/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5479005
>>5479227
lost

>>5474877
>Soggy chips

>>5462426
>>5462426
You are literally fucking blind

>>5450642
>>5450580
Literally shouted 'SHIT' like Dave Chappelle during the super size me sketch when I saw the guy from Slap Yo mama

This happened 2 days ago

>work at local coffee shop as barista
>Just finished 2 hour lunchtime rush
>Non-stop coffee and panini/sandwich making
>Fat fucking heffer comes through the door
>Too much make up, double chin, huge GUNT, you the type
>Asks for a large cafe mocha with 3 sugars
>Demanding voice, no mention of please, hello, thank you's etc.
>MAKE SURE ITS SKINNY MILK
>whatacunt.jpg
>Without thinking make a jug of semi skimmed
>realise mistake and ask again if she wanted skimmed
>OF COURSE I WANT SKIMMED
>steam skimmed jug
>In the middle of doing this, I nicely ask when the baby was due
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT PREGNANT
>'Oh, sorry', said with no emotion or remorse
>I can feel her anger grow and grow
>Put milk jug down
>Pick it back up and pour it in
>Picked the hot semi-skimmed one
>genuine accident
>No shits given, fuck her

ITT: We show what our disgusting, guilty pleasures we enjoy.

Rustlers burgers, holy jesus I love these wonderful, fake greasy microwave burgers.

>>5236306
for dipping yo

>>5235226
>not ale
You call yourself english

>Bacon and Egg sandwich/roll/baguette
>Medium rare steak with garlic butter
>French Fries with ketchup + mayo
>Oreos with hot milk

>>5233137
you're thinking of the wrong sensations my friend

Where is the onion?

>>5078308
Will I be able to find a kebab shop in Newcastle that does these wondeful orgasm boxes?

I hate watery ramen. If I ever cook Ramen/super noodles I:
>tiny pot with a little pit of water
>boil water
>add noodles
>stir until cooked
>drain some but not all of the water
>add flavouring packet
>add salt, pepper and chilli powder
>Sometimes add creme fraiche or even a small knife of butter
>stir
>throw in any left over meat/chicken I have in the fridge
>serve

It ends up being thick and delicious, does any one else do this?

>Only eat Bacon once every 2 days, too much can give you cancer
>Only eat eggs once every two days, too much eggs can give you high cholesterol

How many tea spoons of ground instant coffee should I add to my coffee to get the full kick/flavour without being too strong?

>>4925233
enlighten me on what is real carbonara, because I always make it like that and that shit is the best

>>4786770
aaaaand i feel bad again

>>4786519
Russian Standard, Sobieski, Luksusowa (my fav, love drinking that shit ice cold and straight).

>>4786736
I felt bad for a moment, thinking good Ale would be cheap as fuck there. Good ale here in England (Hobgoblin, directors, Newcastle brown) can cost over £2 a bottle but most shops do 3 for £5

American, how much does a 500ml bottle of ale cost?

>>4663605
What does advocaat taste like?

>>4663485
one shot each? or equal measures?
Also:
>White russian
b-b-but i'm Polish, can I c-call it white P-Polski?

>>4663363
Dad?

Kahlua is my all time favourite liquor, god damn. I want to get drunk of it, just once. That and Passao

Meat Pierogi's are the fucking beast. Polish pierogis or go home