/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2744710
>start cutting away gum tissue to get towards the base of the tooth
>having to stop every few mins because of the smell and put my face in the crook of my arm - makes me feel better and more confident - wonder why? Oh, it's because I am covered in cocaine... that's right
>Get the base of the tooth exposed and begin light probing. Tooth is really loose, like it wants to pop out of the socket.
>Proceed to the next phase. "Doctor, please hand me the hammer."
>My colleague hands me the hammer and as I carefully place the punch where I want it all while remembering Dentist bro told me: I don't want to hit like I am driving a nail, but like I am starting a framing nail. A solid thump. I can do this...
>Punch set, hammer ready, brace myself for the screaming, and thump!
>Damn thing came right out of the socket, but I should been bracing for the stench instead of the scream. There was no scream. Grabbed the tooth with the needle nose pliers and put in the acetone
>Rinsed out the socket with rum in a club soda bottle, trimmed up the rest of the now excess gum using the medical grade shears provided with the leatherman. Little more rinsey rinsey with the patient tilted face towards the floor to get the evil out.
>Tell him he's a stud for taking it without screaming. He tells me he didn't feel a thing. Thank you, cocaine.
>Pack his socket with gauze and leave him tilted so he can drool out the blood on the floor
>Captain relieves Snowman from the helm, as I figure out where we are get some idea of an ETA to Jacksonville to see if I can't coordinate some non-law-enforcement medical help.
>Snowman see about half his brick covering most of our operating area and before he can say anything I give him the "I am going to throw you off this boat" stare
>Call dentist bro, tell him the immediate outcome of the procedure and he passes on follow-up care instructions says he'll see if he has a buddy in Jacksonville that can meet us when we come in. Cool.
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>>1693302
Faggot, post it