/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>Leave a deliberate trail to the basement
>Through a couple of rooms and a climb through a small tunnel later they will find a sacrificial stone the house is built upon
>tfw
>Dried blood all over the place
>Mounds of stuff dug down in the sand
>Disturbing the mounds will trigger small holes from the stone, spewing out aqua regia in the small space
>Thief ded
>Add another mound
Half-true story