/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5127908
>>5127911
>>5127915
>>5127926

I think it might be people misidentifying and/or exaggerating stool inconsistencies, as they eat this food and that, as actual diarrhea

in the spirit of the thread, 3 different subways in 3 different states have given me food poisoning over the last decade. and it's always while on some kind of long trip too

>>5125980

What year is it, if there is a lithiated lemon lime soda available I'll have a pitcher of that with a handful of cherries dropped in. otherwise, an orange ice cream soda with a small cup of muscadine punch. and a pimento cheese sandwich, please. oh yes and after I'm done I'll have an auto sponge soaked in cocacola to go

also why do these shops mostly have counters with a marbled look to them, was it just a popular style, is it actual marble, does it serve some kind of function? it lends a pleasant look to the shops I think

looking at that picture the idea struck just struck me to create little chicken nugget double downs. I've never had a double down and I'm not sure if the bacon would come through with 2 nuggets and cheese but maybe you could replace it with a pepperoni slice, and secure the whole affair with a toothpick. I'm not a fan of chicken nuggets to be honest but it could be kind of cute

I usually end up baking for potlucks since it's easy and almost everyone likes fresh brownies or cookies so it's safe as well. also there's lots of variety in what you can do with them so you don't end up bringing chocolate chip cookies or plain chocolate brownies like probably a couple other people

chips are pretty high up on the list of worst potluck items, but still not as bad as utensils/plates/bowls (unless asked to bring them). the worst I've seen someone bring to a potluck was a bunch of tins of altoids which was awful but kind of funny (although it was an earnest offering, not a humorous one). they weren't even wintergreen

if my children are going to eat junk, they will eat only the finest, cheapest, and most delicious junk: costco food court food. coincidentally trips to costco usually occur about once a month, which seems like an acceptable frequency to stuff yourself with pizza, hotdogs, churros, and soda for the price of a big mac

also the costco closest to me does something to their sierra mist to make it amazing. I don't think it has to do with the syrup, and my best guess is that they're using tap water that tastes a bit like chlorine? I have no idea but it's entirely unique to that location

it is terrifically decadent, I'm sure many find it repulsive which is why, having sampled the practice myself once or twice when short on time, I felt as a true libertine. I think it boils down to a wanton indulgence of two of the most basic and necessary functions of human life

>>5099413

i wish to go back to simpler times

>>5098728

>rub chili oil on food containers
>thief handles the item intended for his sabotage
>come home after a long day at work
>thief roommate approaches
>"hey man hope you don't mind, I played your 360 a bit and had to hop on your comp to type up a couple things"
>mfw

these three are what I'd suggest. easy to find, amazing flavor. especially extra ginger brew. cheap for a four pack too

man seeing just jones blue bubblegum brings powerful nostalgia, a staff member at the after school daycare place I used to go to in 6th grade would bring those and hand them out if we could beat him in 3-on-1 "sumo" (ie push opponent out of the ring). it was better than winning the lottery every time we succeeded. even though it doesn't taste too amazing (in my opinion anyway) they're still fun to drink

out of those, coke

otherwise, virgil's

I've never witnessed anything that barbaric, usually if people are parked really far away and don't want to walk the cart back to its rightful place here, they take it to the side of the parking lot and put the two front wheels on top of the lot's border where it can't roll away

to just leave the cart where it's clearly obstructing other people is so rude that I'd wonder if the person doesn't have some cognitive difficulties

make ramen without the seasoning packets then put in pan without the water and fry until crispy. cook burger

break crispy ramen in half

use ramen as burger buns

apply a couple dashes of soy sauce to each ramen piece if you have it

would bet money on that being some type of cake, some type of sponge cake maybe. no one would eat a block of cheese in that fashion. plus look at how the edges have been wrought by her bite, it's more indicative of cake to me. the argument in support of cheese is that there are no crumbs

(unless it's actually been solidly confirmed to be cheese)

I had eggs that were over a month past their sell by date and baked some cookies. about a week and half later I'm still having one or two every morning for breakfast and feel fine. 4 out of six failed the water test [>>5086548] mentioned

I have no idea how egg expiration works to be honest though. eggs are so cheap around here that if I'm questioning whether or not they're good to eat I just buy more. unless it's midnight and I feel like baking cookies and am impatient and stores are closed

you're probably in a region chosen for gerber's test run of the company's new "inspired by mezcal" line of baby food

it sounds like it's probably later in the day but depending on the time of day maybe a breakfast thing like potatoes, eggs, pancakes/waffles/sweet crepes would probably be on budget

haven't tried crab cakes with poached eggs but am overcome with the desire to eat them right now

also if viewed right side up pic looks like a crab cake art installation with a vomiting head

apwoo smoba™ has the bacon flavor profile that the discriminating gentleman consumer of pork products look for

my aunt gave me an assortment of these things over christmas. they're pretty bad unfortunately

flavors: extra dark > dark > white > peanut butter > milk

threw the milk ones in the trash because they are uneatable, gave the peanut butter and white chocolate ones to people, ate the remaining dark and extra dark

the milk ones have that waxy too-sweet thing going on turned up to 100. they all suffer from this but those were truly unbearable

mitarashi dango

how about a shake or smoothie

>>5079676
>>5079705

to fix the ratio couldn't you could just put jam on top of the second piece of toast, and then an extra toast on top of that, then finally more jam and one more piece of toast, and post-finally an additional jam layer with toast on top? the downside is that you risk getting stuck in a deadly and reciprocating bread-jam convolution that could last days until it collapses thereby functioning as a metaphor for where your life is if you are stacking jam and toast endlessly

see illustration for the dangers of going down this path

>>5078779
>thinking of dressing up in uniform, calling different Quiznos stores and asking for a bag of bread, jar of dressing, pepperoni stick, etc, pretending to be from the other stores

>from the people who brought you ocean's 11
>he left that world behind a long time ago
>but this summer
>he's going to come back for one last job

would arm myself with some pocket cayenne pepper and either a knife or meat fork. pans would be too unwieldy I think, and it might be easier to disarm you if you're swinging a heavy one around

>>5077054

if a burglar is committed to trying to kill or otherwise harm you, wouldn't your priority be to defend yourself with the most effective tools possible

not that I don't see the value in your forward thinking re: legal issues, but that seems like a necessary price to pay to continue living in the event of a self defense situation. and if the burglars aren't interested in harming you, a knife or something sharp is probably going to be more intimidating than a pan