/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5766420
Chocolate Rice Krispies

>>5769489
More than likely a pants on head retarded pic you nabbed from Facebook or Tumblr

>>5766623
I've actually had 3 ostrich eggs before

And I ate em all

>>5769602
An earthquake is gonna come and spill that shit all over the ground.....

>>5755491
Dick's Weiners

>>5648724
Literally nothing. It's the same with the sudden hype of that sriracha crap. People just like to act thrilled about mundane things to add "spark" to their otherwise boring daily lives.

>>5646092
>Carlo Rossi

Been there. Done that.

>>5643903
Grind them up an put them into a coffee of some sort.

>>5638217
I would buy him a Toyota. And then get me something to drink. Possibly a water.

>>5637768
u will take a big poop when you eat that.

>>5636062
Cutting veggies with the same knife you used to cut meat with is Mother Theresa holiness compared to how cafeteria workers handled your food at one point. I'm sure someone served you food with the same hand they used to hold their cock and ball to take a wizz without washing their hands, and watched you eat the food when you sat down.

>>5633255
I love mine with nacho cheese.

>>5636032
Man that looks good

>>5635561
You will take a big tough poop if you eat all that solid food.

>>5631777
I think I seen your mom on youtube. Is this her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhFZVZU6DGg

>>5631494
I'm took broke for broth and all that stuff. I was planning on cooking up some ground beef and adding taco seasoning, cooking some rice and lentils, and mixing it all together. Seems like a hearty meal. And good to make a nice burrito with.
>>5631500
/ck/ also recommends eating eggs sunny side up. But I know better than to listen to everything /ck/ recommends.

>>5631490
Is that it? Just boil them like rice and add curry powder in? I'd like to get into the habit of buying lentils more often.

So I bought a bag of lentils. I got them because people say they're healthy and good for when you're on a budget. All I have are the lentils and no other ingredients. Do I simply boil the lentils in water and that's it?

>>5628674
I will have a fresh slice of lemon. And a glass of water.

Back in 1999, I was down in the kitchen by myself getting something from the fridge. I was pulling out when I wanted, but I accidentally knocked over the whole dish of casserole onto the kitchen floor that my mother made that night. Thank fuck I was down there by myself or else I really would've gotten dealt with. I was panicking trying to clean it all up, i.e., slopping it all back into the dish as if no one would notice, when suddenly I heard my stepfather making his way downstairs.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit! I thought I was about to get caught for sure! But before he could make it into the kitchen, I was able to put the foil back onto the dish and put it back into the fridge swiftly. Thank freakin goodness. He ended up asking me if mother made any dinner that night, and I said yeah. He went and looked in the fridge and grabbed the casserole. He made a comment about how sloppy it looked. But then said, "eh, that's your mother. She's been slopping any ole thing together for dinner lately". My family ended up eating the leftovers that fell onto the fucking floor that week. To this day, nobody knew about what had occurred. My f*cking face when I think about what would've happened to me if someone found out I dropped the entire dinner onto the kitchen floor.

You should take notes from the Japs. Cause they eat tons of small portions in their meals. The stuff they eat isn't overly fatty and processed like a typical American meal.

>>5618622
Angel food cake doesn't have crust on it.

>>5616819
Is this the limited edition kind?

>>5617038
I agree with you on that rant. I never understood how people can stomach such a thing either. It's gross. But then again, there are people who love to cook their steak with the blood still leaking from the inside of it when they go to cut it with their knife and fork. Just horribly disgusting.