/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6505559
>>6505571
Ha, it's funny to see my masterpiece of food gore still floating around.
When I look at that now, all I think about is how angry I got having to legitimately TRY to chop everything that poorly. Fuck, that was awful. And it really did make me gag a little when I tasted it, from the canola oil.

Whoop!!!!
And so it begins.......

I won't be competing this year, but I'll probably cook along with some rounds just for fun. I hope a lot of people enter, I love seeing all the OC.

Goddamn, this is still going on? Fuck.
Actually, when I was talking about this with a friend of mine, he reminded me that SpaghettiOs are not made by Chef Boyardee. They're made by Franco American. And when I tasted "the taste" it reminded me of SpaghettiOs (except much greasier), which is why I said it tasted like Chef Boyardee.
Just wanted to explain that. Now, continue arguing and shitposting all you like.

>>6242747
Actually, I don't have to separate my recycling. The city I live in has one of the best recycle centers in the country, and they recycle everything that comes in the garbage. You put everything in one bin and it all gets recycled by the city.

If someone else wants to try and save this thread, feel free. I can't think about it anymore.

>>6241119
You ain't fucking kidding.

I'm going to go reward myself with a nice clean salad and a fucking big beer. Fucking fuck, that was bad.....

>>6241085
"dude", this was for entertainment and semi-informational purposes only. If you don't like the results, feel free to make it yourself. IDGAF

>>6241067
>>6241043
I don't understand the outrage over the comparison to Chef Boyardee. That's the closest thing I could compare it too. It has NO FLAVOR. Just like Chef Boyardee. It's a smooth, flavorless, oily as fuck sauce with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. If anything, Chef Boyardee is BETTER than this. At least that canned shit isn't oily as fuck.

>>6241063
If you're so sure about that, by all means, MAKE IT. PLEASE. And be sure to follow her directions to the letter.

>>6241025
I had a small choking accident after I took a bit and chased it with the shot.

>>6241053
I'm going to have to say YES. Either that or she's grossly mentally deficient.

>>6241043
See>>6241051

>>6241036
Let me clarify.
It tastes like you fucked Chef Boyardee in an oil slick from his own pasta in a dirty alleyway on top of a bag of dirty diapers while raccoons watched you from the dumpster.

>>6241009
>>6241006
>>6241005
IT TASTES LIKE OILY AS FUCK CHEF BOYARDEE.
It has no discernible flavor to speak of. It BARELY tastes like tomatoes. Also, I threw up in my mouth....after the shot.....

If I could, I would make Marie cry. She should not be doing this to people. That shit is foul.

Fuck everything ever. I hate you all. I hate myself. But most of all I HATE MARIE.

And now enjoy. With an extra Shot of Taste!

And then add three more ladles of oil soup on top! And stir....

And here we have two lade full of oily sauce in the bowl. Now we'll add the pasta.

>>6240892

See. Plenty more FUCKING oil left in there.

Here's the skimmed oil. There's still plenty in there.

>>6240816
>>6240799
Okay, I'm going to skim the oil off the top. I just....can't. If I have to actually taste the stuff....I can't do that much oil. Even if I ladle from the bottom, it's going to catch a bunch of that shit. I mean, it's a fucking cup and a half of oil in that bastard.