/diy/ - Do It Yourself

> be 2 dipshit [17yo] yanks
>takes missions trip to Guatemala even though you're both atheists and just wanna get some play with the locals like modern-day conquistadors
>Get called a gringo-gringo by all the locals(even the 80 year old lady selling sand-infused pitas)
>buy shit swag from 80 year old lady selling sand-infused pitas
>blaze schwag outta an apple bowl
>rEmAiN uNsAtIsFiEd
>Find local bumlord with a 50 cent tattoo on his chest who swears hes a cool gangster
>Look for high quality blow while weaving through a city of AK wielding police officers
>find shanty town and feel death-defyingly entrenched by what's about to go down
>get kidnapped for 8 hours while they 'look for the product and run the 150 dollars(30* million in quatemalan shmeckles) you collectively have in your bank accounts
>make late night escape while spics were out beating women and raping goats.
>return to hacienda and pretend you were delivering spiritual healing to townsfolk
>rEmAiN uNsAtIsFiEd