/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6474657
Evidently American goulash is what results when you don't know how to cook. Ingredients sourced from Walmart I suppose. Pity he's forgetting the chopped bologna, that's the very best part of American goulash, so I have heard.

Ptotip: package of hot dogs, 2 tablespoons miracle whip, 1 of ketchup and 1 of mustard. Into the Cuisinart and whip til smooth. Serve as whores durrves on crackers before plating the goulash.

I am continually amazed at how good a 5 dollar pizza can be.

Nice move pizza marketing person by the way.

>>6474655
That stuff is actually not as bad as you think. It's a cheap pate.

>>6474754
You need something less hard than the cast iron. So anything up to and including a brass pot scrubber will be fine. Steel wool and scouring powder works, but it's a bit rough on things.

As anon said, dry and reseason immediately.

>>6474451
>>6474451
Amazingly, in the early 1900s, Hamburgers were called "Hamburg" or "Hamburger" Sandwiches.

Amazingly also, Hot Dogs were called "Frankfurt" or "Frankfurter" sandwiches.

Neither of these were served on a "bun". They were called "rolls" back then.

>>6474303
This is the best reply so far.

>>6474070
A resoundingly fine critical review if ever I read one. Perhaps if someone would say those words on camera while eating in thier car....

>>6474190
Not processed shit like that, that's for sure. I'll bet some form of sweetener is the second or third ingredient listed and that if you added up all types of sugar in that thing, it would be first.

>>6474393
Aren't you supposed to call this thing a Saaaaaaknee? Or is it Saaaaaanie?

Disgusting either way.

>>6473687
Smoking leads to heart disease! Don't you know anything?!

I have had bear meat. It was a "berry bear" shot during the time of year when they eat blackberries. Pretty fatty and with a pronounced unique flavour. Also, a little sweet, result I was told, of the berries.

>>6473186
You shit in the fridge? Good god.

Get out of there and go support a local restaurant.

>>6470534
New! From Swanson, Loving Oven Siriacha Toasted Avocados! Now with an extra layer of Brown Sugar goodliness!

>>6470439
I prefer mayonnaise with french fries over ketchup.

Is it sugar or corn syrup? Corn syrup is worse than sugar. Yes that's a lot to go through in a week.

>>6470405
Show me how. I'll watch you demonstrate. You've already demonstrated shit posting quite well.

>>6470466
Yes, but after the extract the mole asses, they wipe them clean before returning them to the white sugar.

But I like supporting the patriarchy. It's the thing to do if you want to get things done.

(Captcha picture for this one was sandwiches dammit.)

That's pretty much a masterclass style book set. Very advanced, plenty of agar agar, water ovens and meat glue. You perfect everything in those books and you could open up a pretty fancy restaurant.

There are plenty of easier places to begin learning cooking. Try some recipes online, Google "How to learn to cook".

>I have an issue with parents...
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It's all about you? When I was a kid people still knew how to mind thier own business.

>>6469724
>Continues to contribute nothing.

I usually have the unsweetened tea or water. I don't care for fizzy drinks.

>>6466852
>smokers shortchange their own restaurant experiences.

Absolutely. So do those who have had a few drinks prior to dining.