/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15110069
My Funko Pop figurine collection costed me $1,400 and it will be worth millions one day.

>>15113093
I lived off of nothing but 'vark sauce and soylent for three years

>>14604175
I swallow a dozen whole eggs a day so it really depends on which month you're talking about..

>>14544911
Traditional hamburgers are too big and bulky for people with chronic jaw pain like myself. I prefer sliders because I can swallow them whole without chewing.

>>14496676
I'm so sorry to hear that, I feel your pain. My wife took away all of my good hubby points because I got caught playing my Switch at work again and they wrote me up and sent me home for a week. I haven't had hot sauce in weeks because she locked it all in our cupboard as a punishment. I don't have anything else left, I finally got around her nannynet blocker on my iPhone to post on here again and if she finds out I'm toast. Oh how I long for my sweet, sweet 'vark sauce.

>>12759276
>>12759236
You people say that like its a bad thing. I eat flaxseed oil on bread and I drink soy milk almost every day with my coffee and cereal and guess what? I am as fit as a fittle.

>>12675713
I really, really like this image

>>12670998
My wife Sarah had me chemically castrated when I was under anaesthesia to get my appendix removed and I've put on a little bit of weight since then. I'm proud of my body, you can't shame me.

>>12670755
That looks stale. I can buy a whole loaf of bread pre sliced for $3.50.

>>12668521
This thread is about coffee, NOT green beans.

>>12670890
Actually I'm not gay I'm bi.

>>12665265
When I first started working there and I got into a secret relationship with the manager until his wife found out.

>>12668533
Thank you for your service.

>>12670837
That's what my wife Sarah said to me on our honeymoon.
>>12670841
>>12670843
It might not look tie dyed because it is just yellow but it tastes like it is tie dyed.

just got the new Starbucks tie dye frappucino and it's so yummy! I wish that I could work at Starbucks.

>>12338100
>>12340874
I've found that guys who eat edibles have very sour urine.

>>12340414
>there's definitely going to be cum and snot in your food
You say that like its a bad thing.

>>12336505
I forgot my name.

>>12336385
I've tried that before, it's too soft. It falls apart even when I'm gaped open.

>>12336240
I used one when I was 20 years old but it broke and splintered into my anus.

>>12336113
Wheres that?

>>12336102
I felt his knuckles on my prostate.

>>12335854
A gay man just reached in and pulled it all out.
>>12336088
Hello!

>>12335822
Okay great idea, I know just the place!