/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18371959
Just had another one. You bitchbois are seriously missing out.

>>18371959
Or would you rather just have a beer? :D

Bourbon Pumpkin Spice Latte?

What do you think, my little squeeb-scwamps?

>>5802996
>>5803081
Confirmed for no substance for your argument. Kill yourself and stop wasting my time. You know I'm right, everything I've said is right.
Your only objection is my presentation and neckbeard like knowledge of how shitty your God is.
K.

>>5802709
You just admitted to being a hardcore solipsist? Wow, you're more conceded and retarded than I thought.
You can be a solipsist and a Christian at the same time faggot. None of these things are conflicting, but you're letting on to how low your IQ actually is with each comment.

>>5802680
>I'm an agnostic, therefore I can't be a Christian.
Are you fucking retarded, or did you hit your head on every retard fold as you fell out of your mother's gaping vagina?
Agnostic theism is the philosophical view that encompasses both theism and agnosticism. An agnostic theist believes in the existence of at least one deity, but regards the basis of this proposition as unknown or inherently unknowable

>>5802669
>I'm a faggot because your religion is a sham
Wow anon, that's some great Christian logic for you right there.
>God is loving and all powerful when it's good.
>God's ways are mysterious and not meant to be understood by man when it's bad.

>>5802604
>http://www.biblicalcatholic.com/DENOMS.php
Fedora?
Please nigger, I'm just not a brainwashed moron.
Fuck, you probably don't even know the 10 commandments. If you copy paste the list of the Christian denominations and make it size 14 font, it's fucking 248 pages long.

>>5800825
>>5798412
I'm sorry, my memory is a bit foggy anon, which one of the 5147+ denominations of Christianity do you belong to?

>>5670485
Why do you have a tongue? Clearly all it can taste is pure shit, just cut it off.
>>5670510
You're alone, you've probably never tasted the original cream they had in doughnuts nearly a decade ago, boston cream is an abomination.

>>5670342
Even though these are very simple, they have the best texture, and a glorious glaze.
>>5670355
That literally looks like a puckered butthole, does it taste like one too?

>>5668537
>>5668566
>>5669925
MORE LIKE THESE!
>PASTRY PORN

>>5668537
Post more gourmet doughnuts, I NEED THEM!

>>5668621
That's what's wrong with tabasco, frank's red hot, Louisiana hot sauce, valentina's, and chalula, it's all pretty much water.
It's called hot sauce, not flavor sauce.

>>5668496
I'm not quite sure what they were shooting for, but it's kind of like feet that were vaguely in the vicinity of peppers.
I'm not just randomly talking shit, honestly it tastes like feet.
>Pic unrelated, it's the perfect pepper.
>Taste is godlike
>Meaty
>Good heat, but not overwhelming
10/10

>>5667234
Am I the only one on this board that admits they not only don't like sriracha, but actually dislike it?
The taste is gross, and the heat is subpar.

>>5667214
I'd say the only two things this sauce doesn't go well on are beef and eggs.
>Chicken (Any bird meat really)
>Pork
>Pizza
>Turkey burgers
>Any Mexican food
Pretty much anything but beef and eggs, this

Alright fellow coo/ck/s, what is the best hot sauce, and why is it Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage?
>Roughly 11k scoville units, perfect burn.
>Ingredients: Mandarin Oranges, Honey, Mango, Habanero Peppers, Distilled Vinegar, Water, Garlic, Chipotle Pepper, Sugar, and Spice.
>It's sweet, it's spicy, and oh damn does it go well on everything.
Show me a better hot sauce, pro tip, you can't.

>>5662734
Why don't you try something a little hotter OP, like water?
>Pic related, the most based hot sauce in all of existence, bow before its ingredients filthy peasants.
>Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage
>Ingredients: Mandarin Oranges, Honey, Mango, Habanero Peppers, Distilled Vinegar, Water, Garlic, Chipotle Pepper, Sugar, and Spice.

>>5661552
?....
Wait, the wood apple, or the cake?

>>5658644
"The image resolution is too large."
Here's the link.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/528/043/7c8.jpg

>>5649589
Yes there is, there's no better sauce than this.
The ingredients:
>Mandarin Oranges, Honey, Mango, Habanero Peppers, Distilled Vinegar, Water, Garlic, Chipotle Pepper, Sugar, and Spice.
Tell me this doesn't make your mouth wetter than a pedo at a water park coo/ck/s.

>>5631330

>>5617330
>Okay, so then why are there so many scenes in film noir movies and fucking childrens cartoons from the 1930s and 1940s where a bellhop has carried a patron's bags to their room and extended a hand to receive a tip?
I'm sure they added these scenes to show just how ridiculously entitled some young cunts are, now you're arguing my point for me.
On a side note, why the fuck are you watching children's cartoons from the 1940s and 1930s?
>In the United States, delivering food is one of the most dangerous jobs behind stuff like lgging and commercial fishing.
That barely means jack shit in the U.S., because of things like O.S.H.A., those jobs have really lowered their death tolls. Also, I don't know how fucking large or small the gaps between these three job's death tolls are. For instance, the U.S. in #3 in population, but nearly a billion behind both India and China respectively. Those jobs could have an astronomically high gap.
>Even eldery Jews will dole out 10% for mediocre service.
People only tip now because they're sheeple afraid of being judged for having their own opinions. Your system of fear mongering through the overlooming unspoken threat of food that will be spat in next time they come in has worked. Congratulations faggot, you're on par with commies.