/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>be me
>collegefag on summer break
>under the table tiling for a house renovation, house in socal, wood siding, shallow roof
>owners leaving about 1/2 of the studs, siding and a few walls, everything else was replaced
>nothing except roof is permitted (cause inspectors see that shit driving by)
>drinking a lot, beers on the owner
>1 with lunch, 1 at 2:30/3:00, 3 or four every day after work, at the site
>had experience roofing previously, but managed to stay away from it this job
>one day after work, 5 beers so far
>shooting the shit with owner and his close friends who were working for him
>roofers didnt put the metal flashing on one of the roof valleys to keep off rain
>bolted right after the eight hours that day
>owner needs it done by tomorrow
>tells me to get up on the roof and flash the valley
>not having it, too tired and tipsy
>owner keeps insisting
>hatch a plan
>devilish.jpg
>pretend to eventually comply, like ive been worn down
>climb ladder, face downhill towards actual valley (not roof)
>pull down pants, whip it out and helicopter
>see cop car
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>try to pull pants up fast, trip and fall over
>smack into the freshly redecked roof, tumble a little
>quickly roll into valley of roof and try to hide with pants dowm
>house owners sides are on the iss
>car drives right by, didnt see me
>mfw