/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9818247
>energy: 80
what the fuck

BROOOOO

last week we hitched a bike ride to a costco the other day, and ran the bank a hefty 20k subtracted by 7 on the half mark past 3 on these shits. snuck a pack in the movies and unwrapped it, next thing i knew i had a UTI

brah nothin like a hot natty ice on the porker. down a case and a third plus a gullet half and next thing you know the pledges are beggin for more cheese on their coffees

>>9527153
yeah bro
been snortin pre on the daily for about a week and another for a half tick past noon thirty so i can bulk my airbags to inhale more peels, you dig?

>>9525744
looks to me like a classic vertical on the 220, pump those mug chains for an extra seat on the west banks

>>9526223
i use an egg trimmer on the daily when i made morning after pancakes

>>9514350
blue^^

thinking about sandwiching a heaping tablespoon of blur flavored frosting between two toast chee crackers edition

i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches

got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa than can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters

sometimes i order like three or four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigg the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me

the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

>>9451935
you realize with the kind of money you spend on taco bell you could probably just buy the console

>>9453119
i gotcha senpai

>>9451573
the bread looks like it was photoshopped in there

>>9450063
*blocks your path*

>>9427875
god i hate those things
hard, stale "rye" with barely any flavor yet somehow leaves an aftertaste that makes you almost want to gag

>>9427451
mosquitoes. not even that good.

just finished my 5th can of sardines. ran out of mayo so i used tartar sauce.

feel free to drop /fatass/ things you've done so far

what was in it, /ck/?

>>9427029
soft pretzel. easy.

>>9426821
buttershots

>>9425629
yeast isn't the fucking problem, it's wheat proteins

>>9423209

>>9425239
i remember those two memes

>>9423422

>people that can't eat entire logs of raw cookie dough in one sitting

>>9423697
kool-aid pickles