/ck/ - Food & Cooking

K. This whole hate thing you guys have going on is btfo. I know it’s because you can be as mean as you want to anyone without consequences. It sucks that, given this VR you’ve been granted access to, a lot of you have the shittiest versions of yourself come out to play instead of the most civil and intellectually stimulating version of yourselves you could possibly bring to the table.

In the past, it would have blown people’s minds to have access to this sort of opportunity to connect with one and other. I’m sad to say that even if they had access, they would probably choose to bring their shittiest selves to the keyboard as well.

It’s like, the same thing everyday. I’m bored. You guys bore me. Get interesting. Fuck. What a letdown.

Get well soon sweatys.

>>12620207
Go to /lgbt/ if you want to debate someone about it.

>>12620157
I feel our Creator has a pretty firm grasp on the wheel.
And also with you.

>>12620066
That’s just the Overton window you feel shifting under your feet. We’ve always existed but it was quite illegal for us to be out until embarrassingly recently.

If it’s uncomfortable for you, you’re probably somewhere to the right of policy and that’s fine. You can come over towards the center if you want though, it’s really gonna be fine. This is an official invitation. We aren’t all crazy. I don’t want anyone making us out to seem like bad people so they don’t feel bad for being mean to us ya know?

>>12619937
Order them all just a little differently to make sure they can’t make more than one at a time.
(Don’t actually do this you monster)

Anyone fuck with these lil’ guys?

>>12619866
Only 4 Tim Tams?
If you’re going to perfect the Tim Tam Slam you’re gonna need more than 4.

>>12619869
Calm down. It’s not contagious.

>>12619804
Yes. The blue ones are sweet like candy and the other ones are bitter as fuck.

>>12619756
Are you kidding? I’ve got an image to uphold. I’m finna keep up with the wachowski’s over here. If I’m caught eating at KFC (which I absolutely also did) it’s a bad look for trans people everywhere. What sounds better?
>I think I saw a trans woman today at KFC
Or
>I think I saw a trans person today at La Folie

I have to dress nice AF and go to all the hipster spots so I can represent for my people. Keeping up appearances is a living nightmare. I’m bougie AF so that others may live.

>>12619750
It’s honestly the ultimate capitalist move. Find something that is $0.50 garbage and flip it back to rich kids for 3200x the price tag.

>>12619697
I feel attacked
&
I am fully triggered.

>>12619566
Making it yourself results in a much better texture than store bought. I have a rinkydink oven so to get mine going I use a cardboard box and a heat rock from the pet store. Got the starter from amazon.

>>12619640
Sorry... 6 crackers.

>>12619640
...plus two beers put me well over $40
+20% tip.

>>12619617
That order of 8 crackers and a tin of fake eels cost me $16 yesterday.

>>12618948
That “fig” thing just reminds me of picrel. It’s more annoying than just getting called a fag. At least that way I know where you stand.

Yes, that’s what I’m talking about. It’s easier as a guy though because if you’re buff you can also get away with being a little chubbs and no one bats an eye.
Ladies are typically either seen as fit or fat with very little in between.

That diet does sound unhealthy af though. You should get your cholesterol checked anon. Way to life your one life to the max though. Sounds so delicious.

>>12619272
Does Red Bull Cola have caffeine??
...Surprisingly no.

>>12619164
I see that Crowder “fig” bullshit and I’m not into it.

It was music related.

>>12618905
Fazolli’s has a drive thru.
Those cuisines are great because they take time and skilled effort. Both things that fast food doesn’t doesn’t have in abundance.

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>>12618713
I feel like dieting requires a lot of motivation and has a slow payoff.
If you work out you can see a payoff fairly quickly and that is a great motivator. Results are addictive and when you start to see some changes happening with your body you want to keep that momentum and eating habits are the logical next step. It’s more of a psychological technique than anything.

The “reverse seer” of physical fitness.

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>>12614222
>OP
>Takes off shoes
>Loses two inches
It’s ok bud, I hear heels too.

>>12618694
Oh yeah! Green beans too! With a little salt & butter.