/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I like this thread. I mean, it's cursed, but I like it.

>>3966444
Trips says OP needs to do a Josephine Baker routine.

Get a monkey suit and a red tie then go around distributing your banana hoard to the masses.

Could you have possibly been any more vague?

Here's a recipe for lamb rogan josh that I've done a few times: http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/simplelambroganjosh_67784

>>3930905
>your tastes are bland, OP
>OP posts fairly exotic Indian traditional confectionary
>you post packaged faux-chocolate from Japan

What?

>>3929218

Eurgh... Fuck today.

>mfw this thread turned out the way it did

Fuck you all.

Nah I find cooking really enjoyable unless I'm really tired or something. Even better when cooking for other people. Actually I guess I sometimes find it hard to motivate myself to cook for just one but if I'm cooking for other people I really enjoy it.

>>3928748
Marco Pierre White.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWFWS9HfPDw

>>3926500
>mfw they dumped an ass-load of BBQ sauce on the burger in the pan then said "when you hear the sizzle, that's when you flip"

Just... How do you fuck up so badly?

I tell you what, if you really want to see something special then check out their burger video.

Never heard of it but now I have heard of it I want some. Reckon they'd sell it in IKEA?

>>3910631

Also how difficult is bumsex for you?

>>3909018
Fuck yeah!
>>3909017
Was right!

>>3908988

Actually it's more like the result of insecurities, one develops ritualistic behaviours like excessive handwashing as a comfort thing.

>Now as someone who washes everything that comes in, including groceries

Shit yeah, and I'd sample the pig's death squeals for my album.

>mfw just before I slaughter the pig I hug it and coo in its ear saying "you're going to fucking die! yes you are! yes you are!!!"

>But anyway, even fucking England - one of the biggest nanny states on the planet - has similar German style public drinking laws

Not strictly true, now there are places which are designated as "no drinking zones" and if you're seen with an open container of alcohol it can be confiscated.

>mfw that happened to me while I was walking through The Mall in London and I finished my beer by the time the guy had finished explaining it was a no drinking area

Chorizo fried rice.

With lemon juice as a garnish.

Yum.

I severely doubt that has ever been a part of a real conversation ever.

Here is a picture of a restaurant I plan to visit when I have money.

>>3894702

Pretty much my favourite thing about Christmas, mulled wine. Unnnnnghhhhhhhh I can almost feel it, that lovely feeling you get when you have a cup of it, like you weren't even coming in from the rain but you still feel like you've come in from the rain; it's just that comforting.

>This is what we have for lunch in local government. Split pea and ham soup, caramel shortbread and a can of Irn Bru. Cost: £2.64

So that independence is working out for you, yeah?

>>3880866
My sides.