/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16946272
that cant be true... i like sushi

>>16941977
i wanted my life to be interesting. my life is not interesting and i wish i was dead.

>>16941940
i scored a 98 on the asvab, gt score 143.

>>16941489
why do you deserve a better life than me when i work just as hard?
>>16941620
yeah i believe that. our cooks aren’t as big of shit heads about letting us get what we want but the fast food line is literally never running, the grill is just there to make eggs on.

>>16941244
what can you eat then? fat only?

>>16939784
in the modern context i’m a right libertarian, in a perfect world id be a Catholic monarchist
>>16939834
it’s my own fault for not playing hardball with my recruiter desu. i basically signed 4 years of my life away doing something i didn’t really want to do because i had no role models growing up and my brain wanted me to see my recruiter as an older brother figure.

>>16938399
yeah i believe that, i haven’t been deployed but have heard stories of rockets and shit hitting buildings on a semi-regular basis while down range. did you get your CAB out of it at least?

>>16938127
>what is bringing your phone to work
>what is shitbagging
>what is copy/paste a link

>>16937716
if only my neighbor would take my wife

>>16937255
im always funny but thank you

>>16923865
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>>16937179
so my joke works

>>16937111
y-yeah well i bet the food at your taco shack tastes like shit you smug prick. its fitting you got trips because your restaurant gets a “nein nein nein” from me

>>16936576
>>16936606
oh and almost forgot
>get your certs for free!
my only “cert” is basically worthless

>>16936576
yeah the army is great at targeting gullible faggots like me with its advertising. take a moment to hear my tale.
>pick your job!
my top two jobs were unavailable
>enlistment bonuses!
didnt get
>get cool stuff like special forces, RASP, aitborne in your contract!
didnt get and/or went and failed

>>16936487
this is news to me yet it doesnt remotely feel like news

>>16935595
i assume they’re staffed by the navy’s equivalent of out 92Gs when at sea.
>>16935653
yes and no. the military, especially the army likes to recruit from poor areas because those areas are good at providing us with numbers for a few reasons. also your assessment isn’t entirely correct, i’m a troon and get along fine with everyone in my unit

>>16933335
you were so close to getting some majorly based quints
>>16933888
the trips dont lie

>>16931829
jalapeno cheese spread turns anything into a delicacie

>>16931739
pictured: the ship sluts

>>16930009
>>16931148
also were you a real ranger or a coper in the 82nd?

>>16930193
if only it was bean meat. i need the estrogen
>>16931153
i guess im fully demoralized then becsuse i like army food

>>16930009
why dont you like me sarge?

>>16928752
i’m trans too!