/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Sup /diy/. A couple of months ago there was a thread here about getting 1/3 of a ton of imitation crab meat.

Did the OP deliver and actually made THE EVENT? I've been away for some time

Official EVENT countdown:

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20130718T15&p0=263&msg=THE+EVENT

What is the EVENT? An anon posted two month ago on /diy/ asking where he could procure 1/3 ton of imitation crab meat which he needed for unspecified purposes involving an "Event" at some future date, which he later revealed to be July 18th (tomorrow.)

The original thread: https://archive.installgentoo.net/diy/thread/S438924

What we know about the event from that thread:

--Requires 1/3 ton of imitation crab meat
--Has to be imitation, real crab meat will not suffice
--Will take place on July 18th, 2013 (tomorow)
--Requires "motors" of some sort for some reason
--Will take place in Valparaiso, Indiana
--The anon that needed crab meat DOES have access to meat lockers for proper storage
--May be an attraction at the Porter County Fair (according to the speculation from one anon based upon the date and location)

An anon claiming to be the original crab meat anon created a thread earlier with an update:

https://archive.installgentoo.net/diy/thread/S492336

>Hey everyone, the Event has thus far gone unhindered, I have acquired everything I needed and assembled my machine. I have also made arrangements with Valpo University for the unveiling of my project, the event will take place in the courtyard of Valparaiso University at 3PM tomorrow, the 18th, with a sort of afterparty at Stack's a few blocks away at 6.
>Be there or be square.

>Oh, and another thing, as I stated in my original post, the event will not be hostile or dangerous in any way, and is no cause for concern. I can't answer any questions tonight because it's late, but I should be free until 2:30 tomorrow.

Get in here guys, get HYPE, get prepared to be amazed (or trolled.)

So /diy/, are you ready for THE EVENT?

Less than a day to go.

Sertiously tho.
There's less than 2 days left, where the fuck is the fake crab meat guy at?

Hi. The event did not go as planned. I was taken into custody and released on bail, so now I'm here, late, to tell you the outcome.

I was apprehended on my way to the event with the machine assembled in a U-haul I rented, the cop said he didn't believe it wasn't dangerous, so he took me in and they confiscated the machine, which they still have and have ignored all queries I've sent about getting it back.


I spent most of my savings on that almost-real meat, do you think I'll ever get it back?

One month people

imitation crab meat speculation thread

You didn't hear?

I need 1/3rd of a Ton of imitation crab meat for a project of mine, anyone know where I can get that amount?