/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1292903
Throw it in the trash

>>1292903
Hey guys I bought a car, where should I drive?

>>1292903
>buying something without knowing why you need it?

Are you 5 years old?

>>1292903
shove it up your ass

>>1292903
You made the right choice buying one of these, OP, but made the wrong choice asking for help on here.
Try instructables or reddit.

>>1292903
salvage and recycle the gold

>>1292984

This. You'll be a cyborg.

>>1292903

buy a shipping container. use it to make a nice doorbell for it. also make yourself a pallet deck for your shipping container

>>1292984
this sfw board. no sex toy allowed

>>1293014
confirmed. I love my new asspi.

>>1292903
Only thing I use mine for is octoprint so I don’t have to sit next to my 3d printer while it prints for fucking hours (and it’s not too loud but just loud enough to get annoying)

>>1292903
Stick it up your bumhole.

>>1292903
I use mine as a very basic DMX lighting interface.
You could also use it as a vintage gaming console emulator. Play some NES in your living room, without actually owning an NES.

>>1292903

build a small hydroponics set up with it as the brains. A friend of mine uses his as a plex server and lets people stream movies off of network storage from his house.

>>1293407
The fuck. I came here to post this.

Make a growbox and use that shit for brains op!

>>1292984
Give me the sauce

>>1292903
Modbus/tcp master, start automating your house functions

>>1292903
burn it and sell for metals
also this

https:// panel.marketagent. com/ Register/Account/ NewRegistration/en-US?RefUID=1326713" target=

>>1293407
>using plex for that

sad days people are so idiotic

>>1293412
I've grown various plants with the pi for years. works good in shitty environments

>>1292903
>search GitHub.com :: pi-hole
this + external HDD on usb and mini "NAS" server for backup or whatever, plugin in directrly to router with LAN cable.

Install Pi-Hole and use it as a nameserver to get rid of ads on the net.

https://pi-hole.net/
curl -sSL https://install.pi-hole.net | bash

Best i've ever done.

>>1294238
And what would you use plex for?

>>1294324
filling a trash can

put it in your pooper en post pics.

Install Kodi and use it as a Media Center.

>>1292903
>Bought one of these. What should I do with it?

post it to me, i need one but im too poor to afford one

Put it on a shelf to collect dust like 80% of all pi owners do.

>>1292903
Stuff it in your windpipe

>>1294243
>Mini NAS server

>USB2.0
>No gigabit
>USB and ethernet share the same bus

You are a fucking imbecile.

>>1295231
This.

Source: I own a pi

>>1295231
First, use your 3D printer to make a case for it, then put it on the shelf to collect dust. Right next to the 3D printer collecting dust.

Hipsters.

Emulate SNES, GBA, Genesis games with Retropi
Collect network uptime / latency statistics 24/7
Home security cam / intercom
3D printer host
Tunnel into home LAN
Robot controller w/ ROS

>>1292903
Lakka. I recommend it over RetroPie because it takes fewer resources to run. Toss it an some controllers in a box and its a great bit of entertainment on the road in hotels.

>>1295586
But I use both.

>>1295288
there is gpio hat for real ethernet, its possible

>>1295290
Me too ):

>>1295644
>gpio hat for real ethernet
>real
>gpio
Yeah no. I see no differential lines on that header. Maybe over the HDMI... but i doubt that the support is there.

>>1293407
>build a small hydroponics set up with it as the brains.
>>1293412
>Make a growbox and use that shit for brains op!
>>1294238
>I've grown various plants with the pi for years. works good in shitty environments
Please post more on this.

>>1292903
Learn to program, like it was fucking designed for.

>>1293446
gunnm mars chronicles

>>1294265
This.

But the crétins on this board have no idea.

>>1294265
>>1296007
run it locally on your PC...

>>1292903

I use the one at work to play dungeon crawl :D

>>1292904
fpbp

>>1295874
What kind of stuff do you want?

>>1296586
>>1295874
https://imgur.com/a/aerdb
well here's all of the pics I have taken
I don't take pics often at all... you're welcome to ask anything though

I control lights & fully automated systems. I've got it to the point where the people just refill containers of concentrate every few months.. if they want it that automated.

>>1296586
>wire nuts

>>1296642
that was in 2015 when the thing kept breaking and I had to take it out
I got it sorted and nicer as you see in the album under it. I have several of these boxes at different places

>>1296586
what does it do?

>>1296651
controls the pump and tank systems in the other pics. automatically starts feed mixing every 4 days , automatically waters every 2 days, x amount on every plant.

Runs like:
day 1 water, day 2 nothing, day 3 water, day 4 feed, repeat forever

this also auto fills the big tank which is water and ph leveling storage.. which drains into smaller tank on those days.
The smaller tank has feed mixed if you add it every 4 days ofc. The water stops the night before at midnight and mixing system starts at 9AM so plenty of time to add it.

>>1296124
You're a fool. And obviously a gnu fag.

>>1296649
But wouldn't ferrules and WAGO terminals be much nicer?

>>1296919
Sure.. but I just use straight wire and solder it now so..

>>1292903
Download retropie, the retrogame script, and put it in one of these!

>>1292904

>>1297000
Oh neat, it's a Chinese plug-n-play but double the price.