/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>Work in Papua New Guinea
>Approached by PNG national worker late in the afternoon
>"Anon, Car tyre belong me flat"
>reply in my head "Well mate, better get to changing it then"
>Actually reply "Tyre buggerup, yu Rausim nogut tyre em putim gutpela tyre lo car Pastaim"
Language is Tok Pisin, basically english/Franch/spainish/Local language mix
>Two hours pass
>Find different fucked tyre on car
>Find National worker ask why he hasn't changed the car tyre
>He explains he did change it to another flat tyre because there weren't any non-buggeredup ones at the Light Vehicle workshop
>Explain that his actions were a complete waste of time
>He cant make sense of my Logic

I have a lot more PNG stories. My chapters include
>Woman crucified in town for sorcery
>M16's and Excavators
>How to get a drivers licence PNG style
>Bullets for cigarettes
>No taxi but "Yu gat smokes white man"