faggot

>> No.146265

>>146259
I think Ill do this instead and move the faxes/emails back like 10 or 15 minutes.

Anyone out there know how to link to a thread?

>> No.146267

>>146259

The only problem with that though is she might not break it open in front of people she might want to wait, and that would make it gay.

>> No.146269

Going to go with the naked picture filling and move the emails/faxes back 15 minutes. I know her shes the type to bust it in front of everyone right away.

>> No.146270

<a>http://boards.4chan.org/diy/res/146172#146267</a>

Trying to make a link see if it works...

>> No.146271

It worked! Just put <a> before the address and </a> after it no spaces

>> No.146272

to link between boards

eg >>>/b/postnumber

>> No.146273

test
>>>diy146172

>> No.146274

OP, just google how to link across boards on 4chan. A link from 4chan itself should be one of the top things in the search.

>> No.146275

test number 2
>>>/diy/146172

>> No.146278

That works

>> No.146279

post the nudes already jesus christ. she better not be a landwhale

>> No.146280

awaiting delivrary

>> No.146285

>>146272
just do this

>> No.146287

OP, fill the heart idea guy here, personally I think getting her security clearance fucked is going a bit too far, that will fuck her up for life as far as having a job goes, but your call here of course. Also, this plan seems a bit thrown together, I would go with filling the heart and sending it to her work, put the note inside the heart too, and it would be epic if you have access to her email account and send nudes from her account to some dudes in her office, make it look like she wants to bang them or something... Just throwing ideas out there is all...

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>> No.146292

Sorry fucking flood detection.
>>>/b/380181782

>> No.146293

>>146292
+1 internets for delivery

>> No.146295

I say, good job on hittin' that, brah.

>> No.146302

Be careful OP, there's a small chance it could back fire.

>Pictures fly everywhere
>Everyone in the office sees them and are embarrassed
>However, as if from a manga, everyone slowly begins to react to the photos and start stripping
>Hedonistic sexual orgy ensues
>Your girlfriend enjoys it so much she wants to repay you with sex
>Mistakenly assuming it was your intention to trigger the gang bang, she brings the rest of the group
>They filter in to the room while your attention is focused on her sucking your cock
>Before you realize what's happening a man from her work grabs your ass cheeks
>Your carefully planned quest for revenge ends with you getting pounded in the ass from behind by a stranger from your girlfriend's office

IT COULD HAPPEN OP.

>> No.146305

>>146302
this guy came from /b/

>> No.146306

hey op,
uhhh... one more email address to add to that list:
thisisthepenismonster@gmail.com

hook an anon up

>> No.146307

>>146302
About as possible as a snow ball in hell. I live on the other side of the country. And after this all goes down Im not talking to her again and will never see her again.

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I think having all of the photos would be better if they were inside the heart (great idea, btw). Just have a note saying "I just want all your colleagues at work to know how special you are, so have a wack at this pinata I made for you and share your winnings around <3" It's a lot more shocking than everyone getting random texts/faxes/calls/ect. A lot less effort too, though I can understand the doubt if maybe she won't go through with bursting it open if she doesn't trust you. Maybe add some gravel in there to imitate lollies bouncing around in there?

Sorry your relationship turned out shit, OP. I recently broke off my engagement to a guy I'd been with for three years. I was cheated on, too and it fucking sucks. Our anniversary is Valentines Day. Please, delivar, and share that sweet tasty revenge, because I was too weak to take my own revenge when I had the chance.

>> No.146312

This is really elaborate and stupid. I maintain that the best way to get revenge on a cheating bitch is to let her know that you know, and then simple never talk to her again. No yelling, no arguing, not nothing. Disappear from her life. She will never get closure and it will drive her insane.

>> No.146314

>>146312

I dunno, a lot of them really are so shallow as to just forget about you and not care that you disappeared.

>> No.146315

>>146308
Im 100% going with the picture filling. And it will be no trouble and 99.99%(nothings ever unbacktraceable) untraceable to me. Already have a program written and installed on her computer at work.
>>146306
Dumping them all on /b/ afterwards and I dont think you want to be the one person not in her address book who gets them. Ill start a thread here and link to the one in /b/.

>> No.146317

>>146315

Potential problem OP: If you post these on /b/ after the fact and tell us how it went, there's just as much a chance of her /b/tard friends seeing her face in the thread and tracing it back to you as if you posted the pics now. They'll have your whole manifesto tying you right to the fiasco.

>> No.146318

>>146312
Elaborate yes, stupid well thats like your opinion man. Had already made plans with her for getting married not the biggest part though. Why Im doing all this is I was about to start the job Ive always wanted big pay lots of travel (wouldnt see her ever) and turned it down (she knows nothing of this) in order to be with her.

>> No.146319

>>146315
>99.99% untraceable to me
dude, you're practically telling her it was you and why you did it. Not saying you shouldn't do it. Just fuck not being traced. Noone will give a fuck anyway.

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You're a 100% sure she cheated? How did you find out, OP?

>> No.146325

>>146318

You didn't mention that. Fuck yeah OP, bring her down.

>> No.146326

>>146319
>>146317
Obviously shes going to know it was me but it would be next to impossible to prove in court if she were to take that route.

>> No.146327

>>146324

Read the thread, brah.

>>146185

>> No.146330

>>146326

I suppose that's true. Text on the internet doesn't equal proof in court. Still, the US Justice System fucking sucks, I wouldn't depend on it not fucking you over somehow.

>> No.146335

>>146330
Yes it does but having grown up with an awesome lawer(whos represents you for free)sure doesnt . And considering the fact she doesnt have the kind of money to take this to court makes it even better.

>> No.146336

Well, I'm off. Best of luck OP, if this really goes down I look forward to the dump.

>> No.146337

Could possibly be sued. May want to be a little more subtle.

>> No.146339

>>146335
>>146337

No way, he's got a friend with mad lawyer skillz.

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>>146335
>>146337
>>146337

Lol, nvm. Just make sure she doesn't decide to take it to like... Judge Judy or the mexican on People's Court.

Let her get a lesson she's sure to keep close to... heart.

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>>146341

>Close to...heart.

>> No.146345

>pictures she's only sent to you
>untraceable back to OP

Uh. I think that this would actually stand up in court. Does she have nudes on her computer that you could send around, instead?

>> No.146346

>>146345
he could just say someone hack his computer. judges are dumb these days.

>> No.146348

>>146346
blame it ebaums/9gag

>> No.146352

>>146348
Tempting...
>>146345
Can she prove shes only sent them to me, nope.jpg

Already have had some legal consultation on this (even posting this nonsense here) and unless she gets Johnny fucking Cochran to do his Chewbaca defense she has no hope other than wasting monies.

>> No.146353

>>146352

Never underestimate the power of a pissed off hot bitch.

But I love this, oh man. Bitch deserves it.

"What are you saying? Things I do have consequences? NO ONE EVER TOLD ME."

>> No.146368

op is going to jailllllllllll

over a whore no less

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146376

>DAT BREAKUP

TOTAL ANNIHILATION

>> No.146379

Can we have at least non nude picture of her?

>> No.146383

the link 404'd bro.

wat do? i need to see this.

>> No.146386

>blah blah but legal system?!
Seriously guys, it's not often that such a fine specimen comes to chans as OP. It's obvious that he has his bases covered.

I am looking forward to this. I'd love to see her face when the realisation sinks in

>> No.146392

OP report back.

Deliver the goods.

>> No.146420

>dat thread
all of my lol
Also bumping the thread for OP to deliver nudes

>> No.146433

Fuck yes, OP! destroy this dishonest cuntwhore
She gives the rest of us a bad name

>> No.146437

>>146433

Rest of us? You mean, like 50% or something?
And no, I'm not being misogynist.

>> No.146449

Put all the pictures in a rar and up it to mediafire.

>> No.146452

>>146176

This. Especially since then it's her own actions that led to everyone seeing the photos.

>> No.146453

>>146352

Borrow her phone and send the nudes to her new boyfriend, then frame him for it.

>> No.146459

slowclap.mkv

I have a huge justice boner right now, thanks OP.

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146463

Too bad u can't get nudes printed on those custom M&Ms. Maybe print them on wrapper like paper then wrap some candy in them, that would be sweet. Pic cheating-whore related

>> No.146498

fill it with bees

>> No.146511

just as an aside, OP better hope like hell his soon-to-be-ex-gf doesn't have a lawyer on speed-dial.
There's all sorts of liability and privacy breaks here that can spell a HUGE payout for the ex.

A better idea may be to start a fire, intimate to the soon-to-be ex that all her stuff is in the fire (but it's really hidden otherplace in a box), wait for her to go apeshit, then call the cops. "She just went off. I don't know what's going on. I told her I was breaking up with her because she's cheated on me. She went off. Oh...Here's her 'stuff', she'll want that."
She'll be arrested, OP will be rid of her crap and he's golden.
There are better ways.

>> No.146516

No wonder she cheated on you; you're fucking demented.

>> No.146519

OP is gonna get sued for harassment or defamation of character. You're gonna get popped for at least 200k and some jail time.

>> No.146520

>>146519
At least if he goes to jail he'll be taken out of the gene pool for a decent amount of time. If my ex stalked me like this he'd get a lot worse than sued.

>> No.146523

>>146520
mad cunt detected.

If you gave up a well paying job to spend the rest of your life with someone, and then found out they were a cheating bitch, would you be upset?

Fuck off. OP, you are winrar.

>> No.146524

>>146523
Except I would never give up a job to live with someone I couldn't satisfy. If I did I'd realize I'm a moron and should try to save face by not acting like an 8 year-old. Oops.

>> No.146530

OP is a child and terribly beta, no wonder he can't keep a girlfriend.

>> No.146532

>>146524
You have got to be trolling. 0/10

As if he is supposed to know his GF is a cock hungry whore.

She could have had the decency to break up with him before seeking another man.

Oh wait female decency doesn't exist anymore, does it?

>> No.146558

inb4 Op gets sued for libel

>> No.147645

bump for more ideas

>> No.147653

Popcicle stick change holder, last year i got bombed off of saki bombs with my girlfriend and we both took turns puking our asses off the whole way home lolol

>> No.147700

>>147645

ffs, if you do the pics in the pinata idea.. be sure to LAMINATE them so they cant be torn up/crumpled on sight

>> No.147703

>>147700
do this OP

>> No.147705
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147705

Mfw this thread is still going

>> No.147710

Can we at least have her name so we can harass her on facebook? OP is such a boss.

>> No.147728

>>147705
Welcome to /diy/. How's your 2 day stay been so far?

>> No.147803

why not send the emails of her photos from an internet cafe? not traceable back to you, especially if said net cafe has no cctv

>> No.148304

>>147728
Magical

>> No.148876

2 days! *giddy schoolgirl*

>> No.149129

Flamin bag of poo.

>> No.149151

>>146172
Enjoy when she rapes your ass in court.

>> No.149605

hopefully OP will deliver

>> No.149654

>>149605
ITT angry cunts
So when a guy cheats its his fault and when a girl cheats its his fault too? Fuck that, if she's not happy leave him and THEN see other people. Dumb cunts Im glad you bleed 3 months outta the year. OP youre a champ, too bad you cant just take a 9 iron to her face...

>> No.149656

>>149605
sorry, didnt mean to link you
>>149654

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>>149654
>when a guy cheats its his fault and when a girl cheats its his fault too
Wut?

>> No.149752

>>149737
see
>>146524
>I would never give up a job to live with someone I couldn't satisfy
shes saying she cheated because he couldnt satisfy her

>> No.149943

So you gunna deliver Op? Tomorrow's the big day!

>> No.149980

>>146178
This, and note

>> No.150340

>>149980
today is the big day OP i cant fucking wait for the deliver! what time will it be just to keep an eye in the thread

>> No.150365

bumping thread waiting for op to deliver

>> No.150381

OP you took the photos on your camera, they are your photos, you can send your photo to anyone you want. Make sure to include a message with the photo, how about

have you seen mah lost kitteh, if found please return to pound!

is only libel or what ever if you lie, a photo can't be libel unless it's fake.

>> No.150430

bump, when will OP deliver

are americans at work right now?

>> No.150448

>>150430
Yes, American's are at work.
The magic could be happening as we speak...

>> No.150454

I'm so happy I've come onto /diy/ today! You're great, OP.

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150455

>>146172
bamp for great justice

>> No.150457

OP where dose nudes

>> No.150460

hope OP wont go back on his words!

>> No.150464

freaking west cost, when are you going to wake up and start working? we want what you promised us

>> No.150474

op, that's pretty shitty man. makes you look rather childish and possibly insane. haven't read the thread but hopefully you see this!

>> No.150493

>>150457
get back to /b/ you motherfucking pre pubescent little boy.

>> No.150526

I have no idea how busy /diy/ gets, but I'm not letting this 404 on me.

no way

>> No.150541

>>150526
its sloooooooooow, no worries

>> No.150546

OP giving a quick status report as Im currently working. Lets just say she is not happy. Will report moar later.

>> No.150549

>>150546
cant wait

>> No.150558

>>150546
imagine
>she smash the heart into the window
>her face
>???
>lulz
post how you imagen her face

>> No.150575

>>146352

I hope you're behind a proxy or a VPN then nigga.

>> No.150598

>>150546
can this be archived ?
So i can read this later? (tomorrow, Eurofag)

>> No.150601

Is it against the send nude photos of her?

>> No.150608

>>150598
yeah it is probably in the 4th page of diy tomorrow unless it gets 404 this will be like 4th day or so.. so.. who knows, and probably the pics in /b/ get 404 in like no time

>> No.150611

>>150598
Worry not, /diy/ is slow enough for this thread to last a week, even if it gets enough posts to start autosaging.

>> No.150623

>>150598
here you go http://archive.installgentoo.net/diy/thread/146172#p146172

>> No.150626

This made my valentines day, OP. Congratulations, that cunt had it coming.

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I finish work at eight tonight...I expect OP to delivar by that time.

>> No.150635

>>150623
Is there a way to email the mods? There's Yotsuba Archivers for a bunch of other boards too but emailing moot got me no response. Those links should all be added to each board's stickies.

>> No.150641

>>150635
>adding more traffic to our fragile archives just because someone can't lurk moar
No, that's a shitty idea.

>> No.150648

>>150623
You could always put it on chanarchive(dot)org.

>> No.150663

so where are the nudes. fuck work safe, repost them here

>> No.150666

>>146172

>"A pinata and without candy, what gives Anon?"
>"Ahh glad you asked Anon."

sorry to not add anything relevant to the convo, and i havent read the thread at all, but op clearly is not an anon, he has a trip and everything.

>> No.150666,1 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

>>150666
dem trips

>> No.150669

>>150666
dem trips

>> No.150675

>>150666
Likely due to the sensitive nature of this topic so that we might know that he is a particular anon.

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>>150666
You can hardly criticise him for having a trip when you have three of them.

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>>150677

>> No.150706

>>146200

Why do that to her mother? Sending a picture will hurt her more than the daughter. Leave her out of it imo.

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>>150706
What he said.

>> No.150731

have fun getting dragged in front of court OP

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>>150706
Although, proper parenting would have prevented situations where she is a complete whoreslut from happening.

>> No.150740

>>150666
OP is using a trip code in the only acceptable way: To keep someone else from hijacking his thread and shitting it up.

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>>150733

Blaming parents for their adult offspring's actions? Really?

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>>150741
All general knowledge of what's right and wrong comes from a very young age. From the age of 0 to about 12 lots of information is absorbed like a sponge just by observation and repeating whatever you see.

>> No.150803

bump for results

>> No.150846

bump op better fucking deliver and tell us what happened

>> No.150870

>Like a good girl friend should she has sent me a mountain of naked photos via email and phone.
You yourself like her to be a slut. I don't see the problem in seeing someone else.

>> No.150876

>>150870
Now that's just dumb. Everyone knows the best girlfriend is a 'lady on the street but a freak in the bed'. He wants her to be his little slut, not everyone's.

Also, 90% chance OP is in jail for some trumped up bullshit right now. Never underestimate a woman's ability to play victim.

>> No.150899

Bump
CaptchaL thisact iscrazy

>> No.150906

OP here finally. Apologies for taking so long to post the results got held up at work. Anyways so everything went according to plan what I am about to tell you is texts from her and from her friends.

1100ish Pinata arrived via courier, coworkers insist she bust the thing in common area. As soon as the thing breaks open naked pictures, naked pictures everywhere. She runs into the bathroom crying, shes in there for about 15 minutes before she leaves work.

1130ish She calls me and I tell her Im busy with work. I get a text asking why I did it. I replied back that I had no idea what shes talking about and ask her to elaborate. She replies giving details of the event, I tell her I have no idea what shes talking about but maybe she should ask Anon (the other guy). She doesnt say anything back.

1330 Faxes and emails begin flooding into her second job which she is now at. She gets a call from her boss saying he needs to see her. On the way to his office a coworker stops her and shows her the email. She has a total fucking melt down and begins crying hysterically and runs to the break room and locks the door. Her boss unlocks it and goes in and tells her to go home and take a 3 day break.

Cont...

>> No.150907

>>150906
Oh god, this is fucking great

>> No.150914 [DELETED] 

kudos op, now I have something to look forward to, today lol. carry on.

>> No.150917

>>150906

> 1330 Faxes and emails begin flooding into her second job which she is now at. She gets a call from her boss saying he needs to see her. On the way to his office a coworker stops her and shows her the email. She has a total fucking melt down and begins crying hysterically and runs to the break room and locks the door. Her boss unlocks it and goes in and tells her to go home and take a 3 day break.

How would you know every little thing that happened at her job at that hour? I feel OP wimped out and introduced us to a great world of his imagination.

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1400 She gets home and calls me sobbing asking why, I still tell her I didnt do it and to ask Anon (the other guy) again. She says that she has no idea what Im talking about and I tell her Anon, the guy who works with FriendAnon (friend who told me originally about other guy). She finally confesses she has been seeing someone else and when asked why she says she doesnt know. I still deny any part in the incident, she says if she could she would have never started dating the other guy and that she loves me, I hang up and send pic related to her. This absolutely does it and sends her over the edge she calls her friend and tells her shes having trouble breathing.

1410 Friend arrives takes her to the hospital.

1440ish Friend calls me and tells me Im an asshole and other colorful names. She goes on to relate that my ex is having a nervous break down and was admitted to the ER and placed on sedatives and oxygen. She also tells me that my ex's boss left her a voicemail saying that when she can she needs to come in and begin her companies separation paper work.

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>>150906
Here's a cute Owl from the Owl Gods as reward for your great doings, Great Sir.

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>>150918
Justice is sweet.

>> No.150922

>>150917
If you had read you would have seen that a program was used to do this and was schedules to initiate at 1330 when she had been at work for around half an hour.

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>>150917

OP would know when emails and faxes were flooding her other job because he is the one sending them.

Previous to this 1100ish and 1130ish are estimates. OP would know when he got a phone call, as far as the exact events it isn't unlikely the girlfriend complained to him about what happened or a friend from her office reported. Also see
>She replies giving details of the event

Bropaw for you, OP.
Tell us the rest of the story!

>> No.150926

>>150918
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

Good for you Op. I ahve no idea if your lying, but holy shit, that just made my fucking valentines day

Are you afraid this will backfire in anyway?

Also, SOMEBODY SCREEEEEEENNNNNN CAPPPPPP THISSSSSSS

>> No.150927

>>150926
I will once we get to the end of story tiem

>> No.150929

>>150922

Ok you sent emails to her 2nd job, I don't question that. how would you know who stopped her on the way to the boss and other bs related

>> No.150931

>>150929
Read.

>She replies giving details of the event

>> No.150934

>>150927
End of story, nothing else really to tell. After I got off work I met up with my friend who wrote the email program for me and bought a few rounds for us.

I would like to dedicate this though to all the forever alone out there and all the men and women who have been cheated on but never did anything about it.

>> No.150938

>>150934
Could you repost nudes?

>> No.150943

>>150931

I've read that. Read my post again and try to understand. About 1130 she calls him and tells him what happened at the FIRST job. 2 hours later all that shit happens in the SECOND job and he appears to know every little detail at the second job. I try to be an optimist but this just reeks

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>>150934
all internets to you OP. now start a thread on b and posts the nudes again. this time with face!

>> No.150953

guys /diy/ is the best board. youve told us how to get sweet, cold revenge, now tell us how to make the pinata.

>> No.150954

>>150938
second this good sir, I missed out on them last time as well.

>> No.150955

>>150948
Nudes were posted? Link to alternate thread please (when created appropriately).

>> No.150956

>>150955
they were posted last week on b

>> No.150961

I guess if it's not too much trouble if someone has them saved to zip em up and upload to some filehosting site, many thanks good sirs/op.

>> No.150964

So, I've been casually hitting up /b/ since 04-05
Today I strayed and for the first time ever decided to visit another board. Which one to pick? I like doing shit myself, /diy/ is a good choice. First thread I see/have seen yet?

This one.

Never going back to /b/ again (except maybe for the aforementioned nudes)

>> No.150965

>>150918
And I hope she spreads your name to the press for slander and sues your ass.

Seriously, if anything, this just makes you the lesser person.

>> No.150966

>>150965
Defamation—also called calumny, vilification, traducement, slander (for transitory statements), and libel (for written, broadcast, or otherwise published words)—is the communication of a statement that makes a claim, expressly stated or implied to be factual, that may give an individual, business, product, group, government, or nation a negative image. This can be also any disparaging statement made by one person about another, which is communicated or published. It is usually a requirement that this claim be false and that the publication is communicated to someone other than the person defamed (the claimant).

Read that last sentence until you figure out why that was a stupid statement.

>> No.150991

What >>150943 said.
>She gets a call from her boss saying he needs to see her. On the way to his office a coworker stops her and shows her the email. She has a total fucking melt down and begins crying hysterically and runs to the break room and locks the door. Her boss unlocks it and goes in and tells her to go home and take a 3 day break.
How do you know this?

>> No.150993

>>150991
she told him cuz bitches have big mouths

>> No.150995

>>150991
they spoke at some length regarding the entire exchange after the fact you idiot whats so complicated

>> No.151008

>>150995

I'm sure she would share all the juicy details with him so he can admire and celebrate the victory of his devilish plan, especially when she's mad at him.

>> No.151011

>>151008
shes blonde

>> No.151012
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Done

>> No.151015

>>151012
Needs nudes.

>> No.151018

>>151015
Add them yourself, I never got to see them.

>> No.151020

>>151018
Me neither.
Someone should post them again.

>> No.151021

>>146172
Nice fake story brah. If this fantasy helps you though Valentines day, then it has been worth it.

>> No.151024

timestamp with text messages from ex to prove yourself op

>> No.151025

>>151021
You know, I don't care if this is real or not. It's a great work of fiction if fake.

>> No.151032

>>151025
No it's not. It's pretty average beta fantasy of "getting back at a girl" and filled OP samefagging himself about how "cool" it is even though there's absolutely no evidence at all. It then suffers from too much detail syndrome that liars can't seem to stop doing. There's details in the "report" that he couldn't know at all.

All in all, kiddy fare.

>> No.151035

>>151032

Yup

Most likely the images of the nude set of "OP'S EX" don't exist. I mean come on, they were posted on /b/, but not in the original thread?

>> No.151038

>>151035
diy is work safe board
OP posted here
>>146292
thread 404

>> No.151039

>>151032
easily could have oh you know TALKED about it

>>151035
>not in the original thread?

nsfw stuff in a no nsfw board god youre retarded

>> No.151140

Repost nudes or post link to zip please OP?

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wow such a cool story op lol you're the fucking legion xD
this is what 4chan is all about!! being random ^^ and fucking shit up :D
because we are anonymous, we do not forgive, we DO NOT FORGET xD
makes my oldfag heart cry with pride
cool story bro fuck that whore what a CUMdumpster^^

>> No.151182

we want the pictures where are they posted?
how can we get to see them now that the /b/ page is 404?

>> No.151824

OP is probably in jail

>> No.151829

re-up of the pics anyone? please and thanks.

>> No.152036

OP only partly delivered, he was supposed to post uncensored pics... I'd say he's in jail now

>> No.152091

>>150966
In this story, OP sent the emails to "everyone in her workplace" and "faxes start coming in". That qualifies as "other people".

Oh, by the way, the courts treat email as being worse than on print because emails can be infinitely forwarded :D

Personal injury suits in commonwealth nations are no win no fee. OP's ex doesn't even have to pay a single cent to rape OP in court. :D :D :D

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152113

>one heart broken
>one life ruined

Yep. Sounds like a manchild alright. OP, if this is true I hope you enjoy your ass getting raped. I think this could even get you jail time.

>> No.152131

So many people in this thread think they are white knights. I know many of you are probably 8 years old and think girls are the coolest things ever but one day you will learn that there are a lot of them out there that need this and more. It's a life changing experience for them and it will only do them good. The same sort of thing should also happen with a lot of guys. Go white knight on b/ Op good move.

>> No.152136

>>152131
you know what's more infantile than whiteknighting?
Misogyny.

>> No.152137

>>152131
Whiteknighting? We're being realistics. OP can go to jail easily enough. And it's not a 100$ bail. It could be years or even a thousands of dollars if there's some kind settling.

>> No.152293

>>152091
>It is usually a requirement that this claim be false and that the publication is communicated to someone other than the person defamed (the claimant).
>requirement that this claim be false and that the publication is communicated
>claim be false

>> No.152314

>>146463
That's an old story/joke, no marine ever did that.

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152317

OP, why are you going to ruin the bitch's life like this? Because you were to beta to keep her?

>> No.152332

>>152317
did you not read the thread? the deed's been done.

>> No.152498

Bump for nudes

>> No.152503

>>152314
do you know every marine ever?

>> No.152539

This is not about women. This is about a specific subset of people, both male and female though more common in females I must admit. They are promiscuous though they claim to love each and every one of their partners.

>> No.152552

>>152539
Absolutely true, which is why I find it hard to pity the chick. I have a friend, male, who does this kind of shit. He will probably be the cause of many failed relationships of the women he's mentally molested. I would laugh heartily if something like this happened to him, have to admit.

>> No.152562

yeah, it's totally okay to ruin her professional life because she cheated on you.
way to be a total tool

>> No.152582

I love you, OP. Great work. Hopefully other people will see this and know how to fuck shit up.

Also, I missed the nudes. Can anyone put up a thread on /b/ really quick?

>> No.152612

I love you OP, half of the bawl baby beta fa­ggots here saying otherwise are little doormats for little lady feet. <3

>> No.152616

OP's ex's job.

http://whidbeycrosswind.com/

>> No.152635

OP belongs in jail. His broken heart is worth completely ruining her prospects for any job with a higher security clearance than flipping burgers at McD's? I get that it hurt you, but this is way out of proportion--proper response level would have been to send the pinata to the other guy's house, pretending it was from her but revealing it's from her boyfriend. Do you even see the difference between these options? If she didn't cause damage to your finances/quality of life, you've got no business doing it to her.

>> No.152636

Damn son. You are creative as fuaaaark

>> No.152637

>>146172
This is ballin

>> No.152638

>>152635
Not really. Cheating an betraying someone you are suppose to loves trust is a pretty fucking big deal. Bigger than the shit job she is at. It won't ruin her, and if she is the least bit sensible she can still keep it together at work. Op doing nothing wrong.
This isn't coming out of a place of male privledge. I'm female, I'm majoring in women studies. This seems tots ballin.

>> No.152662

>>152638
>This isn't coming out of a place of male privledge. I'm female, I'm majoring in women studies. This seems tots ballin.

No, I don't think so. I wouldn't approve even if this were a woman doing it to a man, but to me, it's typical of a man thinking that he can do more damage than she did (and yes, heartbreak is less damage than financial ruination) because she is a bitchwhoreslut. You use terms that I don't think you believe in--to acknowledge that men have a privileged position over women, you have to be aware that what he's attacking isn't just her emotions, as she damaged his, but her social standing and worth as a person. Her sex life has literally no bearing whatsoever on her career (unless she's banging her way to the top), but by creating this mess for her, he's permanently linked her worth with tawdry sex issues in the minds of all of her coworkers, which will follow her not only through references but also in the minds of any of her peers; if she ever works with any of them in any capacity again, that's the first and most memorable thing they're going to recognize in her. It's the way the human mind works: she could have been the best person at her job in the history of the company, but when she runs into these coworkers five years down the line, even if she's just delivering the catered lunch, she's still the slut whose angry/jealous ex covered the whole place with her nudes. That's especially unfair when, five years down the line, OP might well have another girlfriend or even a wife (though I hope not--OP is an abusive loser who deserves to be foreveralone until he learns how not to be one). What she did was terrible, and hurtful, and she deserved some form of retribution for that. I won't argue that--but it should be just, not ridiculously unbalanced. What OP did was overkill, and he punished her way more severely than was appropriate.

>> No.152791

>>152638
no. you ignorant troll.

>> No.152801

The funny thing is that the OP is quite likely to cheat on someone at some point. Same with all the guys ITT who say that he did the right thing. This isn't to say that it's because he's a bad person, but because cheating is very fucking common.

It would be interesting to see his reaction when some rabid bitch does her best to destroy his life.

>> No.152972

Wow, everyone here that thinks this is overkill, unacceptable, etc etc, has clearly never been in a serious relationship and made major sacrifices for someone you love and plan to spend the rest of your life with. Having been in plenty of relationships, been used a million times, been hurt a million times, and I've seen the horrible ways people can treat each other, if everyone stepped up and gave people what they deserve the world would be a better place. When stupid people do stupid things that they already know will hurt others, they need to be hurt back. Eye for an eye principle would actually make the world a better place to live. STFU and stop being a bunch of pussy ass bitches. Fucking faggot nigger vagina penis mod fuckers <<<4 the lulz

>> No.152990

Revenge is pathetic. It shows how weak you are to everyone. You might as well scream from the rooftops that you are unable to define your self worth outside of the actions of another human being.

>> No.152997

I support the actions of OP.

>> No.153010

I feel like I'm part of a great thing

>> No.153288

And through all of this there are still no pics of said cheater.
Although i do understand the white knights might want to track you down if you did post her picture.

>> No.153308

>>149654
It IS his fault either way. He should be able to keep her no matter what. My husband knows better than to cheat.

>> No.153310

>>153308
you ever hear of personal responsibility? or restraint?

Probably not, you can't even grasp the concept of a person having free will.

>> No.153316

>>153310
I don't see what that has to do with anything. OP's girlfriend found something better, she's a lucky girl. Or was. Until OP let his ego consume him, like men commonly do.

>> No.153322

>>153316
thats find that she found something better, then she should've told OP that its over to pursue the something better, not string him along to leech off the man.

>> No.153323

>>153322
fine*

>> No.153472

>>153322
Except that I suspect this jackwagon would have done what he did however she left him. It clearly took a lot of preemptive planning from when the relationship was "healthy", though I doubt any relationship between OP and anyone other than his own hand is going to be all that healthy.