/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1287008
Dig hole, put seacan in hole (with you inside to check for leaks) then put dirt on top again. Ez

Re-enforce it with some wooden pallets and line it with crab meat and you'll be good to go OP

>>1287008
under the sea floor is too much pressure.
Try under a lake, yeah?

Not built for inward pressure from soil. Bad idea.

>>1287112
Lay it down sideways
Problem solved

>>1287008
How deep is the water there? Need to know the pressure so I can tell you how to proper reinforce it. Also building an entrance will take some work.

>>1287134
>Also building an entrance will take some work.

but once you are inside it would be comfy, especially if OP paints the trim with a nice white trim paint.

I always have trouble with trim paint. I buy the expensive Valspar top-of-the-line but it never covers very well. I guess I'll never have children.

>>1287008
Build a cofferdam, pump out water, dig hole at bottom and insert your steel casket.

>>1287290
Actually I barely looked at that picture before posting.

Just wait for low tide.

>>1287122
>problem solved

>>1287008
hey can the next shipping container thread be about making a hacker hideout in a volcano

can we have dr. evil pictures and everything

>>1287287
See, if you had just added a spot of black, it would have been fine...

>>1287377
>a spot of black

son I am ashame.

>>1287008
You'll get crabs!!!

OP here.
I googled about >>1287112 and it looks like shipping containers don't like a lot of pressure on the outside of them. So....new idea.

How about I put a bunch of sand and water on the INSIDE of the shipping container, then I bring my girl to the OUTSIDE of the container? You guys see any problems with that?

Imma get laid!

Everyone who wants to bury a container under water should do so! Follow your dreams and ignore the haters. Your initiative will be rewarded with success!

Numerous containers survived direct hits from 30mm A-10 "Warthog" cannon during the Iraq war. The springy corrugations dissipate energy and the projos bounce off. The immortal Corten steel shells last centuries even without paint, which is only decorative. The US Navy has a fleet of containers at the bottom of the Marianas trench where they dock submarines made from containers for underwater replenishment. Hawaii successfully used lava flow to encase containers to make attractive tourist lodges. Transatmospheric scramjet powered containers have been developed into launch platforms for smaller containers to be used in the post-Brexit EU space containerstation. North Korea replaced their old dug shelters under mountains with containers painted like mountains. (The insides are painted with cute anime characters to boost morale.) Elon Musk prototyped an electric container to replace the Tesla since the container is more aesthetically appealing than the car and has a lot more battery room. The mayor of Detroit has decided to replace his decaying city with containers. The old buildings will be demolished and the rubble hauled off in other containers, loaded onto rafts made of containers, and shipped to China via the St. Lawrence seaway where it will be ground up and the metal residue used to make more containers. US Navy SEALS stealthily infiltrate enemy ports using containers cunningly disguised as containers. Israel is solving the Palestinian problem by storing them in containers. (Germany tried to solve the Jewish problem using wooden freight cars, but the container hadn't been invented yet.) Donald Trumps border wall will be easily affordable if built from containers. Any Beaners who slip in by other routes can be detained in containers then trucked to Beanland where containers will be donated as housing.

>>1287508
Build a giant fish tank and put the container inside, that will protect it from the deep pressure and as a bonus you'll have a nice view

isn't it easier to dig from under your bed down to below the sea floor?

>>1287617
What's this supposed to be?

>>1287772
A loo for your poo

>>1287845
>>1287772
>>not just shitting next to your desk for maximum immune system gains

>>1287845
how would i go about designing a U bend so when i flush the toilet from beneath the sea it just flushes straight into the ocean?

>>1288009
You add a check valve with a responsive flapper made from HDPE water bottles compressed into billet by exposure to the singularity of retardation created by spoonfeed posts.

>>1287122
nah mate you just gotta cut it apart and weld it inside out because if you reverse the panels the pressure would be reversed.

Found the exact internal/external size of the "20’ x 8’ Insulated ISO Cargo Container Double Doors One End".

Now planning the interiors (19'1" x 7'4" x 7'4") with Sweethome3D.

>>1288338
A 40 will cost about the same so unless you specifically require a 20 due to space or codes I suggest a 40' High Cube which I use if you actually build one. You can't get 20' High Cubes that I know of, though you could shorten a 40 easily enough if you wanted the considerable extra interior height. Only hassle would be cutting the bottom but that's not a lot of work and you can remove the screws holding the wood floor panels in before cutting the base.

Have fun and post results. You can also modify refrigerated truck or trailer bodies which may be more available depending on your location.

If one comes with the Thermo-King you can sell those or have literal killer air conditioning.

>>1287008
>under the sea floor
How do you plan on breathing? Air isn’t infinite, you need to have some sort of source in order for you to be able to breath.

>>1288458
Genetically engineered gills formed from all the DNA OP swallows will eliminate conventional lungs.

>>1288458
Garden hose attached to a buoy.

>>1287063
Can someone explain the crab meat/pallet meme? I'm new here.
>inb4 lurk more

>>1288866

Lurk moar

where the fuck is bunkerbro

>>1289754
Probably busy, especially if he got another bunker. IIRC he was considering or bidding on one.

>>1289754
How many bitches do you think he gets?