/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14481860
I worked at a legit ass donut shop.

Too bad we still used soybean oil to fry our donuts. DO NOT EAT DONUTS unless you make them yourself, they are made from garbage. Ours were better and made fresh onsite all day but donuts in general are made of toxic shit with toxic levels of sugar.

smash them into a big tight ball and then roll them down a hill

Is it sinful to put the pickles on your sandwich?

What pickles should I buy?

What mustard should I buy?

Hello nigger boys

need help proving which donut is superior

http://www.strawpoll.me/14550630/r

Tell me about: meme foods

tomahawk steak
craft beer
gluten free
kale
dark chocolate
bacon
sriracha

Thoughts?

Safe to eat? Y/N

>>7792246
I belong here! You're the cross-website invaders! TWINKIE HOUSE!

>>7792233
This is the most intelligent post on this board. See you're too new you don't understand the ancient powerful memes at work here. NORMIE REDDIT SCUM SAGE DOWNVOTE!

'troit 'za it ain't 'go 'za it's 'troit 'za deep dish r8 my deep dish 'troit 'za

Forcing a meme? No, papa!
Open your mouth. HAHaha!

This is the next evolution of the CHICAGO DEEP DISH PIZZA meme and you better start copying me ree I'm a 'troit 'za kind of guy, I'll admit it...

M. Bison: YES! YES!

>classic image.jpg

I REQUIRE SOME ATTEHSHUN HERE!

A breadtangle of pizza? No NY cardboard for me, paisanos! ariiba~

Why is turkey so underrated? I'm talking about REAL turkey, not your grandmother's overcooked Thanksgiving bird!

Any Detroit Pizza comcierges 'round here? It ain't 'go 'za or that New Yak paper thin crap starts playing! ROCK 'N ROLL!

Those elves sure make a mean cookie, I'll admit it...

I'm a 'troit 'za kind of guy myself, I'll admit it

Inside my small little world, a tragedy occurred this afternoon.

After working harder than most for the first 5 hours of the day, it was lunch. I was driven to Burger King along with three other coworkers. We parked.

Upon entering, I was stopped immediately by the "manager" who looked to be a "woman" or "cis-heteronormative".

"You can not be in here" she told me.

"Why can I not be in here?" I asked.

"Your clothes are too dirty. Get out at once!"

As she hollered, I turned towards the door.

"Want us to buy you something?" My coworkers asked.

Was the lady justified in removing me from the restaurant? Admittedly I was dirtier than my coworkers because my specific job requires I be shoveling dirt and I work harder than everyone else. Looking back on the event I noticed everyone in the "Burger King" had "nice" clothing "on them".

Is skim milk actually healthier, or is it just a way to market a byproduct of the cheese making process?

The burgers you make at home never taste as good as the pre-made frozen ones!

Nothin' beats classic 'troit 'za, ayy paisanos!

Which cheese pairs best with turkey?

>I'll have a 'gel with extra salmon schmear, scooped.

Something terrible happened today.

There I was at the local butcher. I planned on buying four steaks. One for me, one for my brother, one for my father, and one for my mother. Nice ones. New York Striploin.

After waiting in front of the meat, a lady with attractive features "greeted" me.

"Yes?"

"Hey. Can I get four steaks?"

"I could tell you like to eat, but I didn't know you could eat that much. Why don't you just take two?"

She stared at me straight faced. No emotion. No joking smile - this was no laughing matter. I stumbled over my sentences in my head.

"All right".

And I left. I had to drive back home in my Jeep and tell my parents there would be no steak tonight. I offered to order pizza.

Do I really look that fat? Why would a complete stranger, albeit a beautiful one, criticize someone like that out of the blue?

What are you ordering?