/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>no one has said Gosling

For shame, for shame.-

>>8628691
K... Keep me posted

I had tea at a old friens house.

he put the cup infront of me, an little white bits, of which i assume was sour milk, was floating on top.

i drank it anyway. it was terrible

>>7222769
how'd you make that cast iron skillet you fuck fuccboi did you forge it yourself?

big glass of cold 2% milk, with a bag of miss vickies salt and vinegar chips.

GOAT snack

>>7221029
My mother does that method, but outside. its quite lulzy seeing her stand outside and swinging a bag around her head full of lettuce.

>>7218288
>gravy

Every true and righteous Canadian knows we do not put gravy on poutiine, but actual poutine sauce that comes in the can with thee chicken on it.

>>7171084
you should use actual goldfish next time

coleslaw dressing

>>7141732
because pirateering took place in areas with rum was made i.e places with sugarcane

Gosling masterrace

>>7140252
it doesnt matter how much it takes to kill you.

even in non-lethal doses a poison is still a poison regardless.

>>7140188
>doesn't realize the feeling of drunkenness is actually the feeling of being poisoned

boil them, then fry in bacon. god teir,

or duck fat roasted spouts

>>6791724
>putting cheese on fries without putting gravy

A disgrace

cheese fries are just halfassed

>>6626426
there should be a warning with this post as that meal often gives the worst farts imaginable.

There's really no such thing as a 'american chocolate bar'

they are called candy bars cause they dont contain real cocoa

I really enjoy the use of chopsticks. I steal them from everywhere in my purse so I have a lot. Have not yet invested in any good ones. But I like eating all sorts of food.

Usually I dress a fancy plate with food, be it steak, salt and vingaer chips, macroni salad, aspargus, and I eat it with the chopsticks.

I also pour shots of milk into a tiny little shot glass and swig it back.

I often pretend Im in a yakazu bar or fancy japaese restraurant and pretend to have a convseration with the boss about random things while eating. I also pretend that Im the waiter and cook with im cooking and giving myself dishes and I thank myself for the service and often leave a tip undermy plate for myself for later.

>people who use lamb in shepards pie and not good ol beef

>does eggcelent
a two dollar tip, a single toonie
>average
no tip
>shitty
literally a 2 cent tip. i keep old pennies that are green in my purse just for such an occasion

>>6544499
>people who butter the bread before frying and not putting just bread in a buttered pan

utter retards.

The water should taste like sea water protip

>>6506319
Tastes way better with earl grey that has has like 4 tablespoons of sugar and big ass glug of milk

>>6018630
Water is a liquid while the other ingredients are solid. You can weight solid ingredients in a bowl. But you can only measure cup wise lliquids.