/diy/ - Do It Yourself

I'll help ya, OP.

Got a folder special for this kind of stuff.

>>101190
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>>101212
>>101214

Check the sticky while waiting for your ban.

>>101222
'Bout time the mods did something productive.

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4/4

Why aren't the mods banning me?
Mother of fuck, they're lazy asses.
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>>101237

Good information.

BAMP!

>>101298
Actually, putting liquids into this is not proper, as crushing the egg would result in a majority of the materials staying affixed to your skin.

The "original recipe" calls for sand, flour, and metal shavings.

The crushed glass is a good, and easier alternative to metal shavings.

>>101298
For people in California (unconfirmed in other states, but most likely true):

Keep in mind that the crushed glass does make the egg a cruel and unusual punishment weapon, and not for self defence (even if used as such). If someone is trying to mug you and you bring this out on them, you'll be getting a shit tonne of criminal offense troubles.

I am rather intrigued that this thread hasn't 404'd yet. That's not to say I'm not enjoying it immensely though.

>>101298
>ground/crushed glass

>>101338

Good thing I live in a place where if someone tries to mug me, I can legally lobotomize them with a .45

I'm back, yo.

Awaiting my ban hammer with a bump.

>>101661
Hey bro.Just wanted to say thanks for dumping this.
I'll report so you can get ban.

Why are they banning you Not OP? I actually like you...

>>101664
Thanks, brostein. The sooner I get banned from here, the better.
In the meantime...

>>101669
I WANT to get banned, so don't worry. Plus, I'm a bit of a newfag. Only been here a year or so. Ridding you of a troublesome lurker.
To answer your question, read the sticky at the top of the board.

1/I forgot. I think it's like 3 or 4 or something.

>>101673
Actually, change that. That's not a part of this bit here.
1/3 or 4

2/3 or 4

3/3 Disregard advertisement.
Similar one coming up.

>>101672
I'll miss you Not OP.

>>101676
I'll miss you too, anon.

I think it's funny how I'm finally ready for 4chan but also have one hell of an awesome life ahead of me. Maybe I'll visit as a tripfag.

There. I'm a tripfag now.
Where was I...?
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>>101680
Congrats on becoming a tripfag.
Be safe on your travels in your awesome life away from 4chan Not OP.
I'll stay and lurk for you.

>>101686
In which case, could you do me a big favor and update me with what happens in my absence? You should title yourself like me.
Also, moar stuff.

This is one of my personal favorites, but won't work unless you're REALLY into it.
It's hard for me because I don't have ill will towards a lot of people.

>>101693
Yes sir!

>>101678
This was actually a part of a set. Finishing that up now.

>>101698
I don't even know you and I'm proud. Thank you many.

>>101701
I'll treasure this moment forever.

Gonna finish this dumping up soon, discussion for this subject is encouraged.

>>101707
I unfortunately don't have the rest of this "How to be a Badass" set, can anon deliver?

Let's not forget the internet version of this topic, whatever it may be.

Last internet thingy.

Last of the dump. VERY IMPORTANT. MAKE AND USE WITH CAUTION.

Now all I gotta do is keep my thread (I claim it) alive long enough for people to share it with me.
Shameless self bump

Wait, overlooked one.

Make that four.
1/3

2/3

3/3
I'm pretty sure this is all I've got. I'll check again.

Aaaaaand the last. This really is it. The whole 50 image folder. I've got a lot of things involving sharpening.

>>101707
OP, Do you have any more of these?

>>101726
Thanks broski.
Best of luck in your lack-of-4chan life bro.

>>101727
Lock picking is difficult and demands proper equipment and lots of free practice time. I've got neither. I specialize more in guerrilla warfare/booby trap things.

>>101729
Thanks, brochacho. I'm not busy yet, but believe me when I say I will. It's just preparation. Lots of preparation.

Now for that goddamn ban hammer. Gotta make like this
<----- mother fucker outta here and a ban will be a classic way to leave this place.
Seriously, no sympathetic mods out there?

>Guns guns traps guns traps wartactics
>How to be an arsonist
Got anything actually useful?

>>101745
yeah like, this one time someone posted some info about explosives you could make with petroleum jelly and various other household stuff. OTHER THAN FUCKING NAPALM.

does anyone know of any how-to guides on disabling alarm systems/security cameras from outside a building? i just watched a sick documentary about this burglar and he was a pro. ended up netting over 70g from a cinemark...

>>101759
Magnets?

>>101763
Nope. He would cut certain wires. I just wanna know how he knew which wires to cut. He also knew how to tap peoples phones. The movie is called "Street Thief" if anyone is interested. Shits amazing,

bump

>>101766
>some faggot spends 3 hours fucking with camera wires

>take a hammer and smash it
Camera Disabled.

>>102084
Talking about the alarm system, dumbass.
No, you can't just smash that either.

bump

>>102084
It took a matter of seconds, actually.

>>102828
So does smashing a camera or covering up a lense.

>>102952
Once again, I'm talking about the alarm system.

remember this site called infosomething for infographs found on 4chan?

anyone?

>>103170
I wanna know this, too.