/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4069575
That sounds pretty lame

Especially as a compliment to one of the most expensive foods in the world iirc

>>4068229
>what is chicken

Learn how to cook.

Lure her in with fragrances.

>>4067137
>wet floor

>>4067317
I hope there's more mixed in because that's gonna taste like crap past the first couple bites

>>4066737
>go to deli
>yellow mustard is for plebs
>spicy mustard is nasty
>tfw no honey mustard

What is with these people honey mustard is amazing

Also
>peeling grapes
>letting leftover curry I could have eaten go bad

>>4066839
Vanilla seeds are tiny, good look straining them. You know those tiny black flecks in french vanilla ice cream? those tiny little pinpricks are whole seeds. If you don't like how they look, you could probably find some fresh, clear vanilla extracts.

lurking for chicken info

>>4064293
>hurr I can list ingredients

doesn't prove shit faggot

I've pretty much been living on cheese, chips, cookies and bananas for the past few weeks

>>4065835
Yeah
I would if I had a stove
If you can't afford it, you don't deserve to buy it

>>4064971
They look gross as hell, like any baked good made with bananas. But they work and are delicious.

Just throw some bananas ice cream and milk in a blender and enjoy god-tier banana milkshakes. Or replace ice cream with yogurt for a neutrally delicious smoothie.

>>4064976
Overrated as hell

Get a $40 espresso machine, it makes better coffee than standard drip and takes almost as much work to clean and replace as those things.

>>4062453
People who enjoy life

>>4056746
But it's true

Real maple syrup has that godawful dry aftertaste, I can only enjoy it with a ton of butter and a stuffy nose

Fake stuff may be trashy, but at least it doesn't make me feel like throwing up

Log cabin maple flavored syrup is 100x better than real syrup

It is a fantasy of mine to marry a girl who smells like hot butter and fake maple syrup

Mu Shu Chicken

Someone slipped an ad under our door, roommate decided to get some so I joined in

It was surprisingly good, good cuts of meat and plenty of fresh/crispy veggies (which I have not had in months). Gorged myself into a stupor, and still have enough left for a large dinner. I'mma see if I can get that menu..

And to think I was going to settle for instant oats.

>>4055172
For the toppings.

Seriously, how often do you find pizza that's worth eating? Ton's of pizza joints just whip together cookbook stuff and slap some dollar store sauce and cheese on it. If the crust is actually good, sure I'll eat it. But more often than not? It's a waste of time, space, and energy.

My dog would be much happier.

>tfw deli gives you one slice of tomato
>tfw they don't spread the mustard/sauces
>tfw you take it like a bitch because it's loud as hell and you don't feel like yelling

>>4053423
>"Hey, have you ever had (dish containing 90% vegetables and a little broth for flavoring)?"
>"No, I can't eat it, I'm vegetarian"

pick popcorn out of a shallow bowl with your tongue

>go to college tex-mex eatery
>order large burrito
>asks if I want sour cream guac
>yes
>they proceed to put one tablespoon of each
>not even centered, just plopped at the end
>"can...could I get a little more than that"
>"oh, it'll cost you extra.."

I can understand jewing me out of meat, but is sc and guac really that expensive?

Blue ballpoint pen
Bananas
Triscuits
Pepperjack cheese
Oats
Honey
Pom

>>4050046
That says nothing about the concentration though. Normally I'd give you the benefit of the doubt, and I'm not necessarily disagreeing with you, but I would like some source that says pink slime is actually unhealthy.

And for future reference, that prelude of window cleaners doesn't do much for your credibility.

Just remembered how much my dad and I used to eat this stuff