/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7775633
Sensual eyes...

>>7774446
Sure, if you give me a specific thing from a video you want.

>>7774357
No, he's just convinced that he's some down to earth everyman cutting through the pretentious liberal hipster recipes that use things like fresh ingredients and herbs.

>>7774341
He is a man who thinks he can cook.

But he cannot.

>>7774327
Bonus failure

>>7774316
What about the time he made a cake with mayonnaise

>>7774190
I've got nothing to do for like 4 hours, so I'll take any /ck/ webm requests until E3 starts and I can find out what games I'm going to be lied to about this year.

>>7428958
>>7428963

>>7428958
How about his bison burger

>>7427825
>>7427856
It makes me happy when people repost my webms

>>7141099
You should also make his patented bean salad.

>>7136778
I have a folder of Jack webms that I made because I am good at spending my time appropriately.

>>7080394
Bring Party Cheese Salad to the next one. Test their flyover credentials.

>>7080237
I wouldn't trust Ja/ck/ to make a Palestinian dish. He'd napalm it and probably still undercook it.

>>7076002
Satire is an odd word choice for what happened there. I'm pretty sure that it wasn't satire mate. Looks more like a 6 year out of date reddit meme to me.

>>7068123
Here's a present for you

>>7055609
I flew to DC from London a few years ago. As soon as we crossed into US waters, all of the Europeans started convulsing and smoke started billowing out of their mouths. A few seconds later they all exploded into clouds of dust.

I nearly didn't make it, but my mum lived in New York for a few years which by American ethnicity rules makes her Italian American or something and that was enough for me to survive. I did need to be rushed to hospital on landing where they gave me some bandages, which I'm still struggling to pay the bill for now, plus tip.

>>7053983
I actually made a webm of that yesterday but the thread died just after I posted it.

>>7047448
Hey look I made a webm that isn't Ja/ck/

>>7048873
>>7048886
This was a productive use of an hour of my life.

>>7048893
No, that's not the one I'm thinking of

>>7048886
Thanks mate.

Guys, I want to make a webm of the Belashi video where there's a fly in his ingredients and he doesn't notice. But I can't find a good reaction clip for the horror. I need it preferably in a youtube video. I was thinking something like that curly haired guy who opens the door and panics, or that fat guy who keeps scrunching up his face. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

I don't even know what to search for.

>>7048433
That's not sugar, that's lime jell-o. Is that better or worse?

>>7048349
Lazy Man's Enchiladas is the title of the video.