/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sigh...

here we go again. Sup folks, Eddy's back on his old shiz, and WHO is the lucky contender today? (more of an Offender 1iykwim) Hmm... uh, wut, toast?..... ah jeez, this is ordina— GREEN? SPREAD? One thing I will never eat is green on my toast, no can do. Observing the comments here I have determined it's 2Californian Avocado? Well that is all well and good... except California cannot grow their own Greens because unless you aren't a mews junkie then you do not know there has been a heat wave in California for at least 10 years. Good luck growing there. So knowing this it was probably imported from Mexico. Ever see a sticker on the bananas & also on the avocados at the grocery store? The sticker says "Mexico" and now I am able to deduce that I am holding in my hand a dowry brought into the USA courtesy of the 3Cartel. Yep, them's the ones.

Ever see Narcos? Me neither. I do not like that type of show however if you made it about green avocados then it would make these chefs weep, the consumer do a doubletake, and the foodies would be ashamed of their wrecklessness when they think of a Mexican farmer being very sad. This is considered just in your culture? I am not prone to violence but if I would slap this out of your mouth if you entered my home munching on a slice, and you can take that to the bank!
[1] Acronym for "If you know what I mean".
[2] California is in a drought: Fact.
It is unethical to eat Californian greens: FACT!
[3] my source: https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2020/02/07/avocados-mexican-drug-cartels

Sigh...

here we go again. Sup folks, Eddy's back on his old shiz, and WHO is the lucky contender today? (more of an Offender 1iykwim) Hmm... uh, wut, toast?..... ah jeez, this is ordina— GREEN? SPREAD? One thing I will never eat is green on my toast, no can do. Observing the comments here I have determined it's 2Californian Avocado? Well that is all well and good... except California cannot grow their own Greens because unless you aren't a mews junkie then you do not know there has been a heat wave in California for at least 10 years. Good luck growing there. So knowing this it was probably imported from Mexico. Ever see a sticker on the bananas & also on the avocados at the grocery store? The sticker says "Mexico" and now I am able to deduce that I am holding in my hand a dowry brought into the USA courtesy of the 3Cartel. Yep, them's the ones.

Ever see Narcos? Me neither. I do not like that type of show however if you made it about green avocados then it would make these chefs weep, the consumer do a doubletake, and the foodies would be ashamed of their wrecklessness when they think of a Mexican farmer being very sad. This is considered just in your culture? I am not prone to violence but if I would slap this out of your mouth if you entered my home munching on a slice, and you can take that to the bank!
[1] Acronym for "If you know what I mean".
[2] California is in a drought: Fact.
It is unethical to eat Californian greens: FACT!
[3] my source: https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2020/02/07/avocados-mexican-drug-cartels

>>19362865

>>19360063

TIS I, EDGAR!

For my money it has got to be This.
YES. No. your eyes are not fooling you.
It is pickle spread supposedly but it is almost just like mustard. it is even made with Mustard seeds. It enhances pickles? that means its formulated to enhance the most Vinegary products. the taste? First of all, the texture! Yes. It is like soft marshmellows because of how granulated it is but it is soft and full of seeds. Its like every time you eat it poprocks of mustard seed bhrst in your mouth, already puckering my mouth at this idea. And in a sandwich dont bother! It goes in anythung, add to macaroni for tang. Add it to salads for kicks. Dijon tastes bad to me. It makes my mouth hurt. I dont know why people like that stuff. It must be bwcause it is expensive amd they are showing off.

HERE IS WHY I WILL NOT post a photo of my pantry:

1. I don't want my image to be used for targeted ads.
2. It is classist to brag about having a full pantry
3. I have meat products in my pantry. Want to respect vegatarians/vegans by not posting any triggers. Think first.
4. I don't want my geolocation information used to harm me.
5. Freedom of choice,

Hate to break it to you, but I'm fully autonomous. I will not post anything I do not feel UNCOMFORTABLE posting.

I will continue to consume bone marrow. You cannot mock me.

Edgar here! Thanks for asking. In my opinion drinking milk is very natural. Never shame a milk drinker! UNFORTUNATELY since the 1970s, when Boyer and Cohen had the bright idea to genetically engineer organisms (sheesh! AND I THOUGHT THE EXORCISM WAS SCARY!) that they would then INJECT in food drinking milk has gone downhill. It's hard to even find a milking female human who hasn't been altered through years of eating foods full of poison.

Be smart about who you milk. Make sure they have been fed organic materials and haven't been injected with poisons or dieted on genetically altered products. Best advice I can give. BUT NEVER shame a milk drinker. We won't sit idly by while you attempt to make fools of us.

>>12233052

I do not mind. Also, I am NOT your son.

CW: carnism

I have a confession to make... I love LOVE love bone marrow. Slurp! There's nothing quite as satisfying as breaking a chicken bone in two (TEETH PREFERRED) and siphoning out the marrow with juuuust the right amount of applied suction. I can take it cooked or raw, doesn't matter to me! Hey dogs do it!

Thread Q's (Respond or Leave)
-What are your favorite ways to eat marrow?
-Do you have your own marrow recipes?
-How has your health improved since eating marrow?

>>11010985
YOU DO NOT tell me to shut up. Don't like me fine. Don't care. Teehee, but you LEAVE my thread and stop ruining the cordial niceness, I mean it's just nice to talk about snacks on a Friday so really what's your deal anyway just get out and don't let the door smack your behind.

food is pretty delicious will ain't it the truth. Its your friendly neighborhood anger always always on the run and I will today ask you one simple question how do you like to eat your snacks do you like to eat your snacks on the bed while you're watching a video game or when you're trying to tell you your best girl hey I love you let's share a snack let the mood take over I love you girl today is going to be the best day cuz we have a good old-fashioned snack?

>>6531655
Thanks but no thanks.

>>6531603 → #

I reviewed Limburger cheese here. I'm probably gone my to start reviewing cheeses regularly for /co/ if you guys like my writing enough.

>>6531603

I reviewed Limburger cheese here. I'm probably gone my to start reviewing cheeses regularly for /co/ if you guys like my writing enough.

No thank you. I did not like that! This gets a D+

First of all that smell is really nasty. It looks like the sole of a ratty old shoe. The texture is firm and creamy like a Babybel wheel but you get a whiff of the stuff and that is the only thing you wind up tasting. What a rip! Yuck.

You won't impress anyone if you stick this crap in your fridge.
Stick to babybels, Linburger Cheese is for suckers.

Okay I'll admit that growing up I have done some things I'm not proud of. For instance, when I was just going into puberty I was tempted... not having much experience with masturbation I didn't know what the best way to do it was so I used a warm banana peel. It didn't feel the best but it wasn't terrible. My cock could get into half the peel.

See, I'm OK with admitting something like that. I have also had real sex with food. Whipped cream, y'know? The usual except mine was a gay experience that I don't regret.

So now I'm asking if you have had your own experiences with being in the mood for sex and utilizing food. NSFW.

Do you pray before meals?

Sorry, I had to make this thread because apparently somebody on here has a problem with that. Yes, I also pray when dining out if I don't forget to first but that doesn't mean I'm a fundamentalist. It's out of respect for the dish. You could even call it a Spiritual Tip.

So I ask, do you pray before you eat and why?

>>5988524
fuck off fancypants. the point of alcohol is getting drunk.

>>5985207
Yuck! It looks like maggots are in there and you have too many onion chunks, plus whatever that red stuff is. If you put this in front of me I would probably throw up. Nasty.

What's with all of this fancy crap? Whatever happened to a good ol' Bud Lite? I can drink about 9 of those bad boys in one sitting and get a really strong buzz on.

>>5988404
Whats wrong with a paper plate by the way? I would eat with my better plates(good china and stuff my mommy passed down to me) but I don't feel like washing dishes today.

>>5988404
Tastes good to me. Mmm

bump

>>5988398
Forgot my trip!