/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7785170
Wow the evening crowd is so rude.

>>7785164
It's my dick after fucking the sandwich.
>>7785167
I think you need to gain a good sense of fun.

>>7785161
Whoops episode #1 didn't show up here
>>/ck/thread/S7777820

>>7785151
Episode #2
>>/ck/thread/S7781010
Episode #1

That's all if them.

>>7785134
Whoops forgot my name yet again

>>7785095
I'm having fun, something you can't do. I'm sharing it, too. Not embarrassed actually!

>>7785092
That's jelly, my bro. I used jelly with seeds.
>>7785104
I fucked it 4 hours ago. No issues yet!

>>7785056
Meh I want the mods to see this desu

Hello friends, time for another episode of me penetrating objects that are meant to be in your mouth; I Fuck Food. (Reupload with new picture as proof.)

Food Item #3: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches!

Preparation: 7/10 (Medium) Get two pieces of bread and slather some creamy peanut butter and jelly of your choice. Don't microwave this as the jelly will get up quick and burn your manhood. Also each piece of bread onto your dick and fuck it.

Stealth: 4/10 You can get away with this, but only if you are slow and deliberate when fucking the sandwich. The sound f the peanut butter and jelly makes a noise, but it's not too loud. I wouldn't do this if you live with people. The peanut butter will mask your cum scent.

Session: 5/10 The feeling I had when fucking this sandwich was weird. It felt like fucking that Batman Villain Two Face, because there was one side that felt like warm and thick, and another felt cold and slick. I came rather quick, because this felt similar to lotion or lube.

Orgasm: 4/10 Better than using your hand! The orgasm wasn't one that will make your legs shake or anything, but you will feel more euphoric because of the peanut butter. I almost couldn't pull out because of that feeling.

Cleanup: 2/10 This seemed like an easy one in hindsight, but there is some laundry involved. The jelly came off me easy, but the peanut butter stickied to my picky I took a wet washcloth and almost ruined it because peanut butter stained it, so I just threw it in the wash and took a shower. Also had to hide my sandwich. Because people were near.

Overall experience: 6/10 Better than I expected. I suggest trying this if you're alone and horny.

Thanks for reading! Here's the picture. Hope you enjoyed. Suggest what food I fuck next down in the comments.

NOTE TO MODS: I have read through the rules of /ck/ and the global rules and I am in no violation of them. Don't remove my post, or I make 2 per day. Thanks.

NOTE TO MY READERS: I might not post till Monday. Sorry

>>7784487
That can be a sun-series I can do. There are many variables K would have to examine, it may take many days to decide, however.

>>7784469
You should, the guides you post are great and are a credit to this board.

>>7784468
Not sure what that is, could you post a picture? There is a way to fuck every food. Trust me.

>>7784458
Glad you like it.

>>7784430
Naw it's good I'll let it cool for about 30 mins.
>>7784433
Marshmallows! I don't got a link but it's archived.
>>7784434
That actually sounds possible. I swear to god if I get a rotten potato...
>>7784435
Your mom is kind of a deep dish 'go 'za :^)
>>7784437
Yeah, check out pic related, I saved the pic of the fries. I might do that one day, after they cool of course.
>>7784439
I might start doing that. I got the picture of my dick in pb&j to prove I fucked it if you want to see it.
>>7784450
Lol, I gagged too when throwing it away.

>>7784405
I'm glad you like it! Im the guy that made your fries, by the way ;)
>>7784420
I'd have to wait till it cools, but I damn will one day.
>>7784422
I think I'll be doing that soon!

>>7784402
Sorry, I have money to burn and Id rather post it fucking food.

>>7784409
I'll try to, that'll be hell on the stealth, though.

Hello friends, time for another episode of me penetrating objects that are meant to be in your mouth; I Fuck Food.

Food Item #3: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich!

Preparation: 7/10(Medium) Get some 2 pieces of bread, a some creamy peanut butter, some jelly, make that and you'll be good! No heating required, as jelly gets very hot and can burn you. Open up your peanut butter and jelly creation, stick your penis in it; and use the bread to fuck it.

Stealth: 5/10 People will hear you. The sound is loud, but not really loud. I suggest doing this when you're home alone. Keep the water running if you want to try this if there's people home, it'll be enough to mask the sound of the food.

Session: 6/10 Fun, but a weird feeling. It felt like I was fucking that Batman villain; Two Face. The peanut butter was creamy and moist, while the jam I used was slick and cold. Worth it! Much better than using your hand.

Orgasm: 6/10 It was better than the marshmallow one, but I didn't almost collapse or anything. It was a good afterglow when I pulled my dick out of the peanut butter.

Cleanup: 3/10 The peanut smell will mask your cum, but it is very hard to clean off. Also it was very hard to clean off my washcloth that I used to clean my dick with, so I just took a shower. Also people were home so I had to stash the used sandwich in a plastic bag, and I hid that. Also if you have a lot of pubic hair it's a pain to clean off. Just take a shower.

Overall experience: 6.5/10 It felt very good, would do this again. Maybe not every day though. I hated cleaning in up, however.

Thanks for reading! Here's the picture. Hope you enjoyed. Suggest what food I fuck next down in the comments.

NOTE TO MODS: I have read through the rules of /ck/ and the global rules and I am in no violation of them. Don't remove my post, or I make 2 per day. Thanks.

Also if you want to see my dick covered in pb&j to prove that I fucked it I'll post another thread on /b/ with the picture.

>>7783219
>>7783232
Will do.

>>7781793
No, desu I like citrus-- like grapefruit the best.

>>7781426
Forgot my name again whoops

>>7781087
The mods removed my last posts. But this just started yesterday, so I guess you come on here whenever I post it.

>>7781064
Glad I could make you come back!

>>7781063
More like to;dr you're mad I had fun