/diy/ - Do It Yourself

So fellow DIYers what are you guys doing creative for Valentines day? Myself Im making a pinata(esque) for my girl friend, just without candy.

"A pinata and without candy, what gives Anon?"
"Ahh glad you asked Anon."

Well this is going on 2 years and 2 months of my girlfriend and I dating but Valentines day will be the end of us. I found out that for the past 3 months she has been seeing someone else.

"But still I dont get the pinata without candy Anon"

Well here is where it gets interesting. Like a good girl friend should she has sent me a mountain of naked photos via email and phone. She works two separate jobs. While she is at the first job in the morning the Pinata will be delivered via courier with a simple note saying "Im giving you my heart for Valentines day youve already had it for so long..." with instructions to wait atleast 10 minutes to break it. At the same time she recives it a random naked photo will be sent to all of her contacts in her work email address book and random naked pictures will be faxed to all the fax machines at her work.

Now you see where this is going. No doubt within minutes of the emails and faxes she will recieve calls/text messages. Having dated for so long I know how she will react, shes going to rage quit and throw everything, including the pinata which will break open. Inside will be a note saying "...but you broke it you fucking cunt".

I will eat no candy Valentines day because the sweetness of revenge will be enough for me.