/diy/ - Do It Yourself

OP here,
Vid incoming.
You'll pardon my awful voice. I sound like a slow minded retard when talking English.
Also, I had little time and no ideas for this.
I'll make a better one with more interesting stuff later. My Gf is traveling for business for the weekend, I'll get the big guns out for the occasion.
Also, I'm open to any ideas as long as they don't involve destroying *too* expensive stuff.

> Seriously consider buying a dildo just to destroy it for you guys
> Had to get into a sex shop
> Act all shy, first time in a sex shop
> That sky high price for any electric model
> Nope
> The cashier happens to be an old friend
> Saw I was there to buy myself a dildo
> Told all my other friends
> Now they all think I'm a closet homosexual

The shit this machine is making me endure, I kid you not.