/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1272286
Women have no love for the machine spirit, the fact that the car is serviced is usually only because a man was involved somewhere along the line. Though there was one time I was standing at a petrol station filling up and a chick had popped the bonnet of her VW golf and just unloaded about 4L of oil into it.
>Do I tell her?
>oh, ok its already in there
>maybe it needed 4L of oil
>I don't really like VW golfs that much
>womens lib fuck yeah
>really want to be chewed out for mansplaining or whatever arsehurt bullshit people cry about
>she's a big girl, she'll do what she wants

So as I'm going in to pay, she's cranking on that little fucker to get it started. Starter motor is making a hrrrrrrrng face somewhere down there and BAM
Hydraulic locked the shit out of it
Head is off
Oil pissing out on the cement