/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why is it so hard for fast food places to consistently deliver freshly cooked food on demand?

>>10143883
they TRIed to make hi-c but failed.

>>9984785
I almost fell for this troll post. 10/10

A group of astronauts is about to get really high off of Cannabis and LSD up in the ISS, and you are tasked with purchasing up to 50kg of food for them to enjoy. Cost isn't an issuer unless you're being absolutely insane/impractical about your ingredients, in which case you'll get fired and replaced with someone more reasonable.

What flavors would you consider to be essential? What do you think the austronauts should experience??

I'm asking for a friend.

>>9818569
COOOOOOOOOOOORN

>>9815119
i like that the plate matches the toothpaste

how the fuck are you supposed to pour the syrup?

i like olde english because it's the cheapest I can get most drunk on.

I'm too tired to give you that snarky reply you seek

>>9653702
Who eats fish? Yuck. Eating fish and crabs are eating aliens.

>>9644784
cupcakes are just party muffins.

>>9620405
try eating ketchup on eggs while on acid

>>9620384
Now now, ketchup on eggs is appropriate IF you have a tremendous amount of hash browns piled on the eggs, both wedged between hot buttered toast.

>>9590545
your face is a hardware issue

>>9591659
>>9591346
the mind is possible only because of uncertain quantum tunnelling.

And before you ask, yes I do watch rick and morthy.

we like those at work. people always want to know which one youe did. it's annoying. the end.

>>9590577
I picked the wrong episode, sorry. I think the one I was thinking about was the one in which Donald was stretched into a really long elastic "donald rope" which wound itself inside a house. I don't remember which one it is exactly, but it was turmoil.

>>9588318
humans aren't computers. All of reality is "mental". Everything is "in your head". Nothing is real.

I'm not even kidding or trolling. Look it up. Everything is indeed in your head.

>>9588179
When I was a child with severe OCD, this episode fucked with me and created my desire to "equalize my turns" as you say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_LvlhDAERc

This stuff looks exactly like dog kibble. It also only contains 4 ingredients, so the flakes are hard and will cut your mouth up if you're not careful.

But I love this fucking stuff.

>>9585917
>>9585919
I agree. I'm aspergers/borderline autistic, and I can never drink/eat unless my utensils have been at least rinsed. I just don't trust dust. Not OCD, just retarded.

Another thing I do is that if there's a stack of disposable cups, I will ALWAYS grab from the second or third cup and never from the first. Same with stacks of plates at a buffet. Again, this isn't OCD, but just full blow stupid paranoia.

>>9585771
i work there and eat there at least 6 days a week.

I still haven't gotten tired of the food. Maybe the fries are starting to get old, but they're filing and the sunflower oil flavor suits the potato well. MCD fries are made with soybean oil/canola blend, and they almost always drop powdered soap detergents in there, so the fries taste like shit.

>>9585710
what the fuck is it with crispix and why is it so fucking good?

I can snack on sandwich baggies of those things all day.

Describe the stupidest, most blatant case of food-related faux-CD that you've ever seen.

My GF insists that things have to be symmetrical due to her "OCD". Bitch, bilateral symmetry isn't the only kind of symmetry in the world. Maybe I like to arrange my food using some kind of branched complex fractal symmetry that *looks* asymmetrical to plebs like you.

People with "pretend" OCDs are the worst, especially when it involves food.