/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8094966
op, don't feel bad. your body is trying to remain upright so your digestive system can do it's job from you just being horizontal all night. it's perfectly natural if you eat dinner, don't listen to these fags that want you to change. (protip: just eat breakfast foods in the middle of the day, bacon egg n cheese dawgggggggg)

>>8075180
>bananas do not bear seeds
go back to science class you underaged fag

>>8070741
this isn't a very good thread to begin with but if you check the catalog it's filled with bad threads. someone please ban this fag

>>8070707
you realize sage doesn't effect the thread it just makes your post not bump it right? go back to /b/

>>8068302
my nigga coming to food threads talkin phi yeahboi

>>8066471
merica

>>8065356
count calories not food sources, read the fit sticky lrn2nutrition newb

>>8063135
just because animebro's mum didn't want to get him arby's tonight doesn't mean she doesn't love him

>>7827506
leave animebro alone he's my friend

>>7799730
morning animebro, you should really throw some veggies on that sammy and also some different bread

>>7728955
excuse me but oats are very calorie-dense complex carbs, get that paleo bullshit outta here and lrn2macronutrition

>>7722107
that's animebro he's a he

>>7707763
topkek

>>7688383
hey animebro how's it hanging

also: pizza duh

>>7678734
they changed the formula anon, they arent in chunks here in the states either and ive been pissed off about it for years

>>7672566
it's whiskey made with caramel, why is cocacola in the soda isle when it's clearly a carbonated beverage?

>>7501250
this guy knows

>>7484969
dudebro, there's a reason that 2k calories a day is the FDA approved number. i don't weigh nearly enough and if i don't get any exercise i still eat about 2.2k calories a day. height and weight are kind of important though when determining this shit, i suggest one of the many calorie calculators online, and i also suggest going to /fit/ and not /ck/ for health related questions (i mean seriously i saw the whole carbs are bad meme like two days ago here)

>>7222286
depends on what season it is though doesnt it? also i love you

>>7097399
if you don't like seinfeld then fuck you

>>6686973
wrong. there's a reason there isn't a sticky to this board, man. OP hop on over to /fit/, do the daily caloric allowance calculator. it depends a bit on muscle mass vs fat, but in general it does a pretty good job. people do fast, but those people sit in one place for long amounts of time. energy in, energy out, man. it really depends on your level of physical activity. (i wonder how many calories the brain burns during mental processes)

>>6547628
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>>6537783
>>6536991
>>6537246
this all of this, if your dieting would have been more realistic and less hateful towards yourself maybe i wouldn't have been such a dick. you're not losing water idiot you're losing muscle is what he was implying.
now can i have sauce

>>6537689
don't be a cockmonger give me sauce
it's not my fault you starve yourself because you make poor decisions every other day of the year and then you come to a COOKING BOARD to complain. you know they tell addicts to stay away from even being around dope, right?