/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Fizzy, bitter with a refreshing bite

My mate was raised a vegetarian, it's easy because he likes tofu and shit like that out of familiarity, rather than out of ethics. It's really weird.

He's also a crackhead ATM, and the other day he was leaving the comfort and security of my company to go do puff, and I asked him: "Going to go prove you're not racist and act out what you think crack does?"

He was also raised by a religious father, so he believes there's a hell, to some extent, and so he sometimes acts very masochistically... It's really weird.

Crack doesn't do much, but if you think it does, you'll try to get your $20.00 worth by acting like a crackhead. It's ridiculous sometimes, but I do love him.

My mate liked to be rimmed, and he's sort-of gay, but not quite... I'm a XXY, so a girl with a dick, mammary glands but no boobs, girl brain and beard... He sort-of can see it sometimes, but I'm not sure yet, and we haven't tried sex. I'm pretty sure he'll like getting fucked, but I'm not sure I'll like fucking...

Come to think of it, we probably have the same individual problem and perspective puzzle towards sex... I'm more used to gay or straight sex as a box, never as a girl... He's my first real boyfriend since I found out I was straight... A straight girl with a penis...

Everyone knew before I figured it out, apparently, too... Whatever.

And what does this have to do with food and/or cooking?

I don't feel guilty about it, but I am aware it can be perceived as odd by some... I really like saltine crackers on their own, with water (or cola, but water is better).

>>6994214

How about developing the perfect carbonara recipe for yourself?

Are you trying to cook, or make food from a box and label, where the box is spread across a store, and the label is on your phone?

>>7040481

Champagne and OJ for everyone?

As long as you're aware they exist, aren't stupid, confrontational, and don't seek their care or attention: probably not.

I never drank it, and I only know one person who drank it... Said it was nauseous, but interesting. I don't mind the purge, but I don't like natural things, usually, except mush. My mate and I's favourite psychedelic drug is magic mushrooms. He likes other herbs, natural things, and was thoroughly exposed to that, but entirely natural things usually don't agree with me.

Affordability? I don't know, why can't you?

Depends on the thickness, for a "steak", that you want "medium", so beef 0.5" to 0.75" thick, that you want both rare and done, to experience the full range of flavors, your pan should be as hot as it can be, the steak should be at room temperature, about 22°C to 27°C, so left on a room-temperature surface for about 45 minutes minimum, easily three hours, from the time you decide to eat to the time you start cooking, and you don't need to test... It's something you should develop the intuition for. Just make it, and eat it. If it doesn't come out right the first time, the next time you'll get closer to how you want it, and if it comes out right the first time, next time it might not, so you'll need to make it and rock it. No testing, no fucking around, just trying to do it right. Steaks are something you'll eat often in your life, meals are several a day... It's not a school project, a lab experiment, nor a exam... It's cooking a steak. Just make it, and develop the intuition for it. The knowledge and ability you'll gain will be applicable to all sorts of meats after.

>>7040400

I just found it in the garbage with a cheap blender. I'm just testing it to see if it works before cleaning it more thoroughly.

>>7040408

That's an assumption, what you see is a syringe, unless you're referring to cigarettes, or food's similarity to drugs. Are you new?

Anyone knows how to use this thing properly? I'm not sure how to get it to suck the air out of bags... The fan works, it doesn't use a vacuum pump, just a negative airflow thing, and the sealer works... just not sure how to position the bag, I think...

>>6558254

So sick of the United States...

>>6556110

Next time you should say "Dad, you're my father, not my wingman. Besides, if you want to fuck her, fuck her. I'm gay. Alton and I have been seeing each other for several seasons now, and we think that even with his age difference, we should try to enter the next step."

That'll cure him.

>>6560106

Well, we're actually married. I also failed to mention that when we met, he told me he was on hydromorphone, something like pharmaceutical heroin, a derivative of morphine. I used to be addicted to it following an accident, and I didn't know it was a street drug. I took some to be on his level, have a drink with him, so to speak, and drugs are sadly a central point of our daily lives.

Before he moved in, I asked him if he smoked crack. He said he did on occasion, and I figured it was a social thing and that it was under control. During the winter, his consumption went from a five-piece every few days to twenty-pieces every few hours.

I really don't know what to do about that, but I want to get off drugs, myself. I'm sick of all that, but not unlike him, I still have little to occupy my time with, especially since he destroyed my computer, and the one he got after. One in the redirection of an outburst of violence, the other trying to be cute.

I love him so much, and it hurts me so much to think about it.

>>6560049

I used to be the overlord of this board. One day, I decided to enterprise on a crusade, and I occasionally write home.

One of the other prominent posters used to drink cans of Bud, and the fridge in the apartment I rented then had a can compartment. I didn't drink pop, so I filled it with beer. I started drinking, then clubbing, then the speakers got shitty so I took a dive, and one day I strayed off path and found this amazing guy asking for food on the street. We shared nachos, and when it got cold I offered him to stay with me, he was sleeping on the streets, and we've been sleeping next to each other for almost seven months now...

We're engaged and got a dog...

>>6560019

At some point 4chan was a community, where you were a person interested in something covered by a board, like an IRC chat network with pictures, but I guess the anonymous nature of the board made it so it wasn't easy to recognize that one guy who's always there and never talks about the subject, or the spammers/bashers, etc. So moderators got a cattle prod up their asses and users were obligated to wear blinders.

I wonder if the Bonsai pic is still on the admin page...

I missed 4chan, though. Good times, good laughs, good times.

He grew-up in the woods, and he's a bit different from us, but he was a something beacon, in a furry world, at some point.

Just not a channer...

Not sure if my future life will be with 4chan... Probably not, because I have a disorder that makes that I can't have more than one or two persons in my life at a time.

I'd rather be with him, but sometimes I have nothing to do and I'm bored, or I need friends to talk to.

I have none... Except people who're also alone and hang out places.

Haven't missed /ck/ either, but my boyfriend got a dog Friday, and I really want to drop the junkie routine, so I said I was going to go stand on a street corner to see what would happen three years ago. My soulmate was homeless, squeegeeing for drugs... We sort of have a home together now, but he's got a solid drug habit and no knowledge of real life. He had a job six months. Never worked, never paid bills, never had any responsjbiloties. He can't even buy food for his fucking dog.

We're in love, though. Sadly, the demotivational bearing the LOVE caption isn't very far from the truth.

We both sought love, and he'll end-up Cartman if I abandon him. I don't know about me, but I'm in deep shit.

Sometimes there's that really awesome bright light, though. It's amazing.

Can't yet say I'm back from my standing on the corner, but I have to start thinking about ways to occupy my time here. I found him, and he makes the best food in the world.

He made spaghetti the other day, and I grew-up on it. It was the best I ever ate.

>>6559261

My boyfriend dropped a lot of acid. We had some together the other day, and I realize today how much it affected him.

People talking about money make me realize I might've fucked-up somewhere...

Not really... I'm just ... The more I know about myself, the more I realize I'm normal, but so different that I really shouldn't exist.

But I found my soulmate...

How you guys doing?

Just came by to see if I still had friends over here, or if they decided to split following the swine's invasion (no offense towards newcomers).

>>6160337

I swear to God, if he hurts himself, I'll never forgive them.

I'll just never forgive them. I hope they all die from getting backed-up on by lame dainty idiots.

>>6160355

He had to leave and go make money because the fucktards at my workplace thought it'd be a good idea to send my paycheck two days late.

My food is terrible, /ck/.

All these years I've been lying to myself.

What am I going to do?