/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Femanon here. Could you post a picture of the book? <3

Another femanon here
Show us your book senpai

>>1308594
>cringey fedora speak
>"i have no tools or skills and can't google"
>not even an actual question, just announcing that he's too retarded to build a wooden box.

well good luck op you faggot.

>>1308617
So it needs to be a box?

>>1308594
Femanon here and I am deeply hurt

>>1308594
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>>1308614
10 quatloos says you're a dude and samefag

>>1308640
I raise this to 15, and think that OP is actually some sort of chatbot designed to shitpost!

>>1308640
You're half right

>>1308684
So you're a samefagging tranny?

Forget the wood, store it in a shipping container

>>1308594
>how do i scrapbook
>femanons need not apply

since when is Clint Eastwood a faggot?

>>1308594
>a book
just wrap it in clear packing tape or maybe burn it.
anyone want to start an ol fashioned book burning?

>>1308594
wait...people still read books?

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>>1308684
Go home whiteknight tumblrino.

>>1308700
This but protect it from rust with a shot of black.

>>1309174
This but pack it with imitation crab meat to retain proper moisture levels

>>1309174
>a shot of black.

shot of black is a unique /diy/ meme in that it's probably the only one that derives from reality.

i guess it was the combination of "shot" and "black" that stimulated so many almonds.

at any rate, as the original shot of black non-ironic poster, I fucking love it.

>>1308594
I bet you're a real hit with the ladies. You have a way with words.

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>>1308639
Malanon here. Could you post a picture of your boobs or gtfo?

>>1309443
Go fuck yourself dumb niggerposter. And take your shitty forced meme with you.

The only reason it cover better it's because the paint stops being pure white, which makes it non-professional and useless. Fuck your "hobbist money saving trixx". I'd rather do more coats with proper white paint.

>>1308594
I think making it out of pallets would be cool. Pallets are just laying around and nobody ever thinks to use them! Make your book holder (also known as a book shelf in a merica) from recycled, or as I say up-cycled woods that have been soaked in Tide detergent! It will keep the book smelling real nice.
I hope its the bible god bless

>>1308640

20 sais you don’t understand satire.

>>1311048
It's not even satire, just a joke. Got a couple (You)s though.

>>1310096
the amount of times i've had clients bitch about ultra white being to bright leads me to believe it's not professional either.

>>1311595
Your clients can't handle the white, son.

>>1308594
When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk!

>>1311031
Tide shill please go. I make upcycled single-book display cases all the time and I just use regular store brand detergent. There's no difference and it's much cheaper.

>>1308594
>Hello gentlement - I say gentlemen

No, you said gentlement