/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5264397
>>5264401

I never liked the mall... if i need to buy something I'll go.... why did you enjoy just wasting time in a huge building full of stores... its beyond me. Guess cause all you rich kids had money to blow. I'd go to the mall too if I had "an allowance".

>>5264386
>>5264392

not bad? are you kidding? It was a solid block of bread with no toppings (oh right they're supposed to be inside...)

It's like ordering a really nasty mall pizza and asking them to put an extra crust over the top.
DISGUSTING>

>>5261003

awe its so swaddwaddwadwwdwddww
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> captcha oarhiin freemasonry
> freemasonry
> wut

>>5261003

lol wut are you serius

i can play this game too

> umm how do I umm stop umm walking in a bipedal motion?
> how can i browse internet without binary?
> how do I stop enjoying 90 mountain dues an hour

lol fucking fat piece of shit

>>5261289

> >Explain if they wan't theirs cooked further they can place their portion back in the oven

no you don't. you tell them to eat it or not. eventually they will eat.

> eventually they all eat

>>5259357

no internet but we did get laptops with about 18 music CDs of different varieties and 4 different movies.

And encyclopedia encarta 94. Oh yeah. Did you know tutankammon wasnt discovered back in 94? Yeah they totally didnt even know who he was. Amazing, learning this. No internet. I tried so hard... i even bribed some of the trustees to let me get closer to the window to no avail.

We were like on the 9th floor of a concrete building in the middle of an industrial block. Aint no wifi over here.

>>5261099

or.... maybe "I HAVE"

>>5258937

are you seriously fucking jealous of me being in jail right now how fucking low can you go bro.

>>5261108

i was just talking about the potatoes dude, the rest of that shit was exactly what i was thinking

not like this. not like this.

>>5261078

lol it would be a parody if it didn't feature real ex-jail Juliard Chefs and real recipes they use in real jail.

how are you this absorbed into the media culture that you can't even fucknig tell what is real and what is fake? It looks fake cause hes a terrible fucking actor. Cause he's not an actor.

Ba-zinga!

>>5259617

dont be a pussy fool. 66% of my friend did time thats caue i only have 3 friends and i met 2 in jail and one in lock up.

>>5260955

ive done this before and no matter how well you cook it, the assholes just bitch about the "blood" (juice) and their stupid opinions.

> im not OP.

just take some random shoe polish and boil it in toilet water, add doritos and three marijuanas,. that will get everyone full.

>>5260583

es mui buebueno

>>5260785

no, russian is.

>>5260409

weird that i never tried it. my basic thing is like sour creme and preserves or ground beef and onions.

liver and onions in crepes is good too.

>>5260404

original video gets me every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8vDSsoot7E

>>5260394

yeah yeah, ha ha very funny but i'm just imagining the poor kid that got a bag of asian broccoli for his birthday.

"Well, son you can recreate 'nam. See, you can use some of the broccoli for the impenetrable jungle, and some of the other ones as DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE FUCKING NAPALM AHHHHHHH"

> cupcakes?

>>5249206

what the fuck why am i enjoying this so much

this is going way over my head.

that is the worst toy ever. i hope its not for your own kid.

>>5260378

really? i've never tried it that way... but i dont have fresh lemons, all i have is that disgusting bottled lemon juice.

>>5260257
>>5260209

just made this
>>5260365

with this
>>5260230

well, the salmon one with a little bit of mexican onions and cilantro is delicious.

Although I got that nutella crepe too close to the fishy one.

But what do we do with the third one?? Any suggestions?

>>5260312

This recipe is really good. I'm going to save this for myself. I improvised, but it turned out perfect. These don't have a savory or sweet taste... they taste like maybe a little less sweet then croissant. So you can add ham or chese to croissant, its okay. or you can add something sweet. It works with either flavor.

Anyway, this is the second crepe... I'm going to make one with salmon creme cheese, one with nutella... and I don't know what to do with the third one. Maybe steak and cheese.

>>5260296

wow, /ck/ I think you are good luck. Tradition dictates that the first crepe would be the worst one out of the bunch, but this... is an amazing little pancake here.

I found some salmon cream cheese and now I think I will try to make these a little more presentable to give back, as karma dictates.

This crepe with the salmon creme chese was unbelievable