/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20427740
the heehee of the crotch grabs the shamoan

>>20426817
Yeah, I'm tired of living around actual humans that obey laws and aren't constantly shooting up fentanyl
Hustle and bustle!

>>20427524
more salt and pepper, add chives and a little mustard

>>20424851
Tranny tier cat shit hrt

>>20427768
Critiquing someone for critiquing someone for critiquing someone else based on the way they eat their meat

>>20427745
Critiquing someone for critiquing someone else based on the way they eat their meat

>>20427734
On a serious note, I got an eggplant parm instead of a chicken parm, the guy handing out orders swapped them by mistake. The eggplant parm was pretty good, I'd order that again sometime. I only hope the guy who got my chiky parm enjoyed it.

>>20426159
0 reason to cook for a pet

>>20426412
fiendish

>>20427343
the tomato slices and mayo is exactly what makes the whopper superior to the big mac or quarter pounder

Boomer here. What happened was that when "craft beer" started to get big, the industry focused on x-treem sugar bombs, hop bombs, and alcohol bombs, because the highest demand was from people who wanted to make it VERY CLEAR that they weren't drinking "pisswater" (macro lager)

The people who bought those kinds of beers had a certain reputation. Very loud about their supposedly superior taste in beer, and usually this came with other forms of obnoxiousness that come from being a college-aged youngster who knows everything. Those people aged into Wil Wheaton types, pudgy, glasses, prone to having milquetoast opinions on their real name internet accounts (a novelty at the time) and sperging over certain kinds of consumer goods regarded as "manchild" precisely because around that time, being an adult with an "inner child" became something to boast about on twitter (you had to be there).

Nowadays nobody says "craft beer" anymore because that's just "beer", and IPA is like 3/4 of the shelf at any shitty grocery store or gas station. But at the time, it had some baggage. Thank you for reading my blog.

mom makes it better and for free

>>20427058
I dunno about superstitions like that, but the same thing happened with me & my wife. 26 years later we're still happily married.

>>20426292
>why is fast food mayonnaise so much better than store-bought mayonnaise?
Because it's had a few hours to breathe open air in one of these things.

>>20426795
Just get wine yeast with high abv resistance on Amazon, some of them can go all the way upto 16-20% after fermentation finished, way stronger than beer and if you're not doing it as a hobby and more as professional alcoholism, get a giant 3l apple juice jug or bigger that Walmart sells, they're cheap as shit and usually are just apple juice made from concentrate, measure out 2 cups or a bit more if you want it sweet, of granulated white sugar. Dump all the sugar in the bottle along with the yeast, shake that shit up quickly so nothing clumps and the sugar can dissolve some, and get a airlock for larger size bottles. After that, chuck that shit into a closet for 3 weeks-month, then siphon the "wine" out in New bottles while leaving as much yeast shit at the bottom as you can. Bottle it up and let it sit again, resiphon if you need to again a week later. After that it's pretty much safe to drink.. but it's not gonna taste too great. After 2-3 months or so of aging it's decent. I'd give it atleast another 2 weeks or so after siphoning after fermentation.

>>20427731
smash it and fry it for a curry
ive never done this i just know its nice

only time i've been there i waited 20 minutes for a tiny, cold sandwich and tiny bag of cold fries. got my $15 back and went somewhere else

>>20426403
>another perk
thats why i never leave home without mine

>>20427731
Cram it, it's just the right size for you

>>20426299
100 calories per tablespoon is fucked

>>20427414
>unsweet tea
I see why you're on death row

>>20427731
you have to eat all the egg... plants

>>20427724
>>20427728
Anime site. Anyways, the fuck is gay about IPA?

>>20426292
Kewpie mayo kicks the shit out of any other mayo, japs won the mayo war